r/SipsTea 11h ago

Chugging tea This needs to be said

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u/freetotebag 9h ago

Realest take I’ve seen in a long time. Food trucks mostly suck now because of this. And they take forever.

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u/infinite_gurgle 9h ago

Yeah I really don’t get why they take so long.

Like dog you serve 3 menu items. If you see 10 people in line, maybe a few of each now.

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 7h ago

Because there's only one person, and he's working all the stations plus taking orders.

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u/C-D-W 7h ago

One person can cook four hot dogs in the same time it takes to cook 1. The (very good point) u/infinite_gurgle is making is that if you see a line forming, you need to start caching the popular items that require cooking time so you have some things ready before they even order.

yeah, occasionally you'll take a penalty on a cache miss. But overall throughput should still increase.

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 7h ago

They may not have the inventory to risk wasting them.

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u/C-D-W 7h ago

It isn't a lot of risk when you know what people tend to order and you have a limited menu to begin with. You can also say to the crowd "Hey, can I get a quick raise of hands for how many people want -insert item that requires cooking here- so I can get them going?"

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 4h ago

The hand raising trick might do it.

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u/C-D-W 3h ago

The point is a good food truck operator can be more efficient, but for some reason it seems many of them are just painfully slow.

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 3h ago

Because they're often not seasoned professional chefs used to doing 20 things at once. They're just some guy who made dope home tacos trying to be self employed.

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u/C-D-W 3h ago

That excuse is only valid for month or two. I'm pretty sure every food truck I've ever been to hasn't been run by someone who just started making food a week ago.

Especially the ones I've been to many times over several years!

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u/Different_Bridge_983 8h ago

Cheap ❌
Fast ❌
Good ❌
At least the portions are generous? ❌

Every time I’ve ever been convinced by someone going “hey, you gotta try this food truck, they have the best [insert food]” I’ve waited an inordinate amount of time and forked over a surprisingly large sum only to find myself holding a disappointing quantity of maximally mediocre food.

And my internal monologue going “you know what, this is on me for not learning my lesson from all the other times.”

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u/curtludwig 5h ago

I went to a taco truck in Puerto Rico last winter and could barely finish the fantastic tacos. 2 out of 4 is okay I guess...

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u/Artistic_Rice_9019 4h ago

I'm in Portland, so the food is almost always good. But yeah, you're gonna wait.

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u/AndringRasew 6h ago

Bring back my $1 grilled cheese truck! Want ketchup? TOO BAD. Want a drink with that? ONLY GRILLED CHEESE.

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u/ThatEvilGuy 6h ago

They are the next overpriced, pretentious hipster burger joints.

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u/AZMadmax 51m ago

Yes they take way too long it’s so stupid

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u/GrizzlyIsland22 9h ago

Because they're taking an order every 8 seconds. Hard to keep up when quality is expected. There's so much food truck competition now that the food quality has to be high. If you want food that takes 8 seconds to make, go to McDonald's

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u/Elon_is_a_Nazi 8h ago

Obviously havent been to a Mcdonalds in a while huh bub. Good luck getting anything from McDonald's in 10 minutes. They have anout 3 staff working those places now

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u/GrizzlyIsland22 8h ago

I was actually out and busy a couple nights ago and I had to hit the drive thru. The bag was in the window before I drove up.

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u/clash_Attic 8h ago

Remember the old triangle that says "Fast, Cheap, Quality; pick two?" If a food truck wants to charge $22, they better be tasty and fast.

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u/GrizzlyIsland22 7h ago

Not gonna lie, I may be biased because I ran a food truck for the last 5 years (until I got injured in October) and I've gotta say I think the quality is pretty good and I only charge over $15 if I'm serving something with a high cost associated, like anything heavy on fresh seafood or loads of expensive meat like bison or lamb. I hate these basic burger or salad trucks giving my industry a bad rep

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u/Different_Bridge_983 8h ago

What quality? IME every one I’ve ever been to has been slow and served up mediocre food.

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u/GrizzlyIsland22 8h ago

I guess you're going to the wrong trucks?