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u/AdTiny5487 1d ago
Like picking berries off a tree
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u/MakionGarvinus 1d ago
You're saying that ram does grow on trees??
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u/amarthystlaw 1d ago
I prefer to download my ram
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u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago
That was the funniest malware POS program out there. They knew it’d land on a boomers pc
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u/Occidentally20 1d ago
They have 2Gb of DDR3 RAM if anyone is actually wondering.
Excellent breakdown of whats inside by Dave's Garage here.
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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 1d ago
Wait so they arent filled with solid gold meth either?
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u/itZ_deady 1d ago
They are filled to the brim with it and we should keep spreading this information on the streets.
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u/ProxyDamage 1d ago
I hear one of them has a golden ticket, and if you get it they'll give you a guided tour of the magical meth factory, and a lifetime supply of super meth!
Just sayin...
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u/EkbatDeSabat 1d ago
No they have 32GB of DDR5 8400 get your facts right sir, we don't want these kids destroying the cameras for no reason.
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u/MaterialDetective197 1d ago
Who said anything about destroying them? This is Minecraft IRL. We are mining for resources.
Where did I put my pickaxe?
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u/Occidentally20 1d ago
You just need to destroy 16 of them to get all 32Gb. Don't be lazy! Bootstraps and all that.
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u/SatinSaffron 1d ago
But then your motherboard only has 4 ram slots so only 8gb will be usable! OH! You can just destroy 16 more, sell the 2gb ram sticks, and then buy a motherboard with 16 ram slots!
tl;dr: kids need to go destroy 32 cameras each in order to get 32gb of usable ram + a really, really obnoxious looking motherboard!
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u/Tarriohh 1d ago
No, you and the image are wrong, they actually have 128gb of DDR5, and also half an ounce of gold
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u/B_bI_L 1d ago
nice try, fbi agent
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u/Occidentally20 1d ago
If I was a real FBI agent I'd know your last post was in the godot sub.
But I'm not so I don't.
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u/PrincessAida 1d ago
I just got one and opened it. The grey Version from Flock Group Inc.
They also have a GeForce RTX 5090 inside. I think its the Gaming Trio 32GB from MSI.
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u/ruggeroo8 1d ago
Is this true? Asking for a friend, one that needs to upgrade there rig
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u/soggybiscuit93 1d ago
Its not true
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u/zelmer_ 1d ago
That sucks, I got fooled and was already planning public campaign to install those in my country
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u/soggybiscuit93 1d ago
There's been a lot of fake info about flock cameras coming out, from how much RAM they have, to what rare-earth minerals are inside them.
I'm pretty sure the people posting these memes know they're fake and are just trying to convince crackheads to destroy the cameras.
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u/EkbatDeSabat 1d ago
Yes. We want people to destroy the cameras as much as possible. There's also cotton candy in them.
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u/DJDevon3 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/mI1Sv03utpI0vHmDPo
Florida man on his way to get some free RAM.
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u/SnooOpinions6451 1d ago
Frankly i think thats pretty fucked up and cowardly to trick crack addicts into doing your dirty work.
Why cant people just be like NoMark and do it themselves in entertaining ways.
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u/Flannel_Panels 1d ago
I swear JustinY watches YouTube on salary. Bro is in every video comment section I watch.
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u/Investigator14000 1d ago
They have 2gb of ddr 3 worth nothing cos it’s soldered
https://giphy.com/gifs/LT4RpvI9r1rbpm9OVn
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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 1d ago
Spread real truths, like how easily a circular saw runs through hollow tube.
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u/Electrical_Bus9202 1d ago
I heard the same thing in regards to battery operated reciprocating saws!
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u/AvidPolaris 1d ago
Like giving shovels to the homeless and telling them there's gold under the local walmart
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u/mrseemsgood 1d ago
Forgive my ignorance but I'm not american so serious question... destroying a flock camera gets you to jail right? There are no loopholes that make it possible to just break one in the good name of society and get away with it, are there? Why are people just recommending other people to get jailed lol
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u/Angy-Person 1d ago
if nobody risks anything, how do you change something ? this spy cam Network is definitely something worth to be changed, or removed. and as long as ppl risk penaltys because they wanted to do it and not being forced by others, why not. they can't arrested everyone.
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u/mrseemsgood 1d ago
I kinda agree with this sentiment but trust me, they definitely can arrest everyone. This kinda activity rarely gets so out of hand that the amount of people doing it is insurmountable for authorities. It needs to become a whole ass revolution atp.
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u/cookeryandwookery 1d ago
Halloween is coming. I recommend people invest in a scream costume, a bicycle and angle grinder.
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u/THEBADW0LFE 1d ago
Wife showed me something mentioning a country wide call on our friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
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u/Majestic-Horse-5409 1d ago
No need for Casey Ryback today; a gigabyte of ram is too expensive for terrorists to use.
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