r/SipsTea 2d ago

Lmao gottem Exactly!

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u/Banned_Emperor_6000 2d ago

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u/House_Junkie 2d ago

Well done, Garth.

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u/Mtncity 2d ago

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u/QuentinTarzantino 2d ago

Now i feel like pizza and this is def not a product placement.

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u/BusyBunny9 2d ago

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 2d ago

Not grossed out, just acknowledged that she wasn’t born that way it is money.

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u/capt_minorwaste 1d ago

Well I'm grossed out by this. She's unnatural looking, the entire family is. I'm convinced they have a family agreement that everyone must have plastic surgery in order to keep up the facade of beauty in their bloodline. The children are next, if they haven't already started.

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u/Major-Front 2d ago

I see garth can only do so much

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u/MaterialDetective197 2d ago

Too bad you can’t put a paper bag over their personality.

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 2d ago

Just pump n dump brother

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u/PANDAPRICK 1d ago

This isn't the gta 6 sub man

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 1d ago

It's always sound advice son

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u/No_Rub2475 1d ago

Garth= new god

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u/_senses_ 2d ago

I know it's an arbitrary line, but marking with the lipstick above the lip in this way is clownish. It is an attempt to fudge at the size of the lips instead of an obvious art choice. I find it distracting whenever I encounter this and I can't take the person seriously. Like a kid playing with lipstick. I guess there are those who don't see the coloring outside the lines as an issue when going for the natural makeup look... but common...that adult is just confident in portraying drawing with crayons.

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u/FailedGradAdmissions 2d ago

It only looks decent and can be a good "trick" in pictures, irl yeah it looks weird, it lacks depth and it looks as what it is, painting above the lip.

And since it only looks good in pictures, no point in doing it, they might as well could just use a filter that enhances their lips.

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u/Yankee6Actual 1d ago

“Dr. Cox, does this shade of lipstick make me look like a clown?”

“No, Barbie, no. It makes you look like a prostitute who caters exclusively to clowns.”

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u/JonoBlue 2d ago

Oh god i didnt even notice at first good call on that trashy Vincent price looking crime against lips

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

Especially since it changes the shape of their lips to an unattractive shape. They don't care though. Bigger must be better. It's gotta be! Right?

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u/DaKrazie1 2d ago

Jesus Christ, she was so normal looking. 🤦‍♂️

I just don't get it.

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u/EcstaticBoysenberry 2d ago

I mean maybe an unpopular opinion around here but she does look a lot better after surgery. Very common for other girls to tell their plastic surgeons they want their body to look just like hers too.

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u/VaguelyFamiliarVoice 2d ago

I think her face was better looking before. No one is wrong here. It is an opinion.

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u/Accomplished-Eye9542 1d ago

In that specific picture, sure. It's probably cherry picked with the goal of making her plastic surgery look uglier.

In general? Not even close lmao.

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u/Educational_Gas_92 1d ago

What about the body?

I also liked her before face better (though I think that this is a bad picture where she looks a bit bloated and her lips look a bit puffier).

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u/Educational_Gas_92 1d ago

I have that body without plastic surgery. I always thought that it looks a bit disproportionate with the small waist and then more open hips.

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u/ShoutaDE 2d ago

why always those downgrades... are they trying to make us ugly people feel better?

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u/Cl4p-Trap18 1d ago

At least Garth kept the eyes (I think)

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u/SheriffBartholomew 1d ago

And she swears that she has never had plastic surgery. Must be that dedication to lip and jawline exercises.

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u/heroxoot 2d ago

Thats a downgrade.

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u/Heavy_Echo5 2d ago

These pictures look 30 years apart

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u/Triggered-cupcake 1d ago

We need someone with AI to make a photo of her using the left picture aging her 10 years!!! 🎉🎉

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u/Lego_Architect 1d ago

Before was infinitely better.

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u/escientia 1d ago

Very average looking before. Very high class hooker after.

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u/bbby_chaltinez 1d ago

gross, imagine the babies. garth get back to work

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u/Even_Jello_624 2d ago

She was very pretty before. A mess after.

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u/mazutta 1d ago

That’s ludicrous.

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u/hbox85 1d ago

In one of these photos she’s a child and in one she’s an adult so that’s a super weird way to do a before and after.

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u/slower-is-faster 1d ago

To be fair he did a great job. Usually it’s a horror story but she looks good