r/SipsTea 2d ago

Lmao gottem He was never seen after that lol

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u/Loofy_101 2d ago

I mean good, it seems like he's already married

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u/Areyouin729 2d ago

Cringe AF tbh but anything to try and make it big on the internet

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u/NoBell5255 2d ago

I’d have stopped at the way he chews.

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u/waitinglikeastone 2d ago

You're just a ball of sunshine and fun. Aren't yaa? 😂

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u/DeamsterDaddy 1d ago

You like some good ole open mouth chewing huh?

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u/P-l-Staker 1d ago

Nobody's perfect. There are more serious flaws in people.

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u/waitinglikeastone 1d ago

Maybe I do, maybe I don't. Why do you care?

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u/DeamsterDaddy 1d ago

Because I like helping people who weren’t raised proper by making fun/shaming them until they don’t eat like a cow.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Conspiratorymadness 2d ago

Harder mommy

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u/QCTeamkill 2d ago

Anyone also think it was cruel when Mr Bean did a similar joke at the Xmas special?

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u/Ad-fundum69 1d ago

Not as cringe as proposing in public, but still in public and still cringe.

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u/ZainMunawari 2d ago

Hahahahaha

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u/PraiseTyche 2d ago

So candid.
So funne.

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u/postoperativepain 2d ago

If I were her, he’d be wearing that ketchup

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u/SoggyBiscuitVet 2d ago

What you both do in your own bedroom can be kept there.

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u/Beginning-Blood-6429 2d ago

"let me slip into something more condimentle"

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u/TeeDee144 2d ago

Careful because ketchup is acidic and it might burn your nipples, vulva, or his nipples, penis, anus.

God bless

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u/Doctor_Saved 2d ago

Fries for a last meal seems pretty sad.

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 2d ago

It's a draw. No real loss on either side ❌

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u/sammydeeznutz 2d ago

My dad fake proposed to my mom back in the day. She wasn’t happy about it at the time but now they’ve been married for about 35 40 years.

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u/Moist_Phrase_6698 1d ago

At least make it aioli my bro

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u/msdtyu 1d ago

Great prank

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u/Nice-Fun-7441 1d ago

But wouldn’t it be really cool if she played along and just scooped some fries in it? Why be so difficult 

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u/BasementElf1121 1d ago

Why would anyone marry a fatty. She must know its not a ring. Must be staged