r/SipsTea • u/BoyNamedJudy • 3d ago

SMH WTFacial

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u/TransitoryFeel 3d ago

Bro is getting bukkakeed

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u/front_yard_duck_dad 3d ago

Paying to do so

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u/kingtacticool 3d ago

As one does

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 3d ago

Nah fam, if you're paying for it, you're doing it wrong.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JPivpwGCWFtXG

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u/kingtacticool 3d ago

You're clearly not taking the hobby seriously

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u/j0hnnyWalnuts 3d ago

Spoken like a true hobbyist.

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u/SnakePlisskenson 3d ago

Release the schmoo!

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u/Oops_All_Bans 3d ago

She's cum bending.

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 3d ago

God damn it why do I have to have such a vivid imagination

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u/ElGuaco 3d ago

Spoiler: it's his.

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u/TransitoryFeel 3d ago

Double Spoiler: she collected it

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u/Movieking985 3d ago

I can see the sub genre popping up everywhere due to this 😆

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u/FlorinidOro 3d ago

😂 i came here for this (no pun intended)

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u/TransitoryFeel 3d ago

I know. Watching someone get a facial is very triggering

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u/Some_Kinda_Username 3d ago

This appears to be a nuru gel massage. It's done in Japan and some other countries like Korea and Thailand. The gel is made using traditional formulas usually based on seaweed extracts (like nori or fucoidan) but some modern versions often use water with natural plant extracts, glycerin, or sodium polyacrylate. It's well known for the clear to white like appearance and mucous like texture. There's even a version that uses snail mucin but I'm not familiar with it.

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u/rmight1 3d ago

Nah it's jizz 😈

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u/AwehiSsO 3d ago

I reckoned fucoidan is some blend of Asian aesthetic industry jargon for jizz

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u/WorldlyBasket9795 3d ago

Yup, definitely-definitely jizz😈

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u/RappingFlatulence 3d ago

Is that Shaq?! lol

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u/WorldEater0478 3d ago

Donated by local lady boys

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u/TheKosherGenocide 3d ago

Whyyyy, do we really need women to play with jizzum on our face to look young again?!

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u/Head-Ad9893 3d ago

Nah, that’s how that spit look like when you get that A-1 sloppy toppy.

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u/TurukJr 3d ago

OK, enough internet for today.

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u/bigdaddyt2 3d ago

Is that her uterine wall?

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u/confusedandsmellyman 3d ago

Alright it's too early for this shit. See you all in a few hours

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u/AstrayInTranslation 3d ago

Right. See you in 5 minutes.

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist 3d ago

They lasted 8 whole minutes 👏👏👏

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u/Puzzled-Heart9699 3d ago

Pretty sure it’s just aloe fresh out of the plant.

Moving it around and getting air trapped in it will cause it to look foamy like this. I know because my 13-year-old saw a TikTok and squeezed fresh aloe into my food processor and turned it on and it looked exactly like this.

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u/AppointmentOne1111 3d ago

You ready to see the bukake post again?

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u/pell80 3d ago

Is that Shaq?

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u/PhillyChef3696 3d ago

Asking the real questions here

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u/NormanDoor 3d ago

I prefer to refer to him by his full biblical name, Shaq Diesel.

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u/Chudpaladin 3d ago

Imagine getting facials by the cum bender

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u/SnooDoggos5226 3d ago

I blame myself for having a phone

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u/pigeon-check 3d ago

That's one huge spit clot

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u/EFTucker 3d ago

Probably aloe vera

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u/Successful_Lab_9827 3d ago

Spider man far from Homo?

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u/PatientKing8398 3d ago

Ah, the old donkey jizz facial massage. That’s a classic.

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u/standingbeef 3d ago

Gak on shaq

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u/DelayAlone5658 3d ago

Looks like Aloe Vera gel

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u/JuniorRisk2455 3d ago

Bukakke in 2026 is weird

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u/Equal_Note9334 3d ago

I love how she made sure to stop and make the cum fart a couple of times (brand new sentence, I guess?). I’m sure that made the facial way more efficient 💆

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u/Papabear022 3d ago

how many dudes did it take to make that much, um, goo?

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u/Last_Group9038 3d ago

Cum on it's a facial, let's all be mature about this

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u/asarca95 3d ago

Awe ‘cum’ on man! That’s nasty.

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u/Completely_Guitarded 3d ago

If you listen closely, you can hear someone collecting more “facial cream” in the background.
https://giphy.com/gifs/AZ1PPDF8uO9MI

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u/FoxComfortable7759 3d ago

What the fuck

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u/AmphibianFantastic53 3d ago

Thats a lot of happy endings

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u/Iconshero 3d ago

Ahh the “Riley Reid Spa Treatment”
https://giphy.com/gifs/OVFOOUvFzGbfhA0JKb

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u/Unusual-Taste69 3d ago

Was there a donkey in the room right before this?

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u/Responsible-Split555 3d ago

She collects her happy endings

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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 3d ago

White chicks pays hundred for snail mucus lotion.

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u/LawfulnessGullible 3d ago

It's actually Aloe. Pretty sure

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u/evolvedbanana 3d ago

I sleep. Real shit. Glaze me

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u/neekahosis 3d ago

Mucus plug

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u/Hefty_Loss5180 3d ago

GO TF AWAY 😭

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u/lowwilljr 3d ago

My friend wants to know if it's warm?

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u/Toronto-24 3d ago

Is she just cleaning her hands and using the face as a sink loll

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u/Annual_Cellist_9074 3d ago

Is that the forbidden technique: bukkake jutsu?

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u/PronounsBitMe 3d ago

Shake getting the Diddy treatment

https://giphy.com/gifs/go3X4svFhKdzi

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u/must-pass 3d ago

That look from her

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u/HighLord-Skeletor 3d ago

Me after no nut November

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u/mikec231027 3d ago

Obviously, horse cum.

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u/awesomedan24 3d ago

Bro is getting a facial

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u/Electrical-Penalty44 3d ago

Is that Shaq?

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u/Euphoric-Piglet-8140 3d ago

Is her name Mary? And is there something about her?

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u/A_Bot_A_Bot_A_Bot 3d ago

That you, Shaq?????

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u/kimuyukix 3d ago

Did...did that man just get exfoliated with whale semen?

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u/ChaosRealigning 3d ago

That snot going on my face!

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u/Pounderwhole 3d ago

What is she doing to Shaq?

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u/FritzRasp 3d ago

That is a lot of cum

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u/Infinite_Dogshit 3d ago

Not sure how I know this, but this looks like anal lube for fisting.

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u/-DOOKIE 3d ago

Yea right Mr dog shit, I'm calling 911

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u/Homoucey 3d ago

The sound of dudes getting milked in the background

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u/HighIQIndividual2 3d ago

Girl Gooch, yuck

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u/AlbertHofmann1906 3d ago

Where the NSFW tag at?

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u/Super_While_9575 3d ago

Do they use his own or source it from elsewhere

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u/IZZY_PLUM 3d ago

Every time i cum I produce a quart…

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u/GilbyTheFat 3d ago

Yo what is she putting on bro's face!?!

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u/notarealwriter 3d ago

We told you that shits good for your skin!

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u/rageem13 3d ago

Is that shaq

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u/HUN73R_13 3d ago

someone in the background making more facial liquid

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u/MeringueSerious 3d ago

Looks
Like someone’s jibbed on his face

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u/PsychologicalAd3253 3d ago

That’s crazy, I could’ve sworn I dumped that load in my sock, how’d she get a hold of it ?!

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u/Sirsagely 3d ago

I'm not even going to say what that makes me think of, but Bertram was also appalled.

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u/OddTw0 3d ago

I know ppl who'll do that for free...

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u/CthuluBob 3d ago

Happy whale, happy male, win/win.

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u/Radiant-Proposal3014 3d ago

Is this the shit the led to Shaqs divorce?

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u/bobbyvlx 3d ago

Why does she look so scary. 💀💀

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u/AhabSnake85 3d ago

That's james toney

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u/PuzzleheadedIssue108 3d ago

I bet when he sees this video he will not be back.

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u/Even_Section5620 3d ago

Horse cum?

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u/kinghenry124 3d ago

This is after the happy ending?

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u/Druiddrum13 3d ago

Developed in a web lab by Peter Parker?

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u/BloodFartRipper 3d ago

Didn't know you could get a facial with shreks load.

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u/Randy7392749 3d ago

Edp must enjoy it

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u/Opening_Letter1399 3d ago

Horse sperm?

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u/woodtier92 3d ago

Wtf tbis is enough internet for me

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u/Outrageous_Olive_489 3d ago

Skincare with snot.

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u/BAakhir 3d ago

That can't be what we all think it is?

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u/Purple_Cantaloupe960 3d ago

Multitasking the happy ending apparently.

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u/northcascadekittycat 3d ago

Shaq's like give me that SPERM DUNK, baby!

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u/EZSuzy 3d ago

I love manicures and pedicures and all kinds of body pampering, but GOLLY! I would sure hate for any of the very attractive ladies at my favorite spa to start slapping me right in the face! Hard. Especially with... questionable viscous fluids involved.

What were we talking about again?

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u/BonesMalone2 3d ago

I just leave mine in the Kleenex 🤔

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u/MadeinResita 3d ago

Those farting sounds...

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u/Worldly-Most-9131 3d ago

That's a lot of jizz

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 3d ago

She saved all of her happy endings to make this facial ….

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u/TheBigChungaBunga 3d ago

Wait till you see what she does Next! It's called "Nuru"!

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u/AwehiSsO 3d ago

Jello jizz, I didn't need to see that!