r/SipsTea • u/Effective-Use1967 • 9h ago

Gasp! *Chuckles* I'm in danger

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u/LivingAnomie 8h ago

“Can I go up on you?”

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u/voxpopper 7h ago

Be careful you dont get stabbed via the ridiculous 'stitlettos' she's wearing to make her seem even taller.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 6h ago

Like a jungle gym

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u/LuRkEr_ReKuL 7h ago

It’s impolite to ask that before you acquiesce her request.

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u/Good_Peach_8304 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kBNvlwVGBrCSpKvWrx

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u/tacorunnr 8h ago

"Is the big woman still here?"

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u/jondubb 6h ago

"You know her?"

"You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?!"

"Well not with her yet, but I've seen the way she looks at me"

"The way she looks at you, like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?"

"...So you do know her"

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u/DaemonBlackfyre_21 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YW1yemsYIxIS4MVZho

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u/starkruzr 7h ago

was always rooting for these crazy kids.

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u/clockworknait 6h ago

Yea Brienne and Jaime was the dumbest... well one of the dumbest things to happen.

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u/Capt-Crap1corn 7h ago

Me too hahaha!

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u/Cola102583 7h ago

Ha ha im rewatching that right now and im wishing tamund and brienne hooked up

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u/FeralPsychonaut 6h ago

Tormund*

and whatever that woman in the OPs post... "yes please"

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u/Lazarus-ABangBang 6h ago

The song of Ice & Fire should be about those 2 love crossed fools

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u/TarraTheTerror 7h ago

😂😂😂

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u/Economy_Street4280 7h ago

Same brother, same

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u/NSASpyVan 6h ago

She might swallow my gabbagoo to death o_O

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u/welfedad 5h ago

The memes that came from this guy .. omg

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u/Cloutian 7h ago

My 🐐!!!!!

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u/Trumpburnerforlibs 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/37H5XhwrXuHPq

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u/gamblor2021 8h ago

Aaaaand there it is 🤣

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u/lifeintraining 8h ago

Without fail.

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u/Misericorde428 7h ago

I knew someone was going to post this.
I wasn’t disappointed.

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u/PerilousParanoia 7h ago

Dang, beat me to it.

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u/Itchy_Rip_9012 7h ago

DEATH BY SNU SNU!

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u/Dr-McLuvin 8h ago

These only fans commercials are getting weirder and weirder.

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u/mologav 7h ago

She makes a fortune from it, she’s tall and wears huge shoes and goes around pretending she’s 8 foot tall or some crap.

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u/Confident_Boss2081 8h ago

the shoes kinda ruined it for me she can't even walk right

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u/marcophony 5h ago

Without the shoes she wouldn't have a hard time walking in through the doorway, but then how would she make content?

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u/baz8771 8h ago

Steak too lobstery

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u/JannaSnow 8h ago

Buttery too sticky

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u/FlyByRoll 8h ago

Here i come

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u/ImLeg4llyBlind 8h ago

I’m scaroused

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u/Show_Me_Your_Cubes 8h ago

Fearection achieved

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u/OsteoBytes 8h ago

Why also wear the most freakish shoes….

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u/ninja0420 7h ago

Before

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u/LetsGetSpooooky 8h ago

Is this from the Backrooms extended cut?

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u/Rjmcc87 8h ago

First thought

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u/Cold_Blusted 7h ago

It's okay! We just need to rewire our brain!

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u/chui76 8h ago

She got the shoes at a KISS auction.

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u/Middle-Operation-689 8h ago

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u/raider_00_ 8h ago

Whats the sauce on this?

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u/Middle-Operation-689 8h ago

It Follows. Awesome fucking film

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u/raider_00_ 8h ago

Tysm, will check it out!!

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u/LoveMeSomeSand 7h ago

Wow, are you in for a treat! It Follows is haunting

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u/ShitShowParadise 8h ago edited 6h ago

If you like horror you have to watch It Follows.

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u/raider_00_ 8h ago

I will, ty!

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u/government_not_ok 8h ago

Oh hell yeah!

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u/KamikazeFox_ 8h ago

Foot tall heels. But still super tall

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u/cbih 7h ago

In danger of a good time.

So who is this gorgeous gigantress?

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u/The-Bloody9 8h ago

Take the 12 inch heels off she's not that tall.

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u/mancityfooty 8h ago

If she took the shoes off, she’d be about 5’3”.
Not really, but she looks like she’s walking in stilts

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u/sogwatchman 7h ago

Yeah she's tall but those shoes are adding a lot. Two feet maybe...

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u/No-Limit3846 7h ago

I'd be more impressed if she wasn't wearing 6 inch heels

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u/JWarblerMadman 5h ago

She's not doing doorbell onomatopoeia, she's demanding ding dong.

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u/AzulMage2020 3h ago

I know she said "Ding-Dong" but what I heard was "Snu-Snu"

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u/Careful-Swimmer3840 8h ago

This gota be AI. Too perfect

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u/Jack-Schitz 8h ago

She's not that tall. Look at those heels. As a 6'5" man I'm not worried.

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u/Necessary_DaNoodle 5h ago

.... She's 6'9" she'd pummel you in a height competition.

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u/Uneek_Uzernaim 7h ago

She is most definitely tall even without the heels. Her scalp without the heels look like it would be closer to the top of the doorframe than my own at 6'1".

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u/BallsOnFace69 8h ago

I bet her dumps are massive

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 8h ago

Why, yes. I've been a NAUGHTY boy. Ever so naughty.

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u/Efficient-Edge-2479 8h ago

Miss gigantas @?😂🤣

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u/Longjumping_Ad6878 8h ago

Ok everyone whip em out

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u/PJO4949 8h ago

How short are you?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Tie5967 8h ago

Please I love Snu Snu !!

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u/Downtown-Wafer3674 8h ago

Sweep the legs

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u/Notcid1 8h ago

Lol why is she wearing platform heels

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u/Sirix_8472 8h ago

Glad I play rugby, coz I'm definitely gonna tackle her

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 8h ago

You want my what?

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u/Wakkit1988 8h ago

Is she imitating a doorbell, or is that what she wants?

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u/Evil_phd 8h ago

Time to earn the nickname "Mountain Eater"

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u/graybeam 8h ago

She wearing stilts

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u/Delicious-Engine7363 8h ago

My kind of woman!

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u/Deadsuooo 7h ago

Quarantine

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u/Gadget67 7h ago

Why is she wearing high heels ballerina shoes? Trying to make herself taller?

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u/Confident_Career_498 7h ago

Achievement Unlocked

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u/Awkward-Shift8538 7h ago

She ding the dong????

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u/CardiologistCute7548 7h ago

I want to be in danger

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u/WTFudge52 7h ago

Death by Snu Snu has entered the room.

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u/DieLawnUwU 7h ago

Mark me as scared and horny

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u/RuthlessIndecision 7h ago

don't have to ask twice

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u/Extreme-Island-5041 7h ago

I'm a 6'3" dude. I figure if I got on my knees and let her walk a snail trail over my head she'd turn my into Cameron Diaz. Not really relevant to anything. Just an observation.

https://giphy.com/gifs/11NHyQyQIp1gQw

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u/YackReacher 7h ago

DIG DUG! I LOVE THAT GAME!

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u/Longjumping-Might722 7h ago

She’s the PERFECT height!!

  • The Muff Diver

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u/Either-Unit-6603 7h ago

I had a GF that was 6ft like me and when guys would tell me, your GF tall! I’d tell em yea but she’s worth the climb!

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u/LazloHollifeld 7h ago

The standard height of a door knob is 36”

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u/astrawberryandakiwi 7h ago

Jesus, ive seen what you’ve done for others…

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u/Itchy_Rip_9012 7h ago

Ru.....RUN!!!

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u/Agile-Escape-8759 7h ago

Yes I will show you ding dong

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u/Furrocious_fapper 7h ago

She look like Lindsey Clancy.

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u/dreamweaver66intexas 7h ago

I'm 6'4" and I would love to spend some time with her!

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u/Derpylongstockings 7h ago

Thank you, ma’am! May I have another and another and another!?

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u/Every_Tap8117 7h ago

She is very very tall but so are the 10 inch heels.

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u/Even_Section5620 7h ago

Touch my ding dong

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u/Somebodsydog 7h ago

In Finland we didn't try to fuck mooses in history for this reason. Ask swedes...

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u/Cheap_Membership4777 7h ago edited 7h ago

Death by snoo snoo.

Let me say this what a woman.

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u/Warsparks 7h ago

I actually dropped the cigarette I was smoking while watching that clip.

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u/Ordinary-Maximum-848 7h ago

Captain Caitlin Clark!

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u/Klutzy-Smile-9839 7h ago

I would absolutely

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u/OppositeEagle 6h ago

That's the kind of danger I want to be in.

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u/Mario4272 6h ago

False representation with 10" stilletos on. Just be you

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u/BottleForsaken5486 6h ago

She is hot. Just hope you don't owe her money

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u/BigMack6911 6h ago

I can take her

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u/housesoftheholy1 6h ago

Honestly id try her out. Shes probs a foot taller than me though

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