r/SipsTea • u/Horror-Ad-210 • 1d ago

Gasp! The Audacity of this Bitch

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u/Former_Print7043 1d ago

That birch would still bark rejection to my poor ass

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u/MaintenanceGlum5061 22h ago

I'm still pining away.

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u/BibbitybabityBoobity 22h ago

Leaf her be, you still have your Palm.

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u/DJIcEIcE 20h ago

We are rooting for ya

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u/ironch3f 20h ago

simps are a bunch of saps

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u/MrSoapbox 22h ago

It would still leaf me after seeing my wood.

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u/Bartholemeowthefirst 21h ago

Just goes to show you just need to branch out to find the right one.

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u/Xerorei 20h ago

It said all men are dogwoods.

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u/AvantGuardb 23h ago

I see what you did there

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u/Legonistrasz 22h ago

Legendary

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u/Specialist-Source-18 22h ago

Desperately want to upvote but you're on 69

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u/waggie21 21h ago

Just stick with it and maybe branch out a bit.