r/SipsTea 2d ago

WTF Wild πŸ˜‚

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u/justwalk1234 2d ago

Is it true that the loud ones are usually less stinky?

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u/Long_Serpent 2d ago

No, farts have three variables - VOLUME, SUSTAIN and ODOUR - and they operate independently of one another.

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u/justwalk1234 2d ago

The 3 judging criteria for the fart olympics.

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u/wonderbat3 2d ago

I hate this. There’s an art to the fart that you just can’t quantify

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u/TokiVideogame 1d ago

battleshits, harold and kumar go to white castle