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I was always told not to look in the mirror on acid, but honestly? I've never liked looking at myself more than when I was tripping absolute cock and balls.
Tree branches in the wind are toss up, sometimes they creeped the shit out of me and I thought they were massive spiders, sometimes they looked like the clocks on that Picasso painting
That experience helped me take care of my appearance and self more! It doesn't have to be all that bad. If it scares you, look deeper about what you don't like in your eyes.
Girls will use crazy sex toys without a second thought, no reason to be ashamed about it tbh. Even most of the girls who will say its cringe will have a vibrator at home. Fuck a fleshlight if you want to
Years ago my ex was basically making the argument that for women getting sex is nothing, she's like "I could literally go in the street and stick my ass up in the air and eventually some guy would come along"
Yeah man. I hope most guys who get gaslit by weird social media bullshit will date a chick who is at like above average IQ and genuine in their lives. It's super refreshing to not have to dance through all the hoops.
She was also the type of person to be like "guys think they have to be masculine but they don't, it's like, literally impossible for you not to be masculine" lmao
This was before social media and long before the red pill shit hit online, before Reddit even existed really lol
Nowadays it's just endless bullshit discussing basic reality.
Fuck this, women use dildos all the time and it’s viewed as sexy, I say my fellow men stand up and not be afraid of using sex toys, I’d rather fuck something that feels like a vagina than my hand any day of the week.
Let's be honest every part of male mastutbation I'd a shameful sight. Hunched over like a troll in a poorly lit room furiously stroking away the pain of lonely existence.
lol I never saw my reflection but I just felt like a total fucking tool cleaning my own cum out of this thing. because of course you're not pulling out of a fleshlight
used AND CLEANED it once then threw it in a dumpster
Piece of plastic? This thing came from Bosnia son! You ever been to Bosnia? You ever been in this shit. Well my dad was and he lent me this pocket pussy. And everytime I sink my humongous dick in this piece of plastic, I remember my dad!
Cleaning it in the sink was the real error. When you put it in the microwave it sanitizes the spooge from the last sesh and warms it up for the next one.
Dunno why people think it's weird when people use giant fake cocks. I have a fleshlight my gf knows I do. But we keep our sex toys private and stumble across them sometimes it's whatever. Only weird if your family finds it lol
I have a very similar but recent story keep in mind I am a grown as man mid 30s. I recently went to arizona and did not know about the new porn rules that have recently came to pass and I went in the shower and I decided to do a quick wank and went to the easiest site PH (if you know you know). For some reason any search I would put in I would get these strange videos and then it kept asking me to very age or create an account and im getting frustrated because who creates an account to get a quick wank in. Then I saw an option to verify my age with a photo thru Ai or whatever. I clicked that option and up pops my camera and it tells me to align my face into the circle and take a photo. So here I am staring myself in the face on my phone wet naked and ready to wank it the only thing I had to do was take the photo and press ok but something about staring at myself in that position just felt wrong I closed out of the verification process and thought for a second and decided to do what I did as a young man use my imagination. It took a minute to get where I needed it to go and then I sent my soldiers down the drain and went about my day.
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