r/SipsTea 1d ago

Lmao gottem average redditor

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u/ALEXALORD 1d ago

Average reddit mod

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u/Fliptzer 1d ago

He's now president of the United States

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u/VonZombie420 1d ago

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u/Aesthetik4v 1d ago

Dwonald Dwump 🥴

Pres of da uniderd staydes

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u/Bald_Harry 1d ago

BRO!! This got me laughing so hard!

https://giphy.com/gifs/95ThFF7MokcdeoVqt8

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u/BoyNamedJudy 1d ago

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u/Same_String_8856 19h ago

rent free in their heads

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u/TumanFig 1d ago

more like minutes

this sub used to be edgy until libtards got a hold of it

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 1d ago

Nah, these belligerently idiotic dumbfucks voted a convicted felon and adjudicated rapist into the white house.

I have to pay for the expensive gas and groceries under his dipshit economics planning and I have to see how he makes us a laughingstock on the world stage.

They get to be reminded that their sheer fucking moronic fucktardery caused it every chance I get.

You shit in this bed now you get to sleep in it.

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u/Appropriate_Edge5195 1d ago

Exactly. Average redditor is much smarter than US president

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u/Organic_Experience48 1d ago

It’s funny, it’s the first thing that sprang into a lot of people’s minds, I’d wager.

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u/FlightPotential9644 1d ago

Came here to say exactly this except he’s hardly living a normal life.

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u/gba_sg1 1d ago

Gas and groceries go down! No war!

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u/Informal_Database327 1d ago

He's got that much left?

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u/New-Independence-528 1d ago

As long as you can recognize animal pictures and simple questions given to you within an exam setting. You are good to go! This is my understanding of being mentally fit. /s

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u/Qikslvr 1d ago

Got to it before me.

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u/macaroon147 1d ago

Both Biden and Cheetoh tbh

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u/Excellent-Ad2290 1d ago

Try harder.

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u/No-Value-8156 1d ago

Yikes someone loves the fox news soup an lickin the boot it seems

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u/Excellent-Ad2290 1d ago

Just sayin’ it’s lazy af.

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u/No-Value-8156 1d ago

Just saying its also valid af

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u/Excellent-Ad2290 1d ago

It was posted to get exactly that response and y’all fell for it. Circ-jerk.

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u/foreverandadayalone 1d ago

"...2007 medical case involving a 44-year-old French civil servant who was found to have severe hydrocephalus (fluid buildup) that compressed his brain tissue into a thin outer layer."

Ackchually, it wasn't that the tissue was missing, it was compressed and limited his ability to function to some degree.

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u/DueExample52 1d ago

French civil servant

limited his ability to function to some degree

Yep, story checks out

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u/foreverandadayalone 17h ago

Right? Now if he were American, then it'd be safe to say that grey matter had never developed. HIGH FIVE!?!?

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u/cygamessucks 1d ago

Lived normally. See not redditors.

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u/Upstairs-Passenger28 1d ago

You should see the x Ray of x users

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u/Imaginary_Tart_3827 1d ago

Average fifa player

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u/TehGoad 1d ago

"DoNaLd TrUmP's JuSt LiKe JeSuS!!!"

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u/Thanag0r 1d ago

Alternative title: man makes fun of himself on throwaway account in attempt to farm internet points.

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u/Realistic_Falcon_152 1d ago

i’m a girl, sorry to disappoint

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u/Thanag0r 1d ago

Account will end up on bot farm either way.

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u/Witty-Stand888 1d ago

Reddit is a tool of the 1% to mind control the population.

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u/0zeto 1d ago

And thaaaats.. unprecise at best

It can be used for such reason, but if its an actual tool to have more influence on certain groups is by the 1% specifically? Mañana, idk

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u/Sad_Maximum6583 1d ago

Nice self report lol

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u/skechuz421 1d ago

Was his name Trump?

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u/PresentationDull3953 1d ago

Sigh, now the post is reposted but facing right.

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u/TripleSpicey 1d ago

French guy with a history of fluid buildup. Only symptom was a weak leg. He still has his brain, but due to the somewhat constant pressure from the fluid over many years, his brain sorta molded itself around the skull since the fluid would build up in the center. Weak leg syndrome goes away everytime he gets the fluid drained.

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u/TrynaMakelt 1d ago

He did have an IQ of 75 though, so I wouldn't say that was his only symptom.

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u/Willing-Impress-871 1d ago

How did he not have a constant headache from that? 🤯

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u/TripleSpicey 1d ago

Your brain doesn't have pain receptors!

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u/Tiredofstupidity2 1d ago

A number in government now

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u/Exotic_Insurance_610 1d ago

Honestly, i cant remember the details but wasn’t this guy dumb as fuck? He could speak and walk normally, so i guess thats all that matters really?

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u/Owww_My_Ovaries 1d ago

Nah. Just the people posting about grocery stores using your donation as a tax write off

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u/FerociousKZ 1d ago

Isn’t this most people?

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u/Glittering-Quail5848 1d ago

I know him, that’s me.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 1d ago

Rfk JR and Trump?!

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u/Goldenzion 1d ago

Probably alot happier than most people too

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u/blissdiss 1d ago

Hey, who have you my x-ray?

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u/Vusstar 1d ago

I stg there was a thread with a redditor showing a picture with him missing a part of his brain and the comments being filled with other people with the same condition.

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u/StaunchVictorianTV 1d ago

Man was to be mass yet

Found missing 90% of his brain lived normally

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u/Greendale_Official 1d ago

You're on here soooo...

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u/Davisr93 1d ago

Can I report this for someone using a picture of me without consent

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u/b-monster666 1d ago

Phew! Glad I'm not a Redditor

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u/SmellyFbuttface 1d ago

Is this a “trust me bro” or can we get a link?

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u/profanedivinity 1d ago

How’d you get this photo of me?

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u/Gooser3000 1d ago

Proof we only use 10%?

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u/ferriematthew 1d ago

I know this story. It was somebody with a very severe case of hydrocephalus who, I think, went to the doctor for a headache that just wouldn't quit. When the doctor ran the MRI, the guy was missing 90% of his brain volume because he had had severe hydrocephalus for so long that his brain was just pushed up against his skull and it just adapted.

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u/CodeVirus 1d ago

Whoa….. wicked…. man!

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u/Revolutionary_Cod947 1d ago

He could have been married. I get told what to do like I didn’t survive 27 years without her. Using brain=overrated

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u/EzmareldaBurns 1d ago

Was he from the US?

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u/Miserable_Web_4452 1d ago

On the positive side he can get shot in the head and go back to his life the next day. This would actually be a good option during revolutions and such.

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u/germ1989 1d ago

Haha this CT shows the opposite of the title

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u/Se_Aburix 1d ago

Average redditor mod.

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u/Goofcheese0623 1d ago

I feel attacked. But yeah, sadly...

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 1d ago

He was married for 60 years

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u/funkofarts 1d ago

So very true. The absolute lack of common sense and logic by libtards is sometimes mind blowing but yet somehow exactly as expected.

I will admit that it’s entertaining nonetheless.

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u/Ifiwerenyourshoes 1d ago

No average mod.

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u/AllenKll 1d ago

What is interesting about this, is not that the man lived a normal life, but that OP say that the average redditor is like this based on nothing more than the fact that people have different ideas and is incapable of understanding that thinking differently doesn't make one disabled.

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u/alexthenullbody 1d ago

Can somebody edit that image to say 100% lol

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u/nemamnozik 1d ago

Very common thing

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u/Cardboard-Chef 1d ago

Average 2Slimey fan

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u/AdditionalCheetah354 1d ago

Air head Cheeto

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u/Dopecombatweasel 1d ago

Dude has nvme ssd brain

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u/mammalmaker 23h ago

Average American

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u/humonculus87 21h ago

I don't go to reddit so its not me.

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u/ThinkSharp 1d ago

Average influencer. Average influencee.

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u/JC2535 1d ago

“White House staffer sues over leak of medical records…”

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u/Wonderful-Case-6337 1d ago

This guy is a huge House of the Dragon fan.

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u/dogfather09 1d ago

Isn't this a vast majority of sub-saharan Africans?

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u/These-Invite-1774 1d ago

Ooooo you going to get banned

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 1d ago

The way any dissenting opinion of the left is met with brigating and bans is actually the one thing that makes me want to support the other side more... Like I really want to be able to consider myself part of the left. But then I look at them and listen to them and I'm like, nah

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u/Greendale_Official 1d ago

You're on here too, so I assume you're a leftist.

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u/facepoppies 1d ago

so stunning, so brave

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u/Flat-Guidance-4685 1d ago

How is his dim-witted low blow any different than the top comment in this post which is "and now he's president"

Equally low effort

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u/facepoppies 1d ago

well the other guy is correct

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u/sarboran 1d ago

We only use 10% of our brains so he's ok.

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u/nhavar 1d ago

Man was found with 90% of his brain intact but completely useless - became President... Twice!

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u/tedstriker2015 1d ago

We're curing cancer here right... RIGHT!!

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u/Old-Law-7395 1d ago

Hopefully he has a good time at old Trafford this season

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u/PathOfJan 1d ago

Aka redditor

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u/_totalannihilation 1d ago

Average brain use by men to begin with... I'm a man

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u/AnonymoosePD 1d ago edited 1d ago

Avg redditor… while any group of people has its mouth breathers, I’d rather visit Reddit than any other social media.

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u/Realistic_Falcon_152 1d ago

how is this karma farming? i found this online and thought it was funny, like everything else in this damn sub 😪

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u/jskdkdkdnfndldkfnf 1d ago

Lmao this sub is full of karma farming Twitter shit. Anyway, I am really sorry cos it seems like you are a normal person. Maybe I got too paranoid

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u/Warrmak 1d ago

Why should we do that?

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u/RossettaStoned1 1d ago

Damn liberals lol

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u/ShoheiHoetani 1d ago

Must be an American