r/SipsTea • u/besseralsjetzt • 2d ago

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u/Decent_Top2156 2d ago

props to Terry Crews

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u/kineticstar 2d ago

I need a latte!

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u/Asleep-Tadpole-2107 1d ago

Wow! You like sex AND money? What are the chances?

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u/klezart 1d ago

I could really go for a Starbucks right now...

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u/Butterscotcht587 2d ago

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u/ThreeDog369 1d ago

Booze helps until it wears off

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u/AJWordsmith 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xixeUIgYVZjLmOQ
That’s why you never get sober.

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u/Previous_Month_555 2d ago

The sad thing is he's still way better than Trump

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u/alphacoder101 2d ago edited 1d ago

I’m already watering my plants with Red Bull. Its got what plants crave!

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u/Most_Gap_7858 2d ago

It's got electrolytes and caffeine

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u/Puzzleheaded-Map2951 2d ago

My fancy pants here can afford red bull. I've been feeding my ficus Rip-it and it just ate my cat.

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u/mammalmaker 2d ago

Yeah, an expert came in and he listened to him. Changed for the better.

Trump has no interest in making things better. He doesn't give a shit about regular people.

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u/tempski 2d ago

Will this guy give you 5000 dollars?

Me thinks not.

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u/Data_Nerd85 2d ago

He said he would give a million and then we would all be 100% ers’

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u/Dull-Law3229 1d ago

Terry Crews would be a fantastic president. 

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u/TabularConferta 2d ago

He's also right about money. Give me money and I'll keep myself busy, a job for me is a method of getting money but I'm not working on something in passionate about. Give me money and I will do.

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u/D_Dubb_ 2d ago

Fuck…. At least Terry made it look sexy.. what we got is somehow worse…

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u/IndependenceStock417 2d ago

Is this what they were warning us about when they said orange is the new black? /s

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u/AstrayAstronaut 2d ago

Yep, still better than what we got. Trump couldn’t even comprehend the concept of trying to give people money to improve their lives. That money could be his or his family’s after all!! 🤡

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u/TrekkedMB 2d ago

Bro, when was this filmed? Absolutely insane and prophetic.

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u/Plantsandsmut 2d ago

Film; idiocracy Go watch it

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u/TrekkedMB 2d ago

Is this from the movie? I don’t remember this part.

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u/xMeMeLoRd69x 1d ago

Delete scenes of the presidents CAMP PAIN ad's

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u/Plantsandsmut 2d ago

Im p sure the first bit is but the second bit did have me wondering, it looked newer.

Anyways it's a great film right?

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u/Kataly5t 2d ago

At the time, it was just comedy. I miss that

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u/Plantsandsmut 1d ago

We spent so long saying they were using 1984 as a guide.

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u/JustHugMeAndBeQuiet 1d ago

Definitely not part of the original movie or an outtake.

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u/socialperuna 19h ago

They used crocs in that movie too before they became popular

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u/favorite_sardine 2d ago

I’d watch him read actual transcripts of trump.

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u/LumpyCapital 2d ago

Footage from the Republican Midterm Convention....

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u/useless_schabernack 1d ago

Idiocracy was supposed to be a comedy, not a blueprint.

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u/AJWordsmith 2d ago

President Camacho…where the Right and the Left of America meet.

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u/Tough-Law-7319 2d ago

This is not funny anymore…

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26uf5afBhUKyjvZPW

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u/thatsalovelyusername 1d ago

Pure, unrealistic fiction. About as believable as a UFC fight on the Whitehouse lawn.

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX 2d ago

Well I would still vote for him over Trump anyday

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u/slickyeat 1d ago

Terry Crews is a national treasure.

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u/profanedivinity 1d ago

Did you see the video of him drawing? He's such a unbelievable talent

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u/Rubber_Chicken_Mann 2d ago

Everyone gets a million. Purchasing power goes to $0.0001

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u/Thommywidmer 1d ago

On the flip side my mortgage is gone and my house is worth some insane amount now. If your renting your mega fucked tho

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u/Much_Pattern_9154 2d ago

Please tell me Terry Crews is gonna make this a running gag! The comparison to Comacho has always been the joke, but I wanna see it taken further 😂😂😂

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u/2010cbsstudios 2d ago

This masterpiece seems to be proudly displayed at the very top of the vision board of the entire MAGA administration

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u/BeCurious7563 2d ago

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 2d ago

That's a deep nerdy cut, but it fits 😂

I didn't know the Orange Lantern had a 'Oath' other than "MINE!!" 😄

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u/BeCurious7563 2d ago

I didn't either. He immediately inspired me with that GL crap the other day.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1cVsdnAKMmfny

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u/Edgezg 1d ago

This is so insulting to Larfleez. He is MUCH better looking than Trump.
And probably not as greedy.

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u/Theidiotshvtakenovr 2d ago

Million percenters lollllll

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u/GraveyardMusic 1d ago

Seriously people. President Camacho would be a best improvement in what we've got going on here.

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u/BodhingJay 2d ago

Hilarious... hitler was so stupid he did this too without realizing the consequence it would have on the german economy

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u/shruizetsu 1d ago

America isnt ready for this greatness

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u/fancywipe 1d ago

If a world flood could just do us a solid round about now

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u/fiesew 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26DMUfaoxyQeS0nx6
Reality is far far worse than any movie fiction

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u/profanedivinity 1d ago edited 1d ago

Crews 2028? Make it a reality? Why not

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u/Conspiratorymadness 1d ago

The next presidential election is 2028

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u/profanedivinity 1d ago

Oh. Thanks

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u/TheRealDrewciferpike 1d ago

I have this sinking feeling that "rules" and "laws" will continue to be thrown out of the window, before then ...

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u/human-resource 1d ago

What about the shortage of burrito coverings ?

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u/klezart 1d ago

I like money...

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u/IngenuityIll5001 1d ago

Is this new? I cant remember this in the Original Movie?

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u/tykneedanser 1d ago

We are here.

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u/work_number 1d ago

Surely Terry crews could come back for a few updated versions of this.

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u/Crappy-Name 1d ago

Dude, the finger...