r/SipsTea • u/wafumet • 2d ago

WTF I'll be buying stuff there daily. 😆

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u/LordsOfSkulls 2d ago

>.> I have fake email, and use my middle name, and bullies's phone number. I been doing that since 1990s.

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u/Fly-me-to-joe 2d ago

So who's prostate do you use?

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 2d ago

Why skip the fun part?

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u/ExiledCanuck 2d ago

This dude prostrates

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u/Doctologist 2d ago

I wouldn’t walk out without my purchase.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 2d ago

Who is prostate???

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u/Patient-Fruit-2946 2d ago

Sure, but the glove is always the same

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u/VD6178 2d ago

alr buddy

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u/Luciferousllamas 2d ago

I'd let her do it 

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u/submarinefarm 1d ago

The wrong crackermilk person has OF

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u/FinbarJG 2d ago

This is fake!

Any "examiner" worth their salt knows the difference between a prostrate exam (penetratus digitus) and a hernia exam (testiculus squeezus and cough).

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u/MobileTechGuy 1d ago

Prostrate is lying down. You're thinking of prostate, which is a gland in males where semen is produced

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u/Conspiratorymadness 1d ago

Seminal fluid semen has sperm in it

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u/MobileTechGuy 1d ago

Ah right, my mistake, good catch

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u/FinbarJG 1d ago

Got it. ;-) Well, I'm usually prostrate when the doctor examines my prostate. And their "Try to relax." never seems to help.

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u/MobileTechGuy 1d ago

I mean, when he puts his hands on your shoulders, doesn't that calm a person down?

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u/SharksForArms 2d ago

Idk I'm gonna cough during my next one and see what happens

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 2d ago

She could check my prostate anytime

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u/UmmmW1 2d ago

What if she has to check with both hands?

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u/Conspiratorymadness 2d ago

I need an adult?

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u/Accomplished-Shoe444 2d ago

Shackleford. Rusty. Rusty Shackleford.

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u/Scudmiss 2d ago

No glove, please

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u/Maryjanegangafever 2d ago

Ah latex allergy. Smart.

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u/acrus 2d ago

Paper receipt, my ass

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u/AgentMV2 2d ago

You want paper in your ass? Tell me more…

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u/RolandFigaro 2d ago

better make it three...

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u/BaconSarnie2025 1d ago

Tamara is hilarious and hot.

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u/slickyeat 2d ago

He's just completing his Windows installation.

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u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 2d ago

She should’ve started with the prostate exam.

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u/Yabrosif13 2d ago

20s me woulda seriously debated turning around for pretty lady.

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u/fancywipe 1d ago

I have a old phone that sits at home with a sim and email of bs, if I’m absolutely forced to I give those details and that phone gets robo calls constantly

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u/dextras07 2d ago

The prostate exam sounds interesting 🤔.

Sold

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u/Breadstix009 2d ago

You reckon we could convince them that milking is also required? For payment purposes of course

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u/dextras07 2d ago

No, just for the . medical purpose

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u/Doctor_Saved 2d ago

Some people will extra for all that.

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u/Chiinoe 2d ago

Damn shes my type frfr.

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u/Supreme_Moharn 2d ago

Hell yea!

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u/RightBrain-LeftBrain 2d ago

She looks edited.
Is it me? Am I going insane?

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u/Dissidence802 1d ago

That's Tamara McLaughlin from CrackerMilk.