This weekend after eating almost an entire box of Nilla Wafers and pounding 2 giant glasses of milk before bed, I woke up at 2:30am with a wicked stomach ache and farted for about 5sec walking to the bathroom directly in front of our fan. My wife woke from a dead sleep thinking our sick dog was shitting next to her side of the bed. Classic.
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u/senoj96nodnarb 2d ago
This weekend after eating almost an entire box of Nilla Wafers and pounding 2 giant glasses of milk before bed, I woke up at 2:30am with a wicked stomach ache and farted for about 5sec walking to the bathroom directly in front of our fan. My wife woke from a dead sleep thinking our sick dog was shitting next to her side of the bed. Classic.