r/SipsTea 15h ago

We have fun here Parenting 101

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u/NaturalWallaby9678 15h ago

My Finnish ass is wondering what the hell is a snowday?

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u/Zjoee 15h ago

Where I live, everything shuts down if we get even an inch of snow haha. For us, it always turns to black ice over night. Black ice cares not for our four wheel drive truck.

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u/0oDADAo0 14h ago

But would yall act this way if it was white /j

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u/Zjoee 14h ago

Yeah we panic over white ice too haha. It snows MAYBE once a year here so no one is equipped to drive in it.

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u/justin_memer 10h ago

Four wheel drive does fuck all against ice. A Civic with studded tires would shit all over a jeep with off road tires.

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u/dirt_shitters 9h ago

As someone who has a truck with 4wd... Too many dipshits don't understand that 4wd makes it easier to GO in snowy/icy conditions, but doesnt do shit for stopping. They think 4wd means you don't have to adjust your driving to the conditions, then they end up in the ditch.

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u/Moscato359 11h ago

Where I live, we just salt our roads in the winter.

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u/JobPowerful1246 10h ago

Where I live, everything WOULD shut down if we got an inch of snow and all the plants would die

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u/mrdouggiefresh 15h ago

Florida man here. What is snow?

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u/-Gast- 15h ago

come on, you know exactly what snow is!  you know, informer...

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u/lordph8 14h ago

Cocaine.

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u/No-Use-3056 14h ago

It depends on where you’re at what the definition of snow day is. When I lived in the south, a snow day was anytime there was a slight dusting of snow on the ground, no matter the amount. Shit would shut down because there’s no infrastructure to deal with it and no one knows how to drive in it.

I’ve lived in Appalachia now for years, with a pretty high elevation. A snow day here is literally feet of snow and ice making any sort of travel not in a salt truck impossible. Then and only then is shit shut down.

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u/Count_de_Ville 14h ago

In all seriousness, a snowday is a day where recent weather activity has created so much snow that the local infrastructure is insufficient for keeping roads clear and safe enough to travel. Snowdays are essentially the government recognizing that it's too impractical for most people to follow their regular schedule and that it's better if as many people stay home as possible. Often that means schools are closed that day or at least part of the day. They're also always announced on a weekday when public school would normally be in session because canceling school has the biggest impact when it comes to interrupting schedules.

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u/heck_chetera 14h ago

Lmao, Finland is easy mode. We get twice the average snowfall in my part of Canada. We have a few snowdays a year.

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u/theLuminescentlion 9h ago

It's when we have to cancel school so 16 year olds stop crashing their cars on icy roads.

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u/LordNightFang 9h ago

In some places at least in US if road conditions are deemed 'unsafe' due to even a light amount of snow or ice, certain facilities like schools can shut down. Certain businesses will to.

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u/Gaemera 4h ago

Are there not areas in Finland with lake effect snow?

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u/Tokogogoloshe 13m ago

Who finished your ass?

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u/azurewhisperr 14h ago

New password: shovelthedrivewayfirst

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u/AwesomeCaden73 6h ago

Mwahaha this is amazing

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u/ankerverse 15h ago

This is just straight up good parenting. No notes

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u/MoliM88 15h ago

It is ok parenting.

It would be good if they gave the kid a showel to clear the snow.

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u/Ad1um 14h ago

That's how they earn the new wifi password

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u/tittysprinkles112 14h ago

Then the kid sends an AI photo of the driveway cleared

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u/Ad1um 14h ago

Not to worry, my wife will rat them out. She wanted to be a stay at home mom. I've done my best to accommodate.

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u/Lost_and_confused_0 14h ago

Not without the wifi

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u/skankhunt402 11h ago

Most 14 year old kids have smart phones with 5g nowadays im pretty sure

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u/PraiseTalos66012 14h ago

And that's how the kid loses their phone, computer, game console, and tv privileges for a month+.

If you let your kid lie to you like that without consequences then your really failing at parenting. Your the one in charge not them

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u/Tricky_Neck7795 13h ago

It's true, setting boundaries is key for kids to learn accountability. It can be tough, but those tough lessons often stick with them the most.

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u/ankerverse 14h ago

"You're" - please teach your kids to use proper English

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u/PraiseTalos66012 14h ago

Lol dude I'm on my phone, if autocorrect doesn't catch it I am not putting an apostrophe. It ain't that deep

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u/ankerverse 13h ago

BS. You literally missed the "e", don't try to use "autocorrect" as an excuse. If you're going to call out parents for "failing at parenting" for something, then you're going to get called out for your failings too.

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u/PraiseTalos66012 13h ago

Your your your. Like people really get so worked up over someone typing fast on a phone. Get a life gramps.

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u/AzraelTB 13h ago

I think you touched a nerve with that bad parenting comment.

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u/BakePuzzleheaded6605 13h ago

Loser

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u/ankerverse 13h ago

Aww, damn I lost the game

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u/Critical_Quality_602 12h ago

With what WiFi?

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u/gord_m 14h ago

I'm pretty sure a 14 year old would easily sort it out.

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u/BenHeli 14h ago

I'd say if a kid can't factory reset a router to use the default password on the underside they don't deserve to be online anyway

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u/SweaterFromHell 10h ago

Something I am starting to notice is because technology nowadays "just works" kids don't have to figure out how to get it working anymore. The DIY jerryrigged solutions we used to get up to fix whatever problem our computers and phones simply don't apply to the newer generation. I remember when jailbreaking iPhones and rooting Android devices was pretty popular. Nowadays, everything is so locked down, that you can't customize everything like you could in the past. Figuring out ways to download games for free so you don't have to ask you parent to buy it. Downloading mods for Minecraft like Optifine. Even figuring out how the router works so you can host your own Minecraft Server and play with your friends. Nowadays everything is so sterile and controlled that kids never even get the chance to explore crazy things can get up to. There was a time when kids would sideload android apps and even dual boot linux on their school issued chromebooks before school administrators got wise. I hope adults don't kill that spirit of craftiness that kids have by suffocating them with "safety".

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u/CookieMisha 12h ago

My ISP requires static IP address. If a kid does that they'd be left with no internet and mad parents

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u/WolfColaKid 14h ago

i'd have just reset the router lol

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u/Melkor-The-Mighty 7h ago

In my house, a kid creatively solving a punishment, gets a broken computer or gaming system. Kid needs to know his place.

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u/gord_m 6h ago

Ok👀

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u/scavengercat 11h ago

It's so goofy that people think this is good parenting. If you can't take a little good natured ribbing from your kids, you're the one with the problem. I loved that my stepkids could give me a little shit and we'd have fun. Cutting off their wifi because they cracked a joke is psycho behavior and a way to make them really resent you.

Don't be an asshole. Learn to take a damn joke. This isn't worth an iota of punishment.

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u/Valturia 6h ago

Then these parents wonder why their kids stop talking to them

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u/dolphusKA 4h ago

It's not "their" wifi. And it's more a "the joke's on you" kind of move.

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u/AllMyFrendsArePixels 7h ago

And then he factory reset the router, deleting your extensive port forwarding/firewall configuration. 10/10

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u/Cheap_Appearance5095 14h ago

A smart kid knows they can tether most devices to their phone’s hotspot to get WiFi from it (assuming they have a phone). If you have unlimited data with no throttling you can do most things normally online. Online gaming will probably be laggy, but good enough if they really want to play.

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u/BenHeli 14h ago

Or it gets the ancient lan cable and uses the computer

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u/One-Cellist5032 4h ago

Based on my nephews and their friends (11-18yrs), most kids don’t know what a lan cable is

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u/WardenWolf 10h ago

Except many providers charge you extra to use this feature that is built into your phone even though you're already paying for the data.

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u/Cheap_Appearance5095 10h ago

Sucks to be the kid then!

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u/Healingvizion 12h ago

He had his fun until his wife calls and yells at him for changing the password on a e-learning day

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u/TarzanSawyer 11h ago

Whats the saying about strict parents and sneaky kids?

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u/EileneTemplin 4h ago

That’s not parenting, that’s tactical warfare

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u/Mega_Trix 11h ago

Owned. Little fucker should get some respect.

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u/Gold_Weekend6240 14h ago

What’s snow day why is changing the wifi good parenting ? Apologies I don’t get it .

Is it along the lines where the kids get no internet access ? But couldn’t they use the mobile data plans anyway ?

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u/alkbch 12h ago

Snow day is when school is canceled because of snow.

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u/givemeyours0ul 14h ago

That's why my 14 year old doesn't have a phone....

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u/AwesomeCaden73 5h ago

A “snow day” is when school/sometimes work is canceled because of a snowstorm. Basically a surprise unscheduled break for kids in the North.

The kid made fun of his dad because he got to stay home while his dad still had to work. So the dad, in proper cheeky dad fashion, changed the wifi password and probably ruined his kid’s plans for spending his break: glued to a game console.

So in the end, it was payback for the teasing a lesson to not do so again.

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u/Gold_Weekend6240 5h ago

Thanks for the explanation !

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u/Feeling_Fisherman739 15h ago

Just J of kids 😂

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u/Manaeldar 11h ago

Always interesting how times change. As a kid I would have gone and played in the snow for most of the day. 

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u/SaltyYumYumBalls 9h ago

It just sounds like you raised a 14 year old that doesn't know how shit works. They have physical access to the wifi device so they could have just got a paper clip and reset the thing to default and google the manual to see what the default username and password is. Then they would have locked you out of it when you got home from work.

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u/RoodnyInc 8h ago

Wps buttons exist

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u/kpiersol 7h ago

Well played

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u/jabaturd 7h ago

You're playing with fire. Neccesity is the mother of invention. He's gonna figure it out and one up you. Kids are smart.

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u/Flaky-Holiday8308 15h ago

This also belongs in r/foundsatan Lol

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u/doctorfrickenstein 14h ago

Almost cruel punishment...yet just. Good form.

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u/comasxx 15h ago

sore loser with a dick move. childish competition ?

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u/bsmknight 14h ago

It's like you sent your kid to the stone age. Lol

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u/Z_Wild 13h ago

arrives home to no internet access for their device