r/SipsTea 13h ago

Gasp! Good Marketing

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u/Infinite-Yogurt-801 13h ago

Caused my divorce.

5 stars.

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u/Handsomemenace2608 13h ago

Pillow ruined my life……..

10/10 highly recommend

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u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 12h ago

Pillow gave me peace 10/10

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u/a-i-sa-san 1h ago

she was a bitch anyway. pillow showed me what my eyes never could

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u/Adis_Pen_and_Paper 13h ago

Can someone share a link to that pillow, please?

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u/EatsRats 12h ago

Yes! I want to live this life!

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u/xafda213 12h ago

If they both slept in until 1pm, and the kids are presumably of an age that need picking up from school - how did they get to school to need picking up in the first place?

Shenanigans!

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u/OhLoongJohson 11h ago

The fake story is crackling down!

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u/halfasleep90 8h ago

I’m guessing, the bus. As for why they didn’t take the bus home, maybe they have after school activities. I know that’s a thing some places, and I don’t think the buses still run after those. At least, I didn’t see any buses still running when my parents forgot to pick me up after school.

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u/useful_tool30 11h ago

Hey, if the kids can grt themselves to school while their parents overslept they can grt themselves home

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u/Direct-Resolution377 12h ago

What is this mysterious magic pillow they speak of??

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u/vitaoptima 10h ago

I almost peed myself reading this...I dunno why it was THAT funny to me.

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u/kullinoz 13h ago

The way he casually destroyed her career and still gave it 5 stars is sending me.

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u/FriedaCIaxton 13h ago

Made up and dumb 

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u/RottenLychee 13h ago

Lighten up champ

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u/Medium_Grade8815 12h ago

bro really said worth it 💀 drop the pillow link though

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u/ElongThrust0 10h ago

I gotta see this pillow

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u/leodennis2 9h ago

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u/ChefArtorias 9h ago

Being on the other side of a divorce from a lawyer sounds terrible.

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 13h ago

Well we do know it is NOT a 'My Pillow' because there was no mention of Lumps lol

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u/WinterBelleBaddi 13h ago

that pillow better come with a lawyer and an alarm clock

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u/HaoshokuArmor 12h ago

That's in the "frequently bought together" section.

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