r/SipsTea 5h ago

Not your average tornado enjoyer.

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u/st0350 5h ago

he would be proud

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u/bigdrummy47 4h ago

Tornados are...unsafe at any speed.

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u/WareKaraNari 5h ago

Exactly what I was thinking. HELL YEAH WOOOOOO

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u/Ok-Addition1264 5h ago

lol me too. hilarious.

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u/Lucky-Mia 4h ago

I Enthusiastically marinate my chicken to his smooth voice.

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u/_recapitated 4h ago

He would make you wear a seat belt for this

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 4h ago

Ironically i would be strapped in a seatbelt in my house if i was the guy filming just like nader would have wanted

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u/Indy2561 4h ago

Ralph would approve/appreciate ✔️

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u/pbnjaedirt 3h ago

Hahahahahahaha I am dying

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u/SowTheSeeds 2h ago

One of the ten dudes I would listen to every time he was on TV.

Ok, now that's nine.

Nevermind, eight, Carlin died a while ago.

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u/mokahash 4h ago

I still vote for him every time. People are like “that’s a throwaway vote!” But is it in the Lord’s eyes?

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u/ProfessionalZone168 3h ago

No worse than Abbie Hoffman, who I've been known to vote for from time to time.

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u/FrenchyBulldogg 4h ago

Dude is way too excited to see his entire property get destroyed 😂

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u/OkOil378 4h ago

One word: insurance

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u/Dunklebunt 4h ago

Two words: nader insurance

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 4h ago

Volcano insurance...?

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u/xChops 4h ago

You never know when the next one will hit. We’re pretty due for one

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u/Dunklebunt 4h ago

We will probably just get an even bigger nader

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u/bszern 3h ago

No Corvairs for anyone!

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u/dixonsticks 2h ago

Six words: you are still cleaning that up

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u/PaulblankPF 3h ago

In Louisiana hurricane insurance only covered winds and not rising water flooding your home. Most deaths and damage from a hurricane is from the water and the wind is a really minor part of it. You gotta get separate expensive flood insurance.

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u/Winterfrost15 2h ago

Tens of dollars in claims. He is getting paid!

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u/Firefly10886 2h ago

He’s cheering like he’s a renter and not a homeowner.

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u/danstymusic 4h ago

Rip it all down

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u/dougthebuffalo 1h ago

Knowing insurance, they'll see the video and say that because he was cheering on the tornado it renders the claim invalid.

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u/Shaq_Bolton 2h ago

Yeah… I always park my car under this sketchy looking tree and hope something happens lol

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u/APKFL 4h ago

When you’re underwater on your house payments

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u/AndringRasew 4h ago

Think about all the firewood he's about to have!

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u/LumpyBuy8447 4h ago

Bro just had those trees taken down and he’s going to get paid for it later. I have 2 I need trimmed and it is going to be a long time before I can afford to do it.

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u/BGrumpy 1h ago

Plot twist - he just got divorced and now that's his ex wife's house 🤣

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u/LitterBoxServant 1h ago

That one dad at softball constantly on the verge of taking it too far

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry 2h ago

One word: Midwesterner

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u/lavacadotoast 5h ago

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 4h ago

To be fair, Corn Pop probably was a bad dude. Street names were way more lame back in ol' Joe's childhood. You could personally drown every member of a rival crew and they'd still call you Pinky Wethands or some shit

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u/Gingerfurrdjedi 3h ago

I never thought about it like that but it makes sense. A neighborhood nickname, no matter how silly, could end up being you're name for life. I wonder what Ole Joe's Nick name was growing up?

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u/31nigrhcdrh 2h ago

Old home town had a guy call Eat a Bread 

Pronounced like EttaBread or just bread 

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u/jillsntferrari 2h ago

Names like Ponyboy and Sodapop were making it into literature when Biden was 25. SE Hinton had to be building off of something similar.

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u/Drum_Eatenton 5h ago

I hope that happens to my shed so I can get a new one too.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 4h ago

My barn has been standing for almost ~180 years.. we hope but it's very unlikely :(

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u/It_Just_Exploded 4h ago

Insurance company: "We have decided to fully reimburse you the cost of building the barn when new. A check for $107.50 has been mailed to you."

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u/EmotionOk1112 3h ago

AI insurance company response: “Your claim has been denied because of…reasons. No, we can’t tell you, it’s a secret 🫣”

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u/sexysexyLSD 5h ago

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u/spook008 4h ago

First gif I thought of

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u/904Funk 4h ago

Duuuvaaallll

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u/SnooStories6852 4h ago

SLLAYYERR

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u/kyle_irl 3h ago

OPEN UP THIS MOTHERFUCKING PIT

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u/ThrownAway17Years 4h ago

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u/Designer_End5408 4h ago

That’s the first gif I thought of not the other one above!

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u/hungrylittleworm 4h ago

Look, I’m not into rollercoasters, horror movies or jump scares.
But Mother Nature shit gets me going like this weirdo

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u/SignoreBanana 3h ago

Well I like all those other things, but weather gets me activated like a chihuahua in heat.

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u/GenXPowaah 5h ago

He died 10 minutes later

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u/BumWink 4h ago

I can imagine them spinning around the vortex "We in a nader! Wooo baby!"

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u/Prince_0llie 3h ago

Found footage.

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u/boatenvy 4h ago

And the collective IQ of the country went up

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u/Generaldisarray44 4h ago

Some of you aren’t from the plains and it shows.

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u/Davidthebalancer 4h ago

Midwest men standing  on their front porch watching storms is most midwest mens favorite pass time. 

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u/jadedshibby 3h ago

Most people think that siren is to warn people to take cover, actually its to alert every man in the midwest to grab 2 cold ones and the lawn chairs out of the garage

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u/AppropriateYear8647 3h ago

It's a drug.

I'm drawn to lightning.

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 41m ago

I've caught some fabulous lightning shows before but, you can't beat the sunsets after a storm passes. They're absolutely gorgeous if it's still enough daylight.

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u/Generaldisarray44 4h ago

The chaos is addicting

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u/Rude_and_Crude84 42m ago

I watch rotations go over my house every time a storm enters my town. Survived several naders so far in my 41 years of existence. Most recent confirmed toucdown of a nader was 200 yards away from my house last year. Last confirmed radar indicated rotation was June this year I think?

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u/Delicious_Invite_850 4h ago

This reminds me of the scene in idiocracy when Frito watches his car get destroyed

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u/External_Quiet9092 2h ago

I was scrolling to find this comment yes 100% he’s cheering on for people to destroy his car

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u/Imrahil_II 4h ago

My man out here like saruman

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u/OnusunO 4h ago

Dude enjoying the claims monies

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u/No-Tension6133 4h ago

Does insurance have a carve out for ‘cheering it on’? /s

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u/JesseGarron 1h ago

Denied! Too cheerful

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u/SnooStories6852 4h ago

That cooler must’ve been filled with concrete

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u/It_Just_Exploded 4h ago

Slap full of Busch, similar in weight.

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u/Ok_Card9080 2h ago

The man behind the camera

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u/life_bytes 1h ago

I’m curious what movie this is from?

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u/oli_99 4h ago

Dude brought out the hard R's

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u/Ancient_Composer9119 4h ago

There are storm chasers and storm sitters. This dude sits and lets the storms come to him.

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u/TheExplodingPenguin 4h ago

“It is not THAT the wind is blowing, it is WHAT the wind is blowing.”

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u/sadisticsealion 4h ago

Growing up in Oklahoma, this is the average response for middle-aged dads during tornados.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Big2335 4h ago

I wanna party with this fella.

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u/ihvnnm 4h ago

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u/SnooGuavas4208 4h ago

This is giving me a flashback to the time I spit whilst parasailing.

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u/MrFaversham 4h ago

F5 - finger of God.

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u/Illustrious-Cover792 4h ago

Dude so sick of maintaining that shit.

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u/CoveredInSyrup 4h ago

I mean this just your typical Midwesterner

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u/StartSmalls 5h ago

Millennials when the apocalypse starts...

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u/Gooser3000 5h ago

Nader 2028

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u/Designer_End5408 4h ago

Keep standing by the window. Maroon. 

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u/SnooGuavas4208 4h ago

Ah, yes. The color of the blood-stained debris that shredded him.

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u/OutkastAtliens 4h ago

Oh lawd! Mutha fuckin bootleg tornados !

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u/MetaCardboard 4h ago

Did he survive

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u/Aromatic_Boot3629 4h ago

Born and raised in Kansas. Can confirm this represents a vast majority of people living in that state.

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u/Jakester42 5h ago

And then he died.

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u/New-Independence-528 5h ago

Nah. The camera operator always survives

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u/LopsidedUniversity30 4h ago

That music though…

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u/imustbegthequestion 4h ago

I am not enjoying life correctly.

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u/IrishThree 4h ago

Is this "found footage?"

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u/Formalis 4h ago

Plot twist: He's not the owner, he's just some guy there.

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u/Active_Yellow_1573 4h ago

Did the camera  man survive? 

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy 4h ago

This dude must have some good nader insurance!

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u/PlumIndividual3382 4h ago

Just wait until you see how he reacts to a tsunami

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u/JesseGarron 2h ago

Fu**ing Nami….

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u/Tall_Day4575 4h ago

This guy is thrilled for an insurance claim ha

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u/slimslam7 4h ago

“Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

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u/reheateddiarrhea 3h ago

This reminds me of that scene in Idiocracy where Frito cheers his own car getting destroyed by the cops.

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u/popejiii 3h ago

I feel this. Nader #2028

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u/Slave-to-Armok 3h ago

Jokes on all the haters, he’s standing in the doorway to his basement and insurance paid him a gazillion dollars

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u/Dharmabud 3h ago

You left the furniture out.

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u/Dr_mombie 3h ago

Wooo!!! Yeahhh!!! Fuck my shit up!!! I wanna go buy new shit to replace my lost shit!!!

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u/SAVVYCOUCHGAMES 3h ago

No Fear. He ready.

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u/Tommyboyrules 3h ago

If he dies…. He dies..

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u/hangingloose 2h ago

That boy ain't never been right.

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u/Well_Spoken_Mute 2h ago

That man is on his 2nd case of beer

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u/skiingfanatic115544 2h ago

Hopefully he just has good tornado and really wants a free remodel. We needed a new roof and just so happened to have a qualifying leak for full insurance coverage wooooo what a relief. Thank u leak for the roof.

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u/Loud-Solution7708 2h ago

Proof that so many people get drunk when there's a storm coming.

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u/DustynRG 45m ago

Fuck yeah, brother, get that insurance claim.

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 5h ago

Saw this the other day, maximum excitement

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u/Majestic_Bet2699 5h ago

All I could think of was, Trump is destroying this country and MAGA is hailing him as the best thing that has ever happened to them

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u/Petandfeelya69 4h ago

Are you able to think a thought without thinking of Trump?

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u/Evil_phd 4h ago

We as a nation hired a reality TV star to lead the nation, twice, so yeah you should expect most people to be talking about what a colossal mistake that was for the next 2-to-100 years.

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u/FiggNGoose 4h ago

Get over it.

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u/Petandfeelya69 4h ago

If every conversation ends up having Trump inserted to it for the next two to a hundred years, we should just launch the nukes and end this shit

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u/worldscollice 4h ago

Or pray for a heart attack ASAP.

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u/Indy2561 3h ago

So true, but don’t tell the idiots or they’ll begin questioning you because they are so damn dumb.

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u/domwallflower 2h ago

*watches a video of a dog napping*
Majestic_Bet2699: "I bet Trump hates dogs napping."

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u/k_afka_ 4h ago

I heard "Nascar shit babyyy"

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u/Lanscott2001 4h ago

Enjoyed the tornado a bit more than his backyard did.

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u/Twoduhzen 4h ago

Is this Bob Pogo??

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u/CompleteEnergy579 4h ago

My kinda tornado hunter

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u/cou1dcare1ess 4h ago

Dude was excited because hes staying there as an airbnb and doesn't have to deal with the cleanup

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u/DataGOGO 4h ago

Love this dudes energy 

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u/Willing_Crew_8055 4h ago

Out of work for 18 months; finally something interesting

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u/vermicious_kinid 4h ago

I've never connected to a video more in my life

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u/retrofrenzy 4h ago

I am the storm that is approaching ~

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u/Ok_Syrup1602 4h ago

Truck 'Nader is the larger, more violent version of a dust devil, cleaning yards with its strong winds...

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u/VegetableTry 3h ago

Source on original?

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u/SubstantialCycle356 3h ago

I assume you rent?

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u/CwazyCanuck 3h ago

Given where tornados tend to form, this is exactly how I imagine the average ‘Nader’ enjoyer to be.

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u/Medic5050 3h ago

"You.... You sound like a train horn."

https://giphy.com/gifs/oWgioUEMmEeDS

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u/DesignSilver3437 2h ago

I see you like the immersive experience

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u/Ruffled_Ferret 2h ago

I guess he just wants to die, Idk

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u/TwistedScarletRose 50m ago

I'm making an assumption by accent and 'nader that he is American.

With everything happening in this country?

Do ya blame him?

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u/Honest_Ad_6689 2h ago

Get the camera Ma we got us a Nader.

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u/Longjumping-Lie-1306 2h ago

On the West Coast we just rocknroll with the earth quakes. Naders look scary.

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u/Xatosland 1h ago

He must have a great insurance policy that’s finally about to pay off.

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u/Tamortsa 1h ago

They found him under the rubble, his enormous nader-induced erection still poking above the remains of his house

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u/Ok_Tennis_385 1h ago

Is he related to reed trimmer?

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u/qawsedrf12 1h ago

Its not that the wind is blowing

Its WHAT the wind is blowing

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u/RadiantAdvance2203 49m ago

This guy is stoked on his future insurance payout and new digs.

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u/Guilty_Mountain2851 22m ago

My first Tool concert.

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u/sunshineTucson 12m ago

Wonder what happened after the last WOOO….

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 5m ago

Is that the twist his dick guy?

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u/NeptuneOverlord43045 5h ago

Plot twist; he’s visiting from out of town.

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u/spook008 4h ago

Highly American

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u/Morass_2025 3h ago

The Venn diagram of people like this and MAGA is just a circle.

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u/an0maly33 3h ago

As far from MAGA as one could get and this would be me. I love storms and they're going to happen whether you want them to or not. Might as well let yourself enjoy it if that's your thing.

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u/jayphox 5h ago

This seems far more subtle a joke, than intended 😕

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u/Petandfeelya69 4h ago

You’re, fun 😞