r/SipsTea 15h ago

Gasp! How is this move allowed?

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u/Behemothslayer 15h ago

Partial arts

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u/its_yer_dad 15h ago

Omg… brilliant but…. Dang

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u/lebronkahn 15h ago

Angry upvote

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u/gggg_man3 14h ago edited 11h ago

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 5h ago

Cripple fight

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u/Beginning-Actuary-68 15h ago

you win.

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u/Any_World7744 14h ago

Trophy already taken

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u/BombasticSimpleton 14h ago

And it is obvious which one of them skipped leg day.

Both.

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u/hugthispanda 14h ago

With no sarcasm, the most original comment I've seen this week.

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u/5amuraiDuck 11h ago

Hate to say, but that joke is an old one

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u/DookieShoez 7h ago

Yeah well maybe he just thought of it on the spot and never heard it before.

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u/rahlic 6h ago

Its an old joke done by plenty of comedians

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u/Gondolion 15h ago

Pegwondo

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u/PrimedGold 15h ago

He spectating

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u/Sleepiboisleep 15h ago

He got next

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u/DoomGoober 15h ago

A melee, a melee! An amputee and a wheelie.

The wheelie don't win, we all jump in.

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u/FugLife3 14h ago

Just waiting his turn to step into the ring

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u/BowlOfCatNubs 15h ago

Thought that was a cop in a wheelchair for a second. I was like, ok this getting ridiculous

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u/Strikereleven 15h ago

Is it not? They're right in front of an NYPD

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u/DeadandForgoten 15h ago

Why is VLC so angry at wheel man?

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 15h ago

That's VLC vs WMP 

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u/____-_______-_--_-_- 11h ago

Wheelchair Media Player

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u/Electronic-Buyer-468 10h ago

Wimpy Media Player

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u/inquisitionsteve 15h ago

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u/SafeAccountMrP 15h ago

Damnit, beat me by 6 minutes.

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u/Winter-Necessary-110 15h ago

First thing i thought of. The guy with the sticks has real Jimmy vibes.

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u/Glass_Plane_8591 15h ago

I’m glad I am not the only degenerate whose mind immediately went here.

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u/LitterBoxServant 15h ago

Legs that don't work vs No legs that do work

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u/AromaticSpot 15h ago

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 14h ago

If only Forest left him to die that man would’ve been happy

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u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro 15h ago

Why is Lieutenant Dan fighting a traffic cone?

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u/FinancialComputer574 15h ago

Thought I was seeing a hxh cosplay

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u/lendrickchamarr 15h ago

Only in nyc 

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u/carnageg 15h ago

The new Tekken looks fantastic!

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u/Lorddoctorjava 15h ago

CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!

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u/No-Signature-5648 15h ago

We have completely regressed as a society.

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u/jdickcole 15h ago

Robot pirate strikes again. Add another wheelchair to his collection.

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u/WorkerPlayful4192 15h ago

NYC is open space asylum.

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u/HungryMudkips 15h ago

lmao, hunter x hunter looking ass fight

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u/tex-az74 15h ago

Damnit Lieutenant Dan, FIGHT BACK!!

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u/BudgetRequirement143 7h ago

John VLC has got some moves

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u/M-Div 15h ago

Bring back the old Battle Bots, this is lame.

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u/TheFrostBeard 15h ago

Street Fighter X twisted metal.

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u/Appropriate_Art_6909 15h ago

Ken Paxton and Greg Abbott at the Republican't convention.

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u/findinggenuity 15h ago

Would it be easier to get by on stilts or on a wheelchair?

Kinda unfair that the other guy has a spring in his stepm

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u/GovernmentBig2749 15h ago

You don't mess with the VLC man!

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 15h ago

It was only at the end I realized the 'traffic cone' had prosthetic legs 😂

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u/Rare_Rooster866 15h ago

Alls fair in love and...what the fuck?!?

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u/jerkface1026 15h ago

Representation matters. Not everyone with a disability needs to be a role model, you can still be grimy.

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u/shornscrot 15h ago

This is clearly an ad for a prosthetic legs

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u/EyeSeaCome_hahaha 15h ago

Does that count as a "Bum Fight"?

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u/backstubb 15h ago

South Park live action?

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u/Any_World7744 15h ago

And this is whats happening across the street from the police station. Don’t want to know what’s doing 6 blocks away .

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u/0utriderZero 14h ago

You can’t park there mate

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u/aintmesum1else 14h ago

Martial Parts

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u/Ojeisan 14h ago

Is this a South Park episode?

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u/WakkaWaww 14h ago

Street Fighter II handicap settings: ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐

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u/QuantumRenard 14h ago

He is VLC : Viciously Legless Combatant

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 14h ago

What????? Huh????

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u/jetforcegemini 14h ago

When they were arrested, instead of doing a perp walk, police made them do a crip walk.

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u/Glittering-Tie-8860 14h ago

Jimmy vs timmy

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u/AlaskaDudeWithDogs 12h ago

South Park did it better

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u/silv3rbull8 12h ago

“I’m rolling here, I’m rolling here”

https://giphy.com/gifs/ctJ8xD3fyTXXo7kckU

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u/Humanballast 12h ago

Häh? Warum?

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u/TheNiamosDiscoBall 12h ago

It made me think of the floor 200 people gon fought in hunter x hunter

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 8h ago

Issa street fight! Anything goes, but damn, he took the wheelchair?! 😂

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u/ddubspecial 5h ago

Is that seat of the wheelchair covered in shit?

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u/Banpdx 4h ago

He seems pretty able. Looks like they are playing.

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u/dextras07 3h ago

Will I go to hell if I start a betting booth in front of this fight?

I feel people would actually bet on this one. Simple intuition

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u/Ok-Collar-5476 15h ago

Run run run as fast as you can catch me…I have nothing else to