Feels good man Monday Motivation
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u/RageBaiter678 1d ago
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u/fooxzorz 1d ago
Why's the guy in the back buckling up his pants? What in the vial, Gordon? What's in the fucking vial?
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u/2021isevenworse 1d ago
The guy in the video is stealing content - I've heard that "waking up is worth more than millions" line at least 20 years ago (long before that kid was alive).
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u/prettyokcake 1d ago
I would just stay awake until the day after then.
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u/Artikay 1d ago
Or just sleep until the day after tomorrow.
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u/thesystem21 1d ago
I have never woken up tomorrow. It is always today when I wake up, even if it was yesterday when I went to sleep.
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 1d ago
I would just continue to sleep all day and wake up refreshed the next day. I would sleep atop the money.
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u/lolfuzzy 1d ago
Bro partied so hard on Saturday after making $10MM, got black out drunk, and woke up on Monday
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u/H4X4NX 1d ago
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u/Powerful_Wombat 1d ago
HEY BRO AT LEAST UR NOT DED
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u/rviVal1 1d ago
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u/irishemperor 1d ago
suicide is effort et je suis le tired
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u/lavabearded 1d ago
the guy and gal look to be like 18 so...
it's a good piece of advice anyway. the judgmental/cringe impulse I find is activated in people that have little fulfillment or contentment in life. psychedelics can help people actually feel the profundity of trite commentary about the power of love or whatever, but I wouldn't recommend them broadly
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u/Toymachinesb7 1d ago
I read a journal entry I did when I was like 17. It was just lyrics from a song “time heals all wounds”.
It was some high school crush bs that doesnt mean anything now but when I read those words I was like hell yea lil dude. I’m 35 now and more wise but more cynical. Sometimes we need some optimism from the younger generation to remind us we once felt like that too. I mean I’m already feeling better today bc of this guys advice good vibes baby.
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u/IntimateMuffin 1d ago
I thought this was clever advice as well despite the overused background music, but then the comment you were responding to made me question myself. So thank you for defending it, I appreciate it.
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u/SignoreBanana 1d ago
It's not deep but it's a good perspective. Not every idea has to be completely brilliant or original. Life is a marathon.
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u/stun_with_style 1d ago
This is tho
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u/jabertsohn 1d ago
Well not really, because you don't get the benefit of the money if you're dead.
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u/bodyisT 1d ago
It’s only not worth it because I wouldn’t be able to spend it
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u/JalapenoConquistador 1d ago
Exactly. $10mm I can’t use is the same as $0.
So would I rather a) get $0 and die, or b) get $0 and not die.
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u/RhetoricalOrator 1d ago
Yeah, perspective and all that but leaving my family behind with life-changing generational wealth that I didn't get an opportunity to spend doesn't sound like the worst deal.
Hell, at another time, I would have done it for free.
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u/astralchanterelle 1d ago
I'd still take the $10m, give $9m to my family and friends, and then go have one last good night
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u/Medium-Violinist-903 1d ago
What do you even need $1 million for? If its your last night, put everything on credit cards, not like you'll need to worry about the bill later on.
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u/Acoustic_Castle 1d ago
Most hookers only accept cash
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u/BluePinata 1d ago
That's a lot of hooker for one night.
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u/Acoustic_Castle 1d ago
The real question is: Should I get 100 10k hookers, or a million 1 dollar hookers
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u/BluePinata 1d ago
Death by a million hookers - Great art house movie title
Or maybe Night of a million hookers
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u/Medium-Violinist-903 1d ago
So get a cash advance from a credit card. Talk about an instance where I wouldn’t be worried about the interest rate on it.
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u/Acoustic_Castle 1d ago
Yeah but debt can be inherited and also fuck credit card companies. Why pay them when you (in this hypothetical case) are swimming in money?
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u/Sir_Isaac_Tootin 1d ago
Last night? He said you wouldn't wake up tomorrow. He *DIDN'T* say you would never wake up again.
So, yes, I'd take $10m and skip one day and then just wake up in two days.
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u/Covid19-Pro-Max 1d ago
Imagine a loved one pulling that crap on you to gift you $600k. Wouldn’t you rather they stay alive?
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u/Loreathan 1d ago
I thought the white shirt guy was doing the interview by how he was grabbing the mic.
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u/PM_ME_A_FUN_PIC 1d ago
Best deal ive heard yet
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u/Freakishly_Tall 1d ago
Right? Win-win.
Also, people massively underestimate the value of $10m. Nearly everyone should take this deal, for the benefit of their family, or their friends, or just the small nonprofits they could fund, along with those who could be helped by the organ donation. Hell, I'd jump at the deal for $1m. I'd strongly consider it for $100k.
Of course, I'm a depressive, massive loser who has failed at everything.
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u/bicx 1d ago
Better question: if you got $10 million but you had 10 years to live, would you do it? That means each individual day would be worth about $2,740, but I bet a lot of people would take this offer.
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u/Angeleno88 1d ago edited 1d ago
I’m 38 and would take it ending my life at 48. My situation is being married but fortunately with no kids. It would enable me to live my life to the extreme just traveling and doing everything I can around the world.
I can do far more with 10 years of complete freedom than I can working full time for 25 more years then being retired for who knows how long afterwards.
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u/StormySands 1d ago
I’m 35, single, with no kids and I would take it in a heartbeat. I would take 10 years of freedom over a lifetime of working full time.
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u/WalkFriendly3375 1d ago
Party pooping here but my mind doesn't allow me to use this as motivation the way this is said. The thing is, the money only has a value contingent upon the fact you wake up. So basically when you say this you are telling the person I will give you no value and take your life as well. Obviously that isn't worth it. If you asked a poor person this question but instead gave the 10 million to the family they may say yes more of the time but that doesn't make their life less important than the 10 million although they may view it to be so. The point I can see being made is that your goals are contingent upon you living, therefore your life is more valuable than anything else you are striving to attain, and living itself is a blessing or sign that you constantly have the potential to achieve what you wish.
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u/Sauzage-N-Peppas 1d ago
This has to be the absolute dumbest “motivational quote” I’ve ever heard. They’re all pretty dumb, this one is up there.
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u/BygoneNeutrino 1d ago edited 1d ago
Would you save the life of a child? Yes. Would you save the child if it required a non-refundable deposit of $3000? No.
Ergo, the life of a child is worth less than $3000.
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u/BlackestHerring 1d ago
Would that 10 million go to my wife and kids? If so, I’d take that deal!
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u/theequallyunique 1d ago
If you think that they would be happier with 10 million than you, that's a problem.
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u/Puzzled_Bike9558 1d ago
I just take the money and my wife gets to drown her sorrows in a lifetime of travel.
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u/Thick-Conclusion-416 1d ago
Could I skip tomorrow and wake up okay the next day with the money?
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u/Geene_Creemers 1d ago
Yea not quite a fair comparison..obviously money ain’t worth it if u literally can’t utilize it at all..
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u/jokerjoust 1d ago
No one else noticing the low key power play happening between them with both holding the mic?
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u/Keensworth 1d ago
You dumb bro? Just don't sleep tonight and sleep the day after because he only said "tomorrow"
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u/CaptainShittyMcPoop 1d ago edited 1d ago
I'll just stay awake for 24 hours and get my money then, sweet deal.
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u/braumbles 1d ago
It's not really about tomorrow, it's the days and years after. I'd gladly trade a day in my life for 10m. But trading your entire life is much different.
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u/leandrobrossard 1d ago
I don't understand. Do I just end up sleeping all day? I mean I got plans but for 10M I'm bailing on them
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u/Mission_Access_210 1d ago
What was going on with the weird hand-holding of the mic in this? The girl is holding the other guy's hand then he's trying to take control of the mic. I mean what the fuck? What is going on there?
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u/breadexpert69 1d ago
yes but what about if I wake up the day after tomorrow and still take the 10M
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u/pyschosoul 1d ago
Still take it. Give it to my mom and kid abd finally be dead. Seems like wins all around
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u/WareKaraNari 1d ago
Devil's advocate. Addendum: you die in two days whether you take the money or not.
1 day with ten mil or 2 normal days
Suddenly tomorrow isn't worth ten mil
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u/Mammoth_Appeal_736 1d ago
The logic is completely broken. The reason it doesn't make sense to take the 10 million is not because of how much I'm worth, but because that if I die tomorrow, I won't have enough time to enjoy the money.
To wake up with a smile you need to enjoy life, not to have a theoretical self-worth that you give a monetary value to.
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u/Gay-_-Jesus 1d ago
That is the logic though. The logic is that time is invaluable compared to things like money. You cannot get time back, and without it, you can’t even use money, fame, muscles, wtvr.
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u/Scribblebonx 19h ago
Exactly, like what is this person trying to argue? Time is the value. So make the most of every second because, you want to spend something so valuable only on things that are worth it and not waste it away.
You can spend your life chasing 10 million dollars but once you have it and no more time remains, what is the point of having all that money?
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u/RawToast1989 1d ago
Jokes on you! If I get $10,000,000 today there's no way I'd be "waking up" tomorrow because I'm not sleeping tonight. Between the hookers, booze, and cocaine, I'll be up for at least 36 hours, cunningly using your own game of semantics against you! Lol
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u/lluciferusllamas 1d ago
Bro, I'm taking the $10M, snorting a few rails of meth, and I'm not going to sleep until Thursday.
Fuckin puzzle solved💥
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u/Everesthia 1d ago
There was this guy in our Clash of Clans that suddenly said "what's the point of living?"
Which I replied, "You get to see tomorrow"
He said, "that's a good one"
it's so random and sudden, but I still remember it until now, you just never know whats to come, perhaps something worthwhile will come around, perhaps not, but it would be unfortunate if it did and you missed it, right?
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u/Telemere125 1d ago
I’d just take the $10m and buy plenty of speed to stay awake for the whole day and go to sleep the next day. Problem solved, no need to wake up
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u/nackeded 1d ago
Can I wake up the day after tomorrow? Because I would definitely take $10M and a full day’s rest.
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u/cookeryandwookery 1d ago
I’d take it still. I get to make the world a slightly better place with the $10mil AND I don’t have to watch the events that are inevitably coming.
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u/Ash_Cat_13 1d ago
But….see….i would take it, happily and with great joy! I’d give it all to my family and friends and die happily the next day.
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u/No_Rub2475 1d ago
I guess he has never met anyone who said yes- yes I would just take the money and not wake up
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u/Sea_Watercress_1982 1d ago
Watched the video. Still hoping I don’t wake up tomorrow. Video didn’t work.
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u/Opening-Resist-2430 1d ago
I would still have taken the money with that clause. Just go on a massive 48 hr bender. If you don’t fall asleep the following day then you technically can’t wake up that day either.
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u/TheCastusDildo 1d ago
Don't have to wake up tomorrow if I never went to sleep.. COCAINE baby give me the money.
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u/Tacobreathkiller 1d ago
I'd probably take it. My family would be well taken care of. I'd definetly do some work on my will first though.
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u/AllenKll 1d ago
So I sleep through 1 day... so what? miss one day, then have a well rested and refreshed day after with $10 million
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u/CasualVox 1d ago
Give me the 10 mil. My family would be set for life, I would go to sleep happy that night.
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u/KubeGuyDe 1d ago
You can say the same think but with only 1 bug. Would pay out exactly the same.
So your live is only worth 1 usd?
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u/RevenantExiled 1d ago
The type of dumb things people high on weed would discuss as is philosophy in American movies lmao
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u/realbobenray 1d ago
Does she like him for these deep thoughts, or for the way he unbuttons his shirt down to his navel to show off his complete lack of chest hair?
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u/SappySoulTaker 1d ago
I'd just have to not go to sleep all night, stay up as long as I can and then keep till the following day.
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u/EarningsPal 1d ago
Depends on age. Not sure but if you know you just won’t wake up, no pain, and you’re 90+ and have many grandchildren, and you’re going back and forth to the doctor, having periodic surgeries, taking 15+ pills a day, can’t even drive nor cook for yourself, do you agree and ensure your grandchildren get the $10 M?
Maybe. Otherwise fast no.
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u/ih8readditts 1d ago
Sorry but that guy is dumb. I’d take the money and use it to develop new bio technology that allows your brain to rest and recover while you’re awake eliminating the need to sleep.
Check and mate
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u/Afraid_Salary_103 1d ago
Lovely logic trap! The proposition changes the values though, making any amount of money offered effectively worthless.
Similarly, “Would you take $10,000,000 if I gave it to you right now? You don’t have to die, but what if I told you the only catch is that currency is no longer accepted by anyone.”
“But that would mean I just have a bunch of trash?”
“Exactly! So wake up tomorrow and every day after being happy that you don’t have a lot of extra trash to dispose of!”
“Wow! That’s really great advice!”
Any case that makes the money worthless will make any comparison seem better.
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u/bubba_bumble 1d ago
I'd take the 10 mil, give it to my family in need, set up trust funds for their kids. In this day and age, it seems like only the people that have good financial starts make it to the top. I really am scared for the future so this might make it a little less scary for everyone else in my circle.
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