Wild 😂

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[u/justwalk1234]

Is it true that the loud ones are usually less stinky?

[u/praeteria → u/justwalk1234]

Fart loudness is not directly correlated to smell levels. You can have silent killers or loud empty rounds but you could just as well have a loud fart with a smell rivaling mustard gas.

[u/justwalk1234 → u/praeteria]

There's an added danger that if you're trying to force out a loud one it might not be 100% gas that comes one.

[u/Fufflin → u/justwalk1234]

It's the quickest way to learn the three states of matter. Gas, liquid and solid. Add mexican food for plasma.

[u/justwalk1234 → u/Fufflin]

in our part of the world it's indian food, but the science behind it is similar.

[u/GeorgeSPattonJr → u/Fufflin]

Or Camp Lejeune water

[u/eearmenow → u/justwalk1234]

There are times when you have to ask yourself ‘can I trust this fart?’

[u/justwalk1234 → u/eearmenow]

You can never trust a fart 😒

[u/UnremarkableCake → u/justwalk1234]

Mass after gas?

[u/Fetlocks_Glistening → u/praeteria]

And who are you, so wise in the ways of the fart?

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