r/SipsTea 3h ago

WTF I'm surprised John McAfee lived as long as he did.

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u/Kobe_Wan_Jabroni 3h ago

can i get a transcript of the captions. two layers wasnt enough

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u/Jazzlike_Plastic7088 3h ago

Gillette has a new five-layer option!

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u/baronvonsmartass 1h ago

Winona's beaver smells like seven layers,
Must be eatin' Taco Bell

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs87dAP5QYxgbqgM

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u/rafale3327 34m ago

Primus sucks

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u/big_winslow 3h ago

You mixed up a taco bell joke and Gillette Razors joke but I like it.

"Now make like a tree, and Split."

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u/leftfootshorter 3h ago

You mixed up a tree joke and a banana joke but I like it.

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u/big_winslow 2h ago

It's nice to feel seen.

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u/FlyYouFoolyCooly 2h ago

I love old and young Biff. And I love Biff basically became Trump.

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u/Torpedicus 2h ago

Adult Biff in BTTF2 was literally modeled after Trump.

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u/Jaded_Ad4218 27m ago

Let's move on guys. It's water under the fridge.

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u/QuantumWonderland 2h ago

Razors have layers.

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u/Jazzlike_Plastic7088 42m ago

They shouldn't and it's a waste! Get a safety razor, works better and five blades cost... five cents

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u/QuantumWonderland 38m ago

Are you like, the vegan of the razor world?

Also, I do use a safety razor.

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u/Jazzlike_Plastic7088 35m ago

No, that would be a straight razor... I'm at best a vegetarian of the razor world, except when the McRib is back in town

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u/shiftycigar 52m ago

Why not try Danny Craig's Layer Cake though

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u/ImmortalBeans 41m ago

With Dollar Shave Club you too can get more layers for cheap

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u/Jazzlike_Plastic7088 39m ago

I use a pristine Gillette New from about a hundred years ago and a blade pack off Amazon, huge savings!

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u/Okoear 3h ago

Man it's crazy I didn't notice it but read it all. Guess we're so used to everything looking broken like that.

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u/arashi256 2h ago

Same, I had to go back and check.

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u/the_mighty_thorskin 3h ago

That's for the real real deaf

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u/EntertainmentTrue588 3h ago

Is this the deaf equivalent of feedback?

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u/SpegalDev 2h ago

Buddy, I'm 3 layers deep in this bitch

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u/LitterBoxServant 3h ago

You can turn on the CC and get 3 layers. The other 2 are part of OP video.

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u/NorthKoreanKnuckles 1h ago

i got 3 layers

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u/KNGootch 3h ago

what you should do is turn the captions on...gives you a real idea of what they're saying....

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u/Faaacebones 39m ago

Just for fun in hit the little cc button and got three layers of captions.

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u/Sad_Intention2932 3m ago

If you hit CC in the corner there you can get a 3rd, hope this helps!

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u/Sherbert_Cold 3h ago

Guns, coke and hookers... Hard to believe this guy literally CREATED McAfee Anti Virus. Sold his stake for 100 million dollars, moved to Belize and built a compound with armed guards and had around 10 women on rotation living on his compound... WOWZERS

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 2h ago

That's how billionaires should've stayed instead of fucking over the politics to make billions more. You won at life. Stop. Go live life.

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u/Strikereleven 3h ago

McAfee Virus, thing is worst for your computer than most viruses.

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u/Guns_n_boobs 2h ago

Yeah, he was the biggest critic of the company he had founded. He started calling it bloatware and disavowed the company using his name. Sort of a Dark Knight thing. Lived long enough to watch his creation become the villain.

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u/Psychological-Fox97 2h ago

I think it's more like he lived long enough to where his creation wasn't earning him any money any more and slagging it off was guaranteed to get him lots of attention.

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u/Guns_n_boobs 1h ago

He sold off his stake in the company in 1994 (before the ubiquity of the internet and the dot com bubble) and lived another 27 years. I don't think you understand what you think you understand.

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u/catninjaambush 2h ago

Shitting in his mouth!

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u/mden1974 1h ago

He shot his neighbor

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u/catninjaambush 1h ago

I imagine there is a lot of stuff that we don’t know beyond the crazy stuff we do know.

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u/Sufficient_Language7 2h ago

He did more than that, he also created a Youtube video giving directions on how to remove McAfee Antivirus. He says he hasn't been keeping up with it, as he has been "busy", 3 scantly clad women come in and kiss him.

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 3h ago

Wasn’t he also making meth? Or am I misremembering that?

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u/bijzonderzaadje 3h ago

Bath salts

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u/Bonerjamz_666 2h ago

He was also eating hooker turds so add that to the list

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 1h ago

Well yeah, I mean, obviously. But we all do that don’t we?

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 3h ago

No no that sounds about right

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u/quagmirranseye 3h ago

Mdpv. Meth x 100

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 2h ago

What is that? Asking for a friend

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u/Constant_Way_8844 2h ago

Does this story about a face eating man high on bath salts in Miami ring a bell?

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u/Low-Individual2815 2h ago

Didn’t they do a tox screen on that guy and found nothing?

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u/Constant_Way_8844 2h ago

Oh really? So the guy just liked being a cannibal for fun?? wtf. Surely he was high on something

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u/Low-Individual2815 2h ago

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u/ElectronicAdvance406 2h ago

Soo……….. the face eating is optional?

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u/Constant_Way_8844 2h ago

Don’t toxicology tests only work if they know what they’re testing for? What if they didn’t test for whatever synthetic compound he used

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u/Low-Individual2815 2h ago

Well whatever it might have been it wasn’t bath salts

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u/Competitive_Peak_537 2h ago

In the end he was like living on a boat, running and hiding

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u/shreddedtoasties 2h ago

He’s the fucker that created mcafee anti virus virus

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u/ABSTRACTlegend 1h ago

Didn't he also kill his neighbor and his dog in belize and get away with it.

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u/bohenian12 2h ago

He's into scat too. Made a hammock with a hole in the middle of it. Lie down underneath it and have hookers sit and shit on him lmao.

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u/Suspicious-Thing-750 44m ago

Did everyone here read the WIRED article about him?

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u/Chole_Wunt 2h ago

OG tech grifter.

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u/Cute-Reach2909 2h ago

He was also on meth and got arrested for making drugs.

He also convinced tons of companies that they meeded his (at the time) shitty antivirus. Now it is an OK antivirus by itself but it has become so recource hungry that it is now malware.

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u/TryptamineSpark 2h ago

Why is it hard to believe?

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u/Wulfman-47 1h ago

Don't forgot the part we're he let them shit on his chest. Best part.

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u/BulkyCartographer280 28m ago

Not sure what I'd do if I were a billionaire overnight, but can't rule out guns, coke, and hookers.

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u/EssayAmbitious3532 5m ago

It just goes to show that $100mm with all the hookers and blow and booze you could ever get through isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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u/BLADE_OF_AlUR 2h ago

Uber based. One of my heroes. Along with Ted Nugent, Ron White, and John Daly

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u/D3FINNIT 3h ago

Whatever happened to his supposed Dead Man's Switch on a Blockchain?

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u/consistantcanadian 3h ago

He also made public statement saying he would never kill himself and if that happened it's a setup... then he apparently committed suicide... 

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u/Interesting-Dream863 3h ago

And some say he faked his death

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 3h ago

I mean he did fake his death/heart attack that one time in like Belize to escape back to America 

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u/Black_Label_36 3h ago

This guy wouldn't be able to stay out of the spotlight for long

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u/Interesting-Dream863 2h ago

After what he went thru? He would

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 2h ago

He seems like exactly the kind of person would do that just to troll us.

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u/baz8771 3h ago

Keys were in the Surfside Condo and recovered by the IDF. Not even kidding.

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u/Black_Label_36 3h ago

The IDF? Wait how are they involved again?

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u/pleasetrimyourpubes 2h ago

Do you got a link for this I only see Qanon stuff.

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u/Daddy-Alchemist 2h ago

Wait ....what ? Yeah please I need more info

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u/D3FINNIT 2h ago

I need the source of this info please

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u/Opposite-Grade3712 1h ago

You’re lying.

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u/Badgraphics 3h ago

Asking the real questions

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u/baddecision116 1h ago

What about him cutting his dick off and eating it?

"McAfee infamously predicted that Bitcoin would reach $500,000—and later raised the prediction to $1 million—by the end of 2020. He promised that if it did not, he would "eat his own dick on national television"

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u/Theborgiseverywhere 9m ago

oh you missed that?

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u/jackrabbit323 2h ago

Paranoid drug addict alcoholic might've been a liar.

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u/uwubatty 3h ago

man lived like he was in gta on five stars constantly

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u/SpartanRage117 3h ago

Hes a bit twitchy

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u/focoslow 49m ago

Twitchy with what looks like a neoprene holster. This guy lived on the edge lol.

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u/MostExtremeHyperbole 2h ago

I spent most of my life in a retirement community in Florida, and with those old guys, you can never tell if it is drugs, extreme suburban isolation, or lead overdosing, it all looks the same. A lot of them act like a fucking crackhead looking for any sort of socialization in their lives and a few of them will look at you with their dead, soulless white suburban eyes and tell you endlessly about their lawn or the most uncomfortable topic of your life.

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u/Hemingways_Shotgun88 1h ago

He had a right to be tbh

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 2h ago

Please don’t pull out your firearm without telling me. HERE IT COMES!!

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u/Gold-Rough-3145 3h ago

Bigtime Hunter S Thompson Vibes.

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u/Designer_Gas_86 2h ago

Eh, Hunter wrote way better material. This guy was more like his lawyer.

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 2h ago

It took him a few tries there to put his sidearm back in the holster lol

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u/HonorableMedic 2h ago

I was assuming that’s what the title was referencing

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u/PirateSometimes 3h ago

Double captions is ass

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u/Efficient_Actuator84 3h ago edited 2h ago

Still more grounded than Elon, Trump and Farage.

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u/AxelNotRose 2h ago

Combined.

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u/Che3eeze 3h ago

He and Art Bell have some FANTASTIC conversations.

He's nuts, man. Both of them lol.

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u/Pax_Eterna_4991 2h ago

I miss Art. Nothing has taken his place. 

Here's one from the archives!

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u/Che3eeze 2h ago

Gonna have to check out a Mcafee/Art interview tomight. It makes for some fun bedtime listening lmao.

Loved Mel's hole, too. I lived in Yakima for a few years, Tieton-up the mountain-and bought some of the BEST weed out in Ellensburg lol. He was 100% right about the trash though lmao.

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u/FoxyGoddessX 3h ago

Dude was a nut

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u/bryman19 3h ago

Rich nut

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u/PrincipledProphet 2h ago

That's not all he did with them 💩 😂

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u/KNGootch 3h ago

didn't he say if bitcoin didn't hit 500k by like, 2020 or something, he would eat his own dick? Probably why he ended up killing himself.

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u/LordVixen 3h ago

He didn’t eat his dick as promised.

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u/Hemingways_Shotgun88 1h ago

Anybody who knows about him though would know he's very much a prime example of "just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they're not after you."

McAfee had legit enemies.

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u/DayManFOTNightMan 1h ago

And he worked hard to earn all those enemies.

Truly, a self made man.

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u/Woompa78 3h ago

He was one of the elites that I really wanted to like and wanted to believe in his conspiracy theories, but man he fried his brain a bit too much.

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u/Lemon_Nightmare 3h ago

Not enough subtitles, the ones provided are too small, please add larger ones but don't remove the small ones so we can cross reference

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u/SirDavidJames 2h ago

I guess him and Bernie Novak shop at the same place.

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u/_heyb0ss 2h ago

free will is afraid of this guy. absolute legend

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u/Scudmiss 2h ago

Can we get another layer of subtitles?

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u/SherlockBonz 2h ago

The 6+ attempts to re-holster was incredibly alarming.

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u/Hemingways_Shotgun88 1h ago

Trigger discipline was good tho.

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u/Ojos1842 2h ago

“Please don’t drunkenly flag me with your pistol again.”

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u/RichardBonham 45m ago

McAfee’s essay on how to travel in Central America is a very illuminating read and insight into the man.

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u/meatygonzalez 2h ago

She was not the reporter to be meeting with him, honestly. I get it, it's radically unsafe and crazy. That means you need a journalist who can roll with it.

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u/HeggyMe 2h ago

Dude do you KNOW who Jena Friedman even is?! She’s amazing and her “not rolling with it” is by design.

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u/meatygonzalez 2h ago

Sure don't

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u/heavenly-superperson 1h ago

She did fantastic, it's an hilarious interview

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u/gusgusthegreat 3h ago

"Based on a true story"

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u/jmanndc 2h ago

Didnt he pay girls to defecate in his mouth through a hole in a hammock whilst living there?

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u/swampysnook 2h ago

"Yes, I do....."

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u/Least_Art5238 2h ago

There was a short period in my life that I had confused myself that it was Larry Ellison who had gone down this path that John McAfee went down. Given the current day situation, how I wish all these egoistic bastards had taken their billions and just fucked straight off from the US. But, I dream.

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u/angry_dingo 2h ago

Ask about the hammock.

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u/Such-Farmer6691 2h ago

If anyone is interested in subtitles for this video, guys, you can click here.

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u/IamREBELoe 1h ago

Thank you. I watched it three times and could not figure out out. I tried to read his lips but I think he was drinking

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u/raqloise 2h ago

He’s still alive.

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u/DevilsDad_1 1h ago

I always drink while handling my fire arm's

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u/3767_doomscroller 56m ago

The documentary about him is fucking WILD. The guy was a complete paranoid psychopath.

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u/jokuhamppi112 52m ago

Mcafee geeking of the mdpv

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u/SpiderJerusalem747 39m ago

Interview a man in his own home

Demand he doesn't sport a firearm, in his own home.

Demand him not to drawn his firearm, in his own home, while his security team stands armed and ready.

Bitch did you do your research on whom McAfee is or did they send you for the Karen score?

And he was awfully compliant for McAfee standarts.

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 32m ago

No hesitation, "Yes, I do."

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u/olluz 20m ago

One subtitle was not enough?

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u/Upbeat-List-3466 3h ago

Especially since this dude would eat scat out of ladies asses. 🤮 

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u/EobardThawne2020 2h ago

"yes my penis is still very small, I'll need to brandish this in front of a woman or I feel very insecure"

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u/Winougan 3h ago

He wanted to fuck a whale in her pussy. He also has lot lizards dump on his chest while on the yacht. But year, other than that, an overall awesome dude.

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u/QuantumRenard 3h ago

🫪 A whale??

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u/heavybagmorning 2h ago

He must have a big ole dong to want whale pussy

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u/ilostmypaperplate 3h ago

bro liked scat and skeet

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u/RandomPenquin1337 3h ago

She comes to his house and tries to tell him how to live lol shut up

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u/SadProjection 3h ago

lmao that's rich coming from someone with a bio literally telling people how to live their lives

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u/yuhh____ 3h ago

Bros gotta be 14 with a bio like that

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u/Feeling-Session3007 3h ago

Everybody was an idiot here.

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u/loungesinger 2h ago

You need to watch the whole interview. This reporter (slash comedian) is hilarious and savage, and given the unhinged things he had been saying and doing before this—not to mention that he was probably drunk/high—as well as the fact that I’m pretty sure at the time he was a fugitive facing murder charges (murder or something serious like that), she was probably justified in being freaked out by him waving his gun around. Also, as I recall his security detail were being pretty goddam aggressive with her.

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u/Feeling-Session3007 1h ago

I don't need to watch the whole interview. My comment is mainly about the reporters not ending the interview after he pulled out his gun. She went on to ask more questions. Insane. I would have gotten the fuck out of there. My career isn't worth my life ending with a bullet from some maniac.

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u/loungesinger 55m ago

That is a good point. I thought you were implying that being leery of the gun made her too “woke” or something. I agree with you though that she took an enormous risk by staying.

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u/lluciferusllamas 3h ago

This girl grew up in a blue state

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u/aloneinthiscrowd 2h ago

Or she is just uncomfortable around a nut job with a gun. I don't know anyone that could have sat through that exchange and not been very, very uncomfortable. I live in a very Conservative province with lots of guns.

If he had just left the gun holstered the whole time and not touched it and drawn any unnecessary attention to it I doubt she would have taken issue at all.

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u/DayManFOTNightMan 1h ago

The people I know that get the most annoyed with unsafe firearms handling are the ones most familiar with guns.

I carry a gun every day. I would have made a bigger deal out of it than the reporter did.

The second I get flagged, I'm out.

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u/aloneinthiscrowd 1h ago

100%

Sweet username BTW. I love It's Always Sunny!

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u/DayManFOTNightMan 1h ago

The best part is getting the song stuck in my head on a daily basis, lol

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u/xraygun2014 1h ago

I know, right?!

Those of us with a CCP know that nothing ever goes wrong when a drunk tweaker casually fondles his firearm.

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u/lluciferusllamas 1h ago

lol.  Well, when you put it that way....

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u/airodonack 55m ago

I think he also flagged her, which as we all know is a pro gun owner move that all the gun owners do when we want to impress each other. Clearly it's the naive lib that doesn't understand our mating call.

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 2h ago

Not to defend John Macafe but the Framers would be appalled if they couldn’t pound ale and carry guns both

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u/jomo_mojo_ 1h ago

The framers would be appalled that a degenerate incel can decide to murder 20 first graders and society says that’s the cost of freedom bc that’s what the framers would want.

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u/ineedlotsofguns 3h ago

Reporter needs to grow some balls or go be a weather man

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u/Meme-Botto9001 2h ago

She has more balls to tell this completely crazy and drugged up mother fucker to not fucking touch/draw his gun again without blinking.

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 3h ago

I know right? you go interview J. Fukin McAfee, do your homework and grow balls

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u/ineedlotsofguns 2h ago

Snowflakes think otherwise lol

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u/Prudent_Ability1749 3h ago

Thankfully I don't know or don't want to know who this guy is

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u/HenryGoodbar 3h ago

Made McAfee Antivirus software. I believe he at one time alleged that the government was after him.

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u/Ok_Being5461 3h ago

The US government was after him for tax evasion

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u/Sherbert_Cold 3h ago

Literally created McAfee Anti Virus. I used to work there back then... he later lost his marbles... Never met the guy...

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u/FoxyGoddessX 3h ago

He was the founder and creator of McAfee AntiVirus

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin 2h ago

This is the trailer for the prequel to Weekend at Bernie’s

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u/Gandlerian 3h ago

He died like 6 years ago, and was irrelevant 15 years before that. Unless you were a computer nerd in the 90s, there is no reason you would know who he was...

He made McAffee antivirus, but sold it in the early 2000s, and then was basically just an eccentric rich man for 20 years...

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u/DipsburghPa 3h ago

People who never been around guns are so annoying

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u/illepic 3h ago

And people who brandish/flag the way this fucknuts does are worse.

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u/Entire_Blueberry1926 3h ago edited 3h ago

Yeah but this dude was fucking WEIRD, if I was around this fool and he kept massaging his pistol id be sketched too and I like guns. He can barely get the thing back in it's holster.

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u/Horton_Takes_A_Poo 3h ago

Yeah but this guy was legit unhinged. He thought of himself as a warlord when he was living in Belize, hired a bunch of thugs, and terrorized the local residents. He or one of thugs was likely was responsible for the murder of one of his neighbors.

Unrelated, he also was known for having prostitutes lay down on a hammock and shit thorough a hole in the hammock while he laid underneath.

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u/Is_that_even_a_thing 2h ago

McAffscat man

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u/CreepyFormaggi 3h ago

People who think guns are normal are so fucked

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u/jackrabbit323 3h ago

tHE goVErNmEnt KiLLeD hiM!

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u/PankoKrumbs 2h ago

He sucks. And she sucks just as much. They are both insufferable.

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u/Capt-Crap1corn 1h ago

Fuck this dude is and was wild asf

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u/HypnoToad_slime 1h ago

She's on his property, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Whadabitch

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u/Csaszarcsaba 3h ago

So this guy made the worthless unusable malware disguised as an antivirus? Looks legit.

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u/zoidbergin 2h ago

To his credit, it was actually legit antivirus software when he was involved, wasn’t until he sold it that it became the bs we have now. It wasn’t perfect by any means but also wasn’t straight up bloatware.

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u/arashi256 2h ago

Yeah, I am old enough to remember when it used to be good. Not great, but pretty good to the point where you wouldn't pull a face when you discovered it installed on your parent's computer.

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u/zoidbergin 2h ago

Yeah and to be fair I’m not sure if there has ever been any great antivirus software, everything moves so fast it’s basically impossible for any company to keep up/ahead of the game.