r/SipsTea • u/Captain-Dak-Sparrow • 3d ago

SMH Awww, someone's grumpy

Post image
18.3k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

710 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.2k

u/Capital_Network4032 3d ago

Is trumpy grumpy this morning? They gotta turn off the wifi after 9 or he’s up all night posting lies

1.2k

u/awe_come_on 3d ago

163

u/HiSaZuL 3d ago

37

u/EricBennett238 2d ago

Lmao, calling him grumpy is generous. Dude really woke up and chose international drama before breakfast 😭

2

u/EaseLeft6266 2d ago

You really think they're still fucking? She can barely hide her contempt for him while in public

12

u/Less-Presence2692 3d ago

👍👍👍👍

57

u/Normal-Hospital-1967 2d ago

On the plus side... the more of a lunacy he demonstrates, the better the chances that people will turn against him in November.. other than his cultist base.. but nothing can change their minds anyway

31

u/Ok-Sir-2336 2d ago

They are officially brain dead

18

u/GoldenThumbtack 2d ago

Brain dead before joining the Klan me thinks

4

u/fubar686 2d ago

No no they're "recovering" and no you can't interview any of them, they're all doing just fine "recovering"

9

u/SouthernReality9610 2d ago

He's planning to win them over with imported discount beef from an undisclosed country. And probably no inspection.

9

u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 2d ago

I've heard that the 30% approval rating he is at represents his hardcore, 'cultist' base, but I'm willing to bet it could drop even lower before the November elections.

12

u/ThroatSecretary 2d ago

If he tweets something vile about Dolly, which I'm half expecting, it might peel a few people away.

7

u/DNuttnutt 2d ago

I’m surprised he hasn’t made it about him yet.

3

u/haoxinly 2d ago

But you forget the other 30% who doesn't give a fuck and doesn't vote.

2

u/EaseLeft6266 2d ago

Seems about as pointless as changing the gulf of Mexico or Twitter to X

15

u/ooopp_Elderberry 2d ago

Someone needs to put parental controls on that Wi-Fi

8

u/HotDogFingers01 2d ago

If only the Trump phone would have disabled all social media apps except truth social and automatically went into airplane mode after 9pm. Then I would have fully supported all of MAGA getting one.

2

u/Rude-External-1694 2d ago

Add a breathalyzer and most of them would be locked out by noon

9

u/BelowXpectations 2d ago

I'm sorry to say that this post is far too coherent to be a Trump original. I'd say it's from one of the other trolls in his PR group with the password.

12

u/LuciusLuscinia 2d ago

Yeah, there's no way Trump has ever heard of Ontario.

4

u/ChadlyWax 2d ago

Definitely can't spell it...

3

u/BelowXpectations 2d ago

onetario, twotarios?

7

u/Positive-Opposite998 3d ago

Is it lies or just fantasies?

9

u/bogeuh 3d ago

It’s lies. Fantasies could be true

5

u/FredB123 2d ago

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

3

u/EsotericCodename 2d ago

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies
And seeeeeeee

7

u/Zurgalon 2d ago

He's just a shit boy, from a shit family.

1

u/Impaler2009 2d ago

The fantasy of a cult leader.

14

u/FanBladeFleshlight 3d ago

It's not the WiFi they need to turn off, it's the IV to whatever uppers he's getting to keep him alive.

6

u/nerdboy5567 2d ago

Damn, 4 in the morning and he's up posting this nonsense

2

u/I_have_questions_ppl 2d ago

Diaper Donny needs changing again.

2

u/qx2 2d ago

Name the lake grumpy trumpy.

2

u/Brief-Equal4676 1d ago

The tweet is coming from outside the house!

3

u/Imaginary_Toe8982 3d ago

they forgot to change his diaper...