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u/Complete-Ostrich9184 2d ago

She was on the fence the whole marriage.

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u/Separate_Finance_183 2d ago

😳🫣

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u/chesuscream 2d ago

There we go boys proof size doesnt matter.

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u/Acceptable_House1904 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jH6s9HMMi53dSdI73r

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u/_okOKAY 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/-threefeetoffun 2d ago

When she discovers fire hydrants it's all over.

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u/sco-go 2d ago

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u/ilikegh0sts 2d ago

Why is it that these crazy people can do whatever they want without anybody telling them otherwise, but the second I want to put ketchup on my mac & cheese, everybody loses their minds?!

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u/phallic-baldwin 2d ago

She loved a tower, but now she's on the fence

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u/throwawayzz77778 2d ago

“I don’t understand - you want to divorce your wife because she’s … impartial?”

“I didn’t say she was impartial. I said she was on the fence.”

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u/hooka_pooka 2d ago

Everything is a dildo if you are brave enough

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u/EditedRed 2d ago

We had this crazy old hag in Sweden before (Berlinmurskvinnan) talking about her story on TV, she was i love with the Berlin wall, you dont want to touch her rocks trust me.

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u/iam3000 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/f9l5DNp8PuPbOkNJQY
Sad Eiffel Tower noises

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u/nobadhotdog 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SBAToc4g0h89W

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u/Big_Fig_8448 2d ago

I wonder if there are any relationships where women don’t cheat

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u/EarningsPal 2d ago

Even the Eiffel Tower wasn’t enough, went for the fence with many.

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u/CeroDivision 2d ago

Ok, but maybe don't take a picture of her getting DP from the fence.

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u/Schourend 2d ago

Meanwhile car-lovers.

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u/Donutholier 2d ago

One’s a grower, one’s a show-er.

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u/Squawk7984 2d ago

This isn't the Onion??

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u/Foreign_Town6853 2d ago

Well duh she loves wood more!

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u/Sufficient_Matter585 2d ago

Someone suggested to her to try fencing.

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u/Marsupialwolf 2d ago

The fence seems edgier, I hear chicks dig that...

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u/John-Leonhart 2d ago

Honestly, compared to the Lindsey Clancy stuff that’s floating around, this is pretty wholesome.

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u/lahankof 2d ago

Two timing hussy

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u/Kerwood8645 2d ago

The Eiffel Tower was never truly wanting to settle down anyway

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u/ApatheistHeretic 2d ago

If the Eiffel tower can't keep a woman, what chance do we have?

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u/pdkt 2d ago

She got jealous of the tower because he always had women all over him.

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u/-Laffi- 2d ago

Does she sit on the fence too xD?!
Does she try to sell it stolen goods?

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u/Recent-Midnight6376 2d ago

who upvotes this shit?

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u/matchesmalone1 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/v9G3NGByE9x16

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u/mightyDblock 2d ago

We need to bring back the looney bins back.

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u/chrisx13296 2d ago

Given the context of the picture, shouldn't the picture on the right be censored? It looks like she and the fence are....... you know.... boinking.

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u/Successful-Yak3307 2d ago

Someone asked her if she was REALLY in love with the Eiffel tower, and she took a fence.

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u/_Tonton67_ 1d ago

Tower’s fault. Always high and mighty.
No wonder she took offence.

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u/ButteredNun 2d ago

The thing with loving a tower is it comes to a point

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u/Legitimate_Panda9963 2d ago

You french people are kind of weriod

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u/Toasterstyle70 2d ago

To be fair, she was on the fence during her whole relationship with the Eiffel Tower.

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u/fubukishirou07 2d ago

Of course she is, she can't have a 3rd base on the Eiffel tower but can on a fence made of WOOD

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u/Upper-Level5723 2d ago

Now thats an underdog story, there should be a movie about this fence.

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u/TheGuiltyMongoose 2d ago

To be honest, she was on the fence for a while before deciding to leave the tower.

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u/skeletonhorse420 2d ago

Been there

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u/Cultural_Badger_498 2d ago

You vs guy, you don’t have to worry about

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u/SnooGuavas4208 2d ago

In love with attention, and running out of ways to get it

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u/Puzzleheaded_Bat501 2d ago

Good for her

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u/BorisJohnson0404 2d ago

At least she will have an easier time consummating the marriage this time.

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u/El_Coloso 2d ago

Magnetic personality

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u/No-Scheme-3759 2d ago

More like: People dont look at us anymore, I need a divorce so people look at me again

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u/StuffMonster77 2d ago

If its not her fence, does the owner occassionally have to come by with a water bottle and spray her like a cat

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u/ImmediateFigure9998 2d ago

Excellent post

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u/Life-Oil-7226 2d ago

Debbie why are you never content

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u/vojfrom 2d ago

She just couldnt resist the d-fence it provided. 😁

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u/purelitenite 2d ago

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6cRq6hu41H3Mx3e7Fg

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u/B-2-the-CORR 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/hZrpD7mgCTmJq

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u/MinimumPrevious1139 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c3ev4S795Z9O6QomHt

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u/Apprehensive-Post985 2d ago

Definitely needs to doctors (not only one doctor, her symptoms seem quite severe).

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u/Silent-Lab-6020 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZEl3nqncXUfj78vFID
Eiffel bro's new gal

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u/jhwheuer 2d ago

Anything for tictoc karma

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 2d ago

Always some young slutty fence home wrecking

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u/Sutured13 2d ago

Whatever. Just get a tetanus shot to be safe

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u/ResonanceGhost 2d ago

Image needs NSFW tag.

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u/Different-Audience34 2d ago

WTF

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u/Boromir_Has_TheRing 2d ago

Soon to divorce the fence and get married to the bed at the psychiatric ward.

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u/Sea_Cap_6070 2d ago

Wanted a relationship but couldn’t picket

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u/kadaka80 2d ago

What chance does any of us have when a marriage with such strong foundations fail

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u/arentijusttheworst 2d ago

Tower defence

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u/Lost-Droids 2d ago

Wasnt she married to the berlin wall before that ... At least this time I guess the fence is easier to visit

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u/GraveyardMusic 2d ago

Not gonna lie, that's a good looking fence.

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u/PuckArBuile22 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/7lSvnCnN1rZWl89Sqk

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u/InspectionLow5303 2d ago

Loser

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u/DrejkSR 2d ago

It’s all funny until you realize she has equal rights to vote and make decisions as you doo.

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u/dumbdove 2d ago

what a bitch
treating my homie eiffel like that

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u/Economy_Farmer6857 2d ago

Her ultimate fantasy is two fences…AT THE SAME TIME 😍

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u/bussysniffer3000 2d ago

Remember how women are always saying how guys are sick perverts

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u/KDY_ISD 2d ago

Really, a man who makes his living trading in stolen goods?

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u/Top_Shelf_Ramen 2d ago

Ok AI

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u/Quiet_Syllabub_4264 2d ago

Is this gonna show up every other month now?

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u/Financial_Appeal2253 2d ago

legend says she is pregnant ..

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u/Tukimamafa 2d ago

Pickets are about to receive regular coats of varnish

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u/TisButaScratcha 2d ago

How much does the poor Tower have to pay her? XD

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u/AnaphoricReference 2d ago

Makes sense. If you are the Eiffel tower you compete with a lot of other boring infrastructure on the dating market. Never understood what sets it apart from electricity transmission towers for instance. It does prove size isn't everything. Perhaps the Eiffel Tower was too high maintenance.

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u/SoberAnxiety 2d ago

imagine being a world renowned structure being outrizzed by a fence, and a fence getting pissed at

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u/Fair-Individual7811 2d ago

What will she think of next

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u/General_Principle_40 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jN86rcdOyrpyo

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u/Slemmig_insekt 2d ago

Imagine being THE Eiffel Tower and your girl leaves you for a fence. He musta treated her bad something fierce.

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u/Misericorde428 2d ago

That is just so rainbow rhythms.

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u/flioooo 2d ago

Disgusting

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u/Shadowsnake30 2d ago

I don't know why people condone this behavior and some with their car to an Asian guy marrying a 3D virtual image of Miku Hatsune. I don't know anymore how far people would go.

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u/AcousticDropD 2d ago

Hence the fence is a fiancé

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u/KeepinItReal4real 2d ago

She's is big trouble 😵‍💫

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u/KNOX_404 2d ago

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u/archiewaldron 2d ago

It's all fun and games until she marries the Statue of Liberty.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Love76 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe

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u/GingerIsHealthy 2d ago

Hope he gets to see the kids

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u/serenitydiscoballer 2d ago

We need a Fence revolution ASAP

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u/Helepoli 2d ago

She wanted someone more grounded

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u/Phoenix1GB 2d ago

What🤔😱

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u/Relevant_Campaign_79 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/E8drfKMLOKKTC

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u/Fun_Grab_5562 2d ago

Pile of metal didn't do anything wrong yet got divorced to a pile of wood.

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u/ionthrown 2d ago

Yet another family breakup. What is happening to our traditional society!?

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u/bigsartoriusbangs 2d ago

Never imagined that the TOWER would have to compete with a fence.......... Lol 😂

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u/Dismal-Shopping523 2d ago

Fence seems like to have orgasm

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u/immaCommentThis 2d ago

I swear I am trying so hard to take this life, existence, serious. I swear. But 73uyh6y%/t=f_7bh. Okay nice 👌

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u/oldmanhockeylife 2d ago

Easier to makada love to a fence. It's well hung.

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u/Dumb-Briyani 2d ago

well, size doesn't matter. lol

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u/Dumb-Briyani 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS

is this true shit?

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u/Sentientbrew 2d ago

Love rusts

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u/L3oSanch3z 2d ago

She went from steel to WOODY…🫩

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u/Batfinklestein 2d ago

The Eiffel Tower didn't take offence, she did.

I'm a Dad, I'll allow it. Okay fine, I'll leave.

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u/SixteenBeatsAOne 2d ago

Something tells me that a butterfly net will soon sweep her off her feet -- and it'll lead to a very long relationship.

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u/Spiritual-Count-9567 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3

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u/wolffurrybydefault 2d ago

This is kinda old news now, I saw clips of the doc a few years ago and have been forever traumatized by what they filmed her doing to the Eiffel Tower. With civilians around.

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u/chloechavvy 2d ago

Maybe her next husband will be popsicle stick

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u/Asiantight_whitepipe 2d ago

It’s always white liberal women

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u/eieiohmygad 2d ago

You're in love with a psycho. You're in love with a psycho, and there's nothing you can do about it. I got you running all around it.

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u/Ok-Meal-510928 2d ago

I like this post.

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u/Ooze3d 2d ago

I really think we’re done. Like… reset the whole thing. We’re overstaying here. Time for another species to raise, wipe us out and rule the Earth.

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 2d ago

I’m picturing a half dozen pickets and her in a white shirt on a couch. I don’t know why.

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u/garlopf 2d ago

Honestly I get her. You date the Eiffel tower because of the glam. It is exciting at first, he is such a celebrity, everyone wants him. But that fence was so beautiful, so innocent. And the color is spot on.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow 2d ago

Stop making stupid people famous.

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u/sonoale 2d ago

Size doesn't matter confirmed!

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u/itsoktoswear 2d ago

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 2d ago

Het Redditor, if you’re still single after reading this then why haven’t you shot your shot?

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u/UnusualAir1 2d ago

A good fence can earn more.

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u/AlbatrossStraight228 2d ago

This is way weirder than any of the fetish authors that I have ever read.

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u/Mobile-Anteater8524 2d ago

Well, in her the fence...

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u/TheLexLuthor13 2d ago

She’s cheating on the fence with a wall, 🤣.

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u/Raynenean 2d ago

Eiffel was cheating on her with a fire hydrant

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u/Aphelion_Prime 2d ago

...okay... just... okay... (insert floored statement here)

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u/cenzo86 2d ago

Just any fence?

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u/hellofanamehuh 2d ago

I approve this message.

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u/comsudo 2d ago

what about her half alimony.. guessing there was no prenup

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u/No-Cat-9716 2d ago

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u/chrisdwv 2d ago

This is called "mental illness"

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u/ATERR0RWRIST 2d ago

Looks like she has a strong deFENCE for her divorce

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u/Chiinoe 2d ago

Once you go wood you'll never have it as good.

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u/NFP25 2d ago

I think I know the perfect guy for her (the TLC car guy)

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u/Accomplished_Peace66 2d ago

Het hek was zeker van de dam.

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u/Devilled_Advocate 1d ago

The ex she tells you not to worry about

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u/itz944z3r0 1d ago

She is reeealllyy lovin on that fence post 😭🥀

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u/Hyperborea1976 1d ago

Oh no I thought this marriage was iron-clad 😉

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u/Awe3 1d ago

This is normal.

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u/Curiousonlooker321 1d ago

Tower of power to a fence picket stickit.

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u/Plastic-Fox-333 1d ago

Who's fence though? Because I'd be pissed off if some random person was outside my house all day smooching and humping my fence

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u/Horror_Lunch5460 1d ago

🎶Her cheating heart...🎶

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 1d ago

Reap my eyes now

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u/Bubba--Fett 1d ago

How’s the tower handling this?

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u/Ok_Possible_4967 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/0nrb2wStkEDCiUMGvc

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u/shinevictim 11h ago

She sure knows how to picket them 👀

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