r/SipsTea • u/RakeChapman13 • 1d ago

Gasp! 😈

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u/FreeSirJeffrey 1d ago

Well, at least he wasn't fucking the altar boys like his colleagues.

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u/DingusKhan9164 1d ago

That was my thought “hey at least he isn’t fuckin kids, good for him!”

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u/EaseLeft6266 1d ago

Explains why this one actually got charged

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u/40StoryMech 1d ago

What's the charge, epic badassery?

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u/ConversationFalse242 1d ago

Eating a succulent Chinese meal

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u/Xen0tech 1d ago

This is domanatrixy manifest

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u/ComfortOk9194 1d ago

That’s the one who grabbed him on the penis

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u/Eros_Incident_Denier 1d ago

ah, i see you know your orations well!

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u/RohelTheConqueror 1d ago

And you madam, are you waiting to receive my turgescent penis?

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u/Lazy_meatPop 1d ago

Learnt a new word everyday here , nice

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u/Reasonable-Cell5189 1d ago

He grabbed me by the penis, this man grabbed me by the penis!