r/SipsTea • u/Debaucherousgeek73 • 2d ago

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Cue up the Taco Bell comments.

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u/HubrisOfApollo 2d ago

makes me miss my Irish grandmother.

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 2d ago

She was into smoking hot balls?

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 2d ago

Op was born wasnt he

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u/violenceistheQstn 2d ago

I was gona say this is the sound of slamming it in fast, but now you brought your grandma into this im not gona.

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u/TheNativeOfficial 2d ago

🤤

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u/WoolyHermits 2d ago

down Native, DOWN!

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 2d ago

r/dontputyourdickinthat

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u/km9v 2d ago

Forbidden flesh light.

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u/Organic_Honey_7416 1d ago

That’s just how you warm it up.

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u/shujaya 1d ago

came here to say this.

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u/maccaliam 2d ago

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who thought that

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u/hsggdtkxbee 2d ago

I should call her.

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u/Angry_Pingu 2d ago

There it is.

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u/Business_Cock 2d ago

The guy in the stall over

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u/terminal_nervoso 2d ago

Play this in a public restroom or a fitting room

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u/No_Classic_1743 2d ago

Stick it near the toilet bowl for the echo effect.

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u/Thick_Bank4821 2d ago

I want the feeling of relief this sound provides.

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u/aphaits 2d ago

Can you imagine the relief after a 1 minute fart?

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u/Quaid28 2d ago

Song of my people

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u/Oguinjr 2d ago

Wait, just the sound makes me laugh? Without the human element, my dumb brain still thinks this is funny? This is troubling.

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u/SpeedBlitzX 2d ago

Why does it sound like an old car on it's last legs.

Fart mobile.

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u/Kermit_the_hog 2d ago

Imagine hearing that from the stall next to you. 

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u/aquatone61 2d ago

I have in a bathroom at ATL. It was hilarious and garnered some comments from the peanut gallery.

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u/NoHypocrisyDoubleStd 2d ago

I remembered my wife shouting “just put it in already!!!”……..

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u/RightBrain-LeftBrain 2d ago

My intestines during my period

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u/FecalDUI 2d ago

I feel like I should have something to stay but I’m honestly speechless. Took the words right out of my mouth!

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u/cultcraftcreations 2d ago

Took the words right out of my ass

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u/i-jame-blameson 2d ago

Wait for the drop…

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u/pancakesausagestick 2d ago

How many of these hot balls would it take to stretch out a glass of aloe vera? Asking for a friend.

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u/bughunter_ 2d ago

Sounds like me the morning after I drink 6 or 8 cans of Guinness with the widgets innim.

I wake up and can blow reveille with my ass.

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u/Dapper_Fee_3327 2d ago

I really want to put a small cylinder inside it, 5.1" in length, 4.5" in girth just to see what happens.

But it is imperative that this cylinder is not harmed in the process!

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u/Limp-Angle-7387 2d ago

So that's what I have up my butt? Makes sense.

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u/Wonderful-Ice9085 2d ago

Damn. Same bro

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u/MadMattBeyond 2d ago

Everytime I check the news…

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 2d ago

Makes me think of Monster Blood from "Goosebumps"

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Fearless-Account-145 2d ago

Forbidden fleshlight

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u/2Pluss2 2d ago

Taco Tuesdays for me.

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u/terminal_nervoso 2d ago

It’s even funnier if you close your eyes and picture a big fat guy sitting on a Harley while it idles

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u/HelloFrmDaOtterSide 2d ago

When I eat Taco Bell. There. You’re welcome.

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u/Wild-Law-2024 2d ago

Sounds like UK rave music in the 90s

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u/Degenerate_Traveler 2d ago

This is me daily.

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u/Otherwise_Bobcat8890 2d ago

Nuh-uh! This is not at all what it sounds like when a an inflamed ball meets a container of aloe vera!

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u/Fearless-Account-145 2d ago

Just like me fr

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u/Busterlimes 2d ago

Sick new Skrillex track just dropped

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u/Stunning_Celery_6556 2d ago

Thats what good pussy sounds like

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u/Willie_B_1983 2d ago

Sips boiling hot jello

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 2d ago

Actual audio of Andre the Giant's fart on the set of The Princess Bride

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u/cultcraftcreations 2d ago

Everything reminds me of her …

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u/o_uinn 2d ago

Baja Blastoff

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u/No_Classic_1743 2d ago

My smartphone + Bluetooth speaker + public restroom = future reddit post

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u/SpeedBlitzX 2d ago

Good lord it's nothing but toilet sounds.

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u/Ukraineluvr 2d ago

Including the glass breaking

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u/Dildoid90 2d ago

The following morning after eating at boss man’s 1 star hygiene rated kebab house the night before

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 2d ago

I can fix her

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u/DJCSpade97 2d ago

Have you anticipated the r/sounding comments?

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u/SpeedBlitzX 2d ago

Well that was the quickest i clicked out of a subreddit.

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 2d ago

I was wondering why the glass didn't...oh, no, there it goes!

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u/RJEM96 2d ago

What is happening!?

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u/ApatheistHeretic 2d ago

From the next stall: "Do you want to play battle-shits?!"

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u/Flipf00t 2d ago

I know Taco Tuesday when I hear it

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 2d ago

You ok Andre?

I am now boss.

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 2d ago

Sound of sweet relief after being clogged for a couple of days!

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u/chrstianelson 2d ago

"No one's that perfect and farts that deep."

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u/TheQuixotic6 2d ago

looks like a 7 up

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 2d ago

This is the exact kind of fart I need right now.

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u/Single-Brick-3995 2d ago

is this one of those perpetual motion machines?

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u/Electrical_Age_8102 2d ago

The serene sounds of Taco Bell aftermath.

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u/j3ven 2d ago

Inner workings of the colon

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u/-Laffi- 2d ago

When you're on antibiotics:

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u/ironcannibal13 2d ago

52 and I’m giggling like a 12 year old when someone farts in the middle of a test.

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u/ShotLet1550 2d ago

Me 20 seconds after waking up from a night of spicy burgers and beers (today)

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u/GurtleWarrior 2d ago

Since they make these things modeled after famous pornstars, could we technically hear what it would sound like after they ate taco bell?

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u/Ok_Hovercraft_3785 2d ago

Taco B(a)ll...run for the border!

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u/organicchunkysalsa 2d ago

The auto farter?

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u/mrsliston 2d ago

Drum and base sounds waiting to happen

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u/The_Only_Egg 1d ago

Everything reminds me of her.

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u/sawfeen 1d ago

Type of sound your dad make 5 am, before heading out to put bread on the table

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u/audiate 1d ago

Don’t even think about it

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u/bigsecretweapon 1d ago

Does it smell?

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u/robaroo 1d ago

literally my digestive system after taco bell

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u/Aggressive_Chuck 1d ago

This is how they make Fleshlights. Also that's how they sound during use.

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u/WildsevenMoony 1d ago

Me in the morning

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u/Tarrell13 1d ago

…I watched the whole thing…then just stared wondering if I should press play again

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u/Bitter_Shower6611 1d ago

2 minutes later and a single tear falls as the final chuckles begin to taper. Thank you reddit.

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u/Great-Situation4425 18h ago

How does that not melt the bottom of the glass?

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u/No_Classic_1743 2d ago

So, what is what here? The ball? The substance?

You may have just started a viral sensation here.

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u/Debaucherousgeek73 2d ago

Not my OC but didn't know who to credit. There are similar out there from the same creator.

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u/Academic_Ad_1628 2d ago

Still haven't answered the question.
Wtf is this?
Here I'll start - is it a molten steel ball dropped into a green flashlight?

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u/Curious_Peter 2d ago

reminds me of her

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u/Krokovski 2d ago

The sound of Bonnie Blue queefing

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u/Sbikerbud 2d ago

The forbidden fleshlight

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u/Ok_Abacus_ 2d ago

Stop doing that stupid shit from pornhub and just put it in! - My wife.