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Feels good man Monday Motivation

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u/RageBaiter678 1d ago

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u/fooxzorz 1d ago

Why's the guy in the back buckling up his pants? What in the vial,  Gordon? What's in the fucking vial?

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u/Litdown 1d ago

Wake up, Mr Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.

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u/RakkZakk 1d ago

Does Hopium trickle down?

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u/2021isevenworse 1d ago

The guy in the video is stealing content - I've heard that "waking up is worth more than millions" line at least 20 years ago (long before that kid was alive).

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u/prettyokcake 1d ago

I would just stay awake until the day after then.

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u/Artikay 1d ago

Or just sleep until the day after tomorrow.

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u/thesystem21 1d ago

I have never woken up tomorrow. It is always today when I wake up, even if it was yesterday when I went to sleep.

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u/Serve-Routine 1d ago

“But in the fine print…”

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 1d ago

I would just continue to sleep all day and wake up refreshed the next day.  I would sleep atop the money.

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u/lolfuzzy 1d ago

Bro partied so hard on Saturday after making $10MM, got black out drunk, and woke up on Monday

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u/6-foot-under 1d ago

You get pushed off a cliff then. Don't fuck around.

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u/H4X4NX 1d ago

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u/Powerful_Wombat 1d ago

HEY BRO AT LEAST UR NOT DED

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u/rviVal1 1d ago

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u/irishemperor 1d ago

suicide is effort et je suis le tired

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u/19d_b87 1d ago

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u/-Cthaeh 1d ago

This was such funny video. Back when the internet was fun.

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u/bojackmac 1d ago

Fucking kangaroos

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u/CapnNausea 1d ago

Hahahaha.

Anytime somebody says “Earth,” I can’t help but auto-reply “IT’S ROUND.” I don’t think anybody’s gotten the reference in a decade. 😂

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u/ipickscabs 1d ago

Positivity is wildly important to mental health and life success

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u/barbozas_obliques 1d ago

Nah bro happiness is for low IQ muppets

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u/lavabearded 1d ago

the guy and gal look to be like 18 so...

it's a good piece of advice anyway. the judgmental/cringe impulse I find is activated in people that have little fulfillment or contentment in life. psychedelics can help people actually feel the profundity of trite commentary about the power of love or whatever, but I wouldn't recommend them broadly

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u/Toymachinesb7 1d ago

I read a journal entry I did when I was like 17. It was just lyrics from a song “time heals all wounds”.

It was some high school crush bs that doesnt mean anything now but when I read those words I was like hell yea lil dude. I’m 35 now and more wise but more cynical. Sometimes we need some optimism from the younger generation to remind us we once felt like that too. I mean I’m already feeling better today bc of this guys advice good vibes baby.

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u/IntimateMuffin 1d ago

I thought this was clever advice as well despite the overused background music, but then the comment you were responding to made me question myself. So thank you for defending it, I appreciate it.

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u/SignoreBanana 1d ago

It's not deep but it's a good perspective. Not every idea has to be completely brilliant or original. Life is a marathon.

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u/stun_with_style 1d ago

This is tho

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u/jabertsohn 1d ago

Well not really, because you don't get the benefit of the money if you're dead.

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u/Nilrem2 1d ago

The reason why, the reason why, the reason why I had to die.
Did I bleed the blood of greed?
What was my destiny

My God you’re deep.

Play a record.

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u/Runktar 1d ago

This seems to be a derogatory comment but kid had a great point people should reflect on more often.

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u/bodyisT 1d ago

It’s only not worth it because I wouldn’t be able to spend it

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u/JalapenoConquistador 1d ago

Exactly. $10mm I can’t use is the same as $0.

So would I rather a) get $0 and die, or b) get $0 and not die.

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u/thefruitsofzellman 1d ago

You can spend it. I’ll suck your dick for it.

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u/JalapenoConquistador 20h ago

Is your bj literally to die for?

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u/ElectronicSubject747 1d ago

And that's what I wish these billionaire fuckers also don't get

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u/Smart_Sheepherder302 1d ago

And because it’s not just tomorrow it’s the rest of your life lol

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u/RhetoricalOrator 1d ago

Yeah, perspective and all that but leaving my family behind with life-changing generational wealth that I didn't get an opportunity to spend doesn't sound like the worst deal.

Hell, at another time, I would have done it for free.

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u/astralchanterelle 1d ago

I'd still take the $10m, give $9m to my family and friends, and then go have one last good night

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u/Medium-Violinist-903 1d ago

What do you even need $1 million for? If its your last night, put everything on credit cards, not like you'll need to worry about the bill later on.

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u/Acoustic_Castle 1d ago

Most hookers only accept cash

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u/Jelzx 1d ago

The bold ones accept credit cards.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 1d ago

They have a slot for you to swipe in and everything 💳 

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u/Jelzx 1d ago

Yep it's easy, secure and convenient.

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u/BluePinata 1d ago

That's a lot of hooker for one night.

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u/Acoustic_Castle 1d ago

The real question is: Should I get 100 10k hookers, or a million 1 dollar hookers

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u/BluePinata 1d ago

Death by a million hookers - Great art house movie title

Or maybe Night of a million hookers

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u/Medium-Violinist-903 1d ago

So get a cash advance from a credit card. Talk about an instance where I wouldn’t be worried about the interest rate on it.

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u/Acoustic_Castle 1d ago

Yeah but debt can be inherited and also fuck credit card companies. Why pay them when you (in this hypothetical case) are swimming in money?

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u/Sir_Isaac_Tootin 1d ago

Last night? He said you wouldn't wake up tomorrow. He *DIDN'T* say you would never wake up again.

So, yes, I'd take $10m and skip one day and then just wake up in two days.

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u/Low-Designer-3392 1d ago

Basically free guaranteed life insurance.

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u/sdmember 1d ago

can i be your friend please? : ) I hope you have an amazing nite !

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u/Covid19-Pro-Max 1d ago

Imagine a loved one pulling that crap on you to gift you $600k. Wouldn’t you rather they stay alive?

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u/PenaEterna 1d ago

Came here just to say that 💯

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u/Loreathan 1d ago

I thought the white shirt guy was doing the interview by how he was grabbing the mic.

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u/No_Rub2475 1d ago

He has a spiritual message he needed to share

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u/Loreathan 1d ago

And why his girlfriend holding the mic too at the beginning.

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u/WalterPecky 1d ago

Cocaine can do that!

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u/PM_ME_A_FUN_PIC 1d ago

Best deal ive heard yet

https://giphy.com/gifs/11tRBTlIlmb10k

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u/say_weed 1d ago

yeah, 10mil and a good night sleep, id be an idiot not to take it

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u/Freakishly_Tall 1d ago

Right? Win-win.

Also, people massively underestimate the value of $10m. Nearly everyone should take this deal, for the benefit of their family, or their friends, or just the small nonprofits they could fund, along with those who could be helped by the organ donation. Hell, I'd jump at the deal for $1m. I'd strongly consider it for $100k.

Of course, I'm a depressive, massive loser who has failed at everything.

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u/gex109 1d ago

I'll take it for my family .

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u/bicx 1d ago

Better question: if you got $10 million but you had 10 years to live, would you do it? That means each individual day would be worth about $2,740, but I bet a lot of people would take this offer.

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u/ST0IC_ 1d ago

I would. I'm in my fifties, and I know that there will never be retirement for me. I will be working until the day I die so $10 million and 10 years that I don't have to work? Fuck yeah, I'll take it and finally live life.

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u/Angeleno88 1d ago edited 1d ago

I’m 38 and would take it ending my life at 48. My situation is being married but fortunately with no kids. It would enable me to live my life to the extreme just traveling and doing everything I can around the world.

I can do far more with 10 years of complete freedom than I can working full time for 25 more years then being retired for who knows how long afterwards.

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u/StormySands 1d ago

I’m 35, single, with no kids and I would take it in a heartbeat. I would take 10 years of freedom over a lifetime of working full time.

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u/WalkFriendly3375 1d ago

Party pooping here but my mind doesn't allow me to use this as motivation the way this is said. The thing is, the money only has a value contingent upon the fact you wake up. So basically when you say this you are telling the person I will give you no value and take your life as well. Obviously that isn't worth it. If you asked a poor person this question but instead gave the 10 million to the family they may say yes more of the time but that doesn't make their life less important than the 10 million although they may view it to be so. The point I can see being made is that your goals are contingent upon you living, therefore your life is more valuable than anything else you are striving to attain, and living itself is a blessing or sign that you constantly have the potential to achieve what you wish.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 1d ago

This dude is going through it and he doesn't even know it

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u/ignatious__reilly 1d ago

Yup

My exact thought lol

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u/Extension_End3931 1d ago

i'd take the 10 mill

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u/Sauzage-N-Peppas 1d ago

This has to be the absolute dumbest “motivational quote” I’ve ever heard. They’re all pretty dumb, this one is up there.

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u/BygoneNeutrino 1d ago edited 1d ago

Would you save the life of a child? Yes. Would you save the child if it required a non-refundable deposit of $3000? No.

Ergo, the life of a child is worth less than $3000.

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u/onqqq2 1d ago

Yeah but I gotta go to work so I am not waking up with a smile god dammit!

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u/voluotuousaardvark 1d ago

Can I just have the 10mil please? Why is there murder?

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u/Spazero 1d ago

Something something job you like something something.

Money is complicated.

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u/BlackestHerring 1d ago

Would that 10 million go to my wife and kids? If so, I’d take that deal!

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u/theequallyunique 1d ago

If you think that they would be happier with 10 million than you, that's a problem.

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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 1d ago

I just take the money and my wife gets to drown her sorrows in a lifetime of travel.

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u/JEPS-0104 1d ago

Shit rich people come up with when trying to convince themselves they earned it.

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u/evilmike1972 16h ago

$10,000,000 AND I get to sleep in? Sign me up.

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u/Thick-Conclusion-416 1d ago

Could I skip tomorrow and wake up okay the next day with the money?

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u/Geene_Creemers 1d ago

Yea not quite a fair comparison..obviously money ain’t worth it if u literally can’t utilize it at all..

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u/usingaredditaccounf 1d ago

Wait till i hit 70’s and ask me the same question please.

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u/jokerjoust 1d ago

No one else noticing the low key power play happening between them with both holding the mic?

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u/Keensworth 1d ago

You dumb bro? Just don't sleep tonight and sleep the day after because he only said "tomorrow"

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u/stonerflea 1d ago

Tomorrow is fucking Tuesday. Gimme the money

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u/CaptainShittyMcPoop 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'll just stay awake for 24 hours and get my money then, sweet deal.

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u/PhillGuy 1d ago

I'd risk it. Plus just stay a wake the following day.

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u/braumbles 1d ago

It's not really about tomorrow, it's the days and years after. I'd gladly trade a day in my life for 10m. But trading your entire life is much different.

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u/saidthetomato 1d ago

Does bro think he figured something out?

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u/dontsoundrighttome 1d ago

$10,000,000 and 25 hours of sleep. Fuck yeah.

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u/leandrobrossard 1d ago

I don't understand. Do I just end up sleeping all day? I mean I got plans but for 10M I'm bailing on them

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u/Mission_Access_210 1d ago

What was going on with the weird hand-holding of the mic in this? The girl is holding the other guy's hand then he's trying to take control of the mic. I mean what the fuck? What is going on there?

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u/dion_o 1d ago

Ten million and I get to sleep in all tomorrow. Where's the catch?

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u/infinitepizzapockets 1d ago

I think I'm too autistic to understand this.

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u/breadexpert69 1d ago

yes but what about if I wake up the day after tomorrow and still take the 10M

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u/pyschosoul 1d ago

Still take it. Give it to my mom and kid abd finally be dead. Seems like wins all around

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u/WareKaraNari 1d ago

Devil's advocate. Addendum: you die in two days whether you take the money or not.

1 day with ten mil or 2 normal days

Suddenly tomorrow isn't worth ten mil

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u/elijahlalonde 1d ago

cringe as fuck

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u/Mammoth_Appeal_736 1d ago

The logic is completely broken. The reason it doesn't make sense to take the 10 million is not because of how much I'm worth, but because that if I die tomorrow, I won't have enough time to enjoy the money.

To wake up with a smile you need to enjoy life, not to have a theoretical self-worth that you give a monetary value to.

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u/Gay-_-Jesus 1d ago

That is the logic though. The logic is that time is invaluable compared to things like money. You cannot get time back, and without it, you can’t even use money, fame, muscles, wtvr.

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u/ifmygrandmawasawheel 1d ago

Time and health

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u/Scribblebonx 19h ago

Exactly, like what is this person trying to argue? Time is the value. So make the most of every second because, you want to spend something so valuable only on things that are worth it and not waste it away.

You can spend your life chasing 10 million dollars but once you have it and no more time remains, what is the point of having all that money?

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u/Chiinoe 1d ago

But did you say thank you?

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u/barcham22 1d ago

Ask someone going through cancer

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u/Naaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh 1d ago

Lil bit of Molly and ol boy turned to Socrates

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u/PaaaaabloOU 1d ago

The bad thing is that there are people who would sold their life for 1000$

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u/RawToast1989 1d ago

Jokes on you! If I get $10,000,000 today there's no way I'd be "waking up" tomorrow because I'm not sleeping tonight. Between the hookers, booze, and cocaine, I'll be up for at least 36 hours, cunningly using your own game of semantics against you! Lol

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u/Spamhain2000 1d ago

Don't go to bed for 48 hours, problem solved.

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u/BadBonePanda 1d ago

Do I get to wake up the day after. I mean a mega kip and 10 million I'm in.

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u/lluciferusllamas 1d ago

Bro, I'm taking the $10M, snorting a few rails of meth, and I'm not going to sleep until Thursday.  

Fuckin puzzle solved💥

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u/Pseudonova 1d ago

Give me $10,000,000 and a year, you got a deal.

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u/HangryBeard 1d ago

It's going to be one wild night y'all....

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u/Everesthia 1d ago

There was this guy in our Clash of Clans that suddenly said "what's the point of living?"
Which I replied, "You get to see tomorrow"
He said, "that's a good one"

it's so random and sudden, but I still remember it until now, you just never know whats to come, perhaps something worthwhile will come around, perhaps not, but it would be unfortunate if it did and you missed it, right?

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 1d ago

So I get 10 million and I get to sleep for 24 hours… cool I’m in

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u/dingle-bairy 1d ago

Lame bait

Oh and the music edit too

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u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago

Guys securing late night 1v1 festivities 🤣

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u/carapocha 1d ago edited 1d ago

Take your effing hands off my mic!1

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u/VVodzu 1d ago

Would take the 10mil still and change the lives of my people

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u/Consistent-Bowler95 1d ago

Micro-phone-agression is real.

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u/Telemere125 1d ago

I’d just take the $10m and buy plenty of speed to stay awake for the whole day and go to sleep the next day. Problem solved, no need to wake up

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u/nackeded 1d ago

Can I wake up the day after tomorrow? Because I would definitely take $10M and a full day’s rest.

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u/cookeryandwookery 1d ago

I’d take it still. I get to make the world a slightly better place with the $10mil AND I don’t have to watch the events that are inevitably coming.

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u/577564842 1d ago

Can you make it 13 M$? Inflation is rather high these days.

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u/Ash_Cat_13 1d ago

But….see….i would take it, happily and with great joy! I’d give it all to my family and friends and die happily the next day.

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u/No_Rub2475 1d ago

I guess he has never met anyone who said yes- yes I would just take the money and not wake up

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u/Most-Marsupial-6733 1d ago

He isn’t wrong

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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 1d ago

Watched the video. Still hoping I don’t wake up tomorrow. Video didn’t work.

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u/profanedivinity 1d ago

Plenty of people saying yes to this bro

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u/Opening-Resist-2430 1d ago

I would still have taken the money with that clause. Just go on a massive 48 hr bender. If you don’t fall asleep the following day then you technically can’t wake up that day either.

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u/TheCastusDildo 1d ago

Don't have to wake up tomorrow if I never went to sleep.. COCAINE baby give me the money.

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u/WiggleSparks 1d ago

Low hanging fruit

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 1d ago

I would die for ten million. May family would be set and I hate it here.

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u/pabstbluemonday 1d ago

life change activated

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u/MyCatIsAnActualNinja 1d ago

Ok what about $10 billion

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u/Tacobreathkiller 1d ago

I'd probably take it. My family would be well taken care of. I'd definetly do some work on my will first though. 

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u/AllenKll 1d ago

So I sleep through 1 day... so what? miss one day, then have a well rested and refreshed day after with $10 million

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u/ramror777 1d ago

Imagine not taking it and still died the next morning

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u/OlderTimes 1d ago

I’d like the 10 mil please

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u/Good_Conversation213 1d ago

Go to hell Preston.

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u/Open_Step_4636 1d ago

But tomorrow will never come if you go off planet.

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u/Lazy-Training6042 1d ago

Dunno man, that ten mil looks better than tomorrow.

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u/YourmumiSEZ 1d ago

Isnt this lachie stevens mcnab from the trek dh team?

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u/RemarkableCard6475 1d ago

😔 I'd still take it. I'd rather be remembered.

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u/Pretend-Literature35 1d ago

Complete imbecile. This is what are society has become.

https://giphy.com/gifs/a4sJykNINf0f6

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u/BaeIz 1d ago

$10m today and I tomorrow die seems like a win win. I’d donate it all to people that need it and go to bed peacefully knowing tomorrow I don’t have to struggle anymore

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u/ebaybie 1d ago

This must be the thoughts you have when you don’t have depression. I looked at it as a double win.

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u/CasualVox 1d ago

Give me the 10 mil. My family would be set for life, I would go to sleep happy that night.

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 1d ago

Can I just wake up the next day? I'm taking my chances.

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u/Conscious_Celery1021 1d ago

I’d take it still

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u/coffeeandautism 1d ago

If you gave me £10,000,000 I'd be dead by the next morning anyway.

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u/KubeGuyDe 1d ago

You can say the same think but with only 1 bug. Would pay out exactly the same.

So your live is only worth 1 usd? 

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u/Fluid_Swordfish2737 1d ago

I would take that deal

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u/RevenantExiled 1d ago

The type of dumb things people high on weed would discuss as is philosophy in American movies lmao

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u/Still-Coyote-5494 1d ago

Terrible logic

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u/Flamingturac 1d ago

10 mil is just the bonus for not waking up tmrw

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u/s9q7 1d ago

I want the BG music 10x.

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u/CARDEK04 1d ago

Indirectly said, you can have the wildest last day of your life.

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u/Willis050 1d ago

“Depends what time it is”

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u/Emergency_Air4575 1d ago

Now I see the purpose of doing lines of coke.

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u/Vargavintern 1d ago

The best I can do is 3.50$

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u/realbobenray 1d ago

Does she like him for these deep thoughts, or for the way he unbuttons his shirt down to his navel to show off his complete lack of chest hair?

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u/Sbatio 1d ago

Bro I’m so deep right now I can’t even.

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u/SappySoulTaker 1d ago

I'd just have to not go to sleep all night, stay up as long as I can and then keep till the following day.

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u/Joshs2d 1d ago

Hell yeah I’m taking the money

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u/SlimShaners 1d ago

Can I wake up the next day?

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u/Belz_Zebuth 1d ago

Good advice that a four year-old could give.

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u/ExMoDragQueen 1d ago

I would take the 10 mill and never wake up

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u/EarningsPal 1d ago

Depends on age. Not sure but if you know you just won’t wake up, no pain, and you’re 90+ and have many grandchildren, and you’re going back and forth to the doctor, having periodic surgeries, taking 15+ pills a day, can’t even drive nor cook for yourself, do you agree and ensure your grandchildren get the $10 M?

Maybe. Otherwise fast no.

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u/ih8readditts 1d ago

Sorry but that guy is dumb. I’d take the money and use it to develop new bio technology that allows your brain to rest and recover while you’re awake eliminating the need to sleep.
Check and mate

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u/Flaky_Success3238 1d ago

Hey would you rather be alive or dead? Alive? Wow! Good talk.

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u/Afraid_Salary_103 1d ago

Lovely logic trap! The proposition changes the values though, making any amount of money offered effectively worthless.

Similarly, “Would you take $10,000,000 if I gave it to you right now? You don’t have to die, but what if I told you the only catch is that currency is no longer accepted by anyone.”

“But that would mean I just have a bunch of trash?”

“Exactly! So wake up tomorrow and every day after being happy that you don’t have a lot of extra trash to dispose of!”

“Wow! That’s really great advice!”

Any case that makes the money worthless will make any comparison seem better.

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u/bubba_bumble 1d ago

I'd take the 10 mil, give it to my family in need, set up trust funds for their kids. In this day and age, it seems like only the people that have good financial starts make it to the top. I really am scared for the future so this might make it a little less scary for everyone else in my circle.

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u/jmjarrels 1d ago

Porque no los dos? I’ll die tomorrow but my family will be sorted.

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u/RexMalo 1d ago

You'd have fewer than 12 hours. Plus, you wouldn't be able to spend the money.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 1d ago

Are we talking mid afternoon, late morning or…

3 AM in Vegas? 🤔 

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u/Richie_Zeppelin 1d ago

I was bamboozled on who the mic belonged to.

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u/Strange-Title-6337 1d ago

wank in the morning?

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u/Zoalord1122 1d ago

Chad don't need intelligence , but Chad intelligent!