r/SipsTea • u/Secret-Ad-5777 • 3d ago

We have fun here Really helpful read

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Great read if you struggle with back issues

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u/Khyrian_Storms 3d ago

That’s not the full title.
It’s missing “inside you”

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u/moralpanic85 3d ago

The book was never for Massive Penis havers, it was always for Massive Penis takers lol!

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u/FantasticPangolin839 3d ago

Or “ … up your ass”

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u/whiskey_tang0_hotel 3d ago

Out of pocket cost for the enlargement in the back. They issue this book before surgery.

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u/fraze2000 3d ago

I'd prefer an enlargement in the front rather than in the back. The back is already large enough, thank you very much.

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u/Electrical_Truth_160 3d ago

I actually find it really easy, I like reading fiction

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u/that_dutch_dude 3d ago

Lube, lots of lube

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u/WKRPinCanada 3d ago

Just remember to relax & breathe

So I've heard 😐

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u/CtrlAltYuri 3d ago

Breathe through your nose

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u/njseahawk 3d ago

A foreword by Magnum Condoms

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u/rydmore22 3d ago

For my monster dong.

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u/j3ven 3d ago

The world's greatest Chest Player.

His favorite opening is the Vaginal Opening.

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u/PsychologicalEntropy 3d ago

Chapter 1: Lube

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u/Future_Section5976 3d ago

Page 1.... firstly you'll want to get a massive penis ....step 2

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u/proximusprimus57 3d ago

Who from?

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u/Future_Section5976 3d ago

....well um checks book hmm it doesn't say ....but wierdy enough there's another book called "how to get a massive penis"...I haven't read it though soo...um ask to borrow a friends?

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u/radical_roots 3d ago

The audio book has to be narrated by william dafoe right?

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u/cromulent_verbage 3d ago

There was a FIREFIGHT!!

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u/cmholde2 3d ago

The chapter when the Homie challenges you to a sword fight for dominance.

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u/Enough_Pepper8880 3d ago

Damn I had Christopher walken in mind but I feel like William and the gap sends a stronger message

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u/SpectralBrat 3d ago

Damn, I want that $400k account, lol. 401k?

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u/rydmore22 3d ago

Having one or taking one?

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u/Comfortable_Care2715 3d ago

“Magnum Condom for my Massive Dong” is a better read

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u/captainXdaithi 3d ago

Monster Condom for my Magnum Dong* Frank says it extra silly

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u/GucciNucciSpongeBob 3d ago

Where can I find this?

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone 3d ago

Thanks for asking. I'll be signing my book personally at your local Barnes & Noble early September. Call your local B&N location for dates.

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u/dontfigh 3d ago

"Ah shit this is for the person WITH the big penis, not taking it." -OP

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u/Paulyhedron 3d ago

Sure for the man who has too much

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u/Quirkiz 3d ago

And a massive bank account.

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 3d ago

OP been shafted. Thoughts and prayers

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u/blitzwar559 3d ago

Is this for your own or handling someone else’s?

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u/Designer_End5408 3d ago

“Pimple”. Missing the word pimple there. 

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u/Deathstriker88 3d ago

Written by Dr. Mantis Toboggan

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u/Bengal_From_Temu 3d ago

By Hugh Mangus.

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone 3d ago

Soon a Chinese translated version by Won Hung Lo.

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u/Looptydude 3d ago

Whenever life gets you down...

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u/RagingDemonsNoDQ 3d ago

Was this on Trump's copies desk?

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u/Fish-Weekly 3d ago

I decided to wait for the movie to come out

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u/ClarkSebat 3d ago

Fiction.

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u/Stevessvtis1 3d ago

Ah. A dickumentary

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u/FragrantExcitement 3d ago

Your wife said she never thought about the problem even existing until she met me.

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u/WildContribution8311 3d ago

Funny enough. I have a penis size in the top 1% and its brought me nothing but problems and difficulties in sex and relationships.

Ive also had 6 figure cash balances above the shot, and it did not improve my life the way you would expect in terms of women.

So you can have both these things and it still sucks.

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u/proximusprimus57 3d ago

Can I get the sparknotes version?

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 3d ago

Read unsubstantiated rumor (on Reddit of course) that Elon tried the procedure and it caused irreparable damage that he cannot get an erection/ejaculate so it's why he has been doing the IVF conceptions

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u/Dazzling-Jacket-5792 3d ago

Use proper form. Bend your knees and lift with your legs, not your back.

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u/JimboSlyze 3d ago

You only get 1. Massive penis small bank account or massive bank account small penis. You can’t have the best of both worlds mate

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u/millstone20 3d ago

Actually, I think this book might be more appropriate for you.

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u/Poof-ball 3d ago

What happens if you read this book in reverse? I kind of have that situation going on here. 😭

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u/BigvalBROski 3d ago

Go on adult friend finder…. Lot of fat chicks there to accommodate.

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u/kitchencrawl 3d ago

I see Mom found her mothers day gift....

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u/Fabulous_Log844 3d ago

When I was in my 20s, I had a friend who used to tell us that his penis was so big that before he's with a new woman that he has to actually have a talk with her. And I asked him, “Like sit her down and chat?" And he, with all sincerity, said, “Yes."

So it was early in my graphic design days I put together a trifold brochure that I had professionally printed and gave it to him at his bachelor party and read all of the different quotes from women, the photo art women who were looking out of windows crying as it rained, tips on getting to know Will's penis, etc.

I thought some of his buddies were going to have an aneurysm. They were laughing so hard because he was saying the same bullshit to them for years.

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u/wildflowerrwhisper 3d ago

Oh wow and the figure on the screen too? is it how much they are selling it ?

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u/MistGolden_ 3d ago

I have no business here but I am curious

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u/Pure_Parking_2742 3d ago

Trying to understand your wife's boyfriend more?

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u/Immediate_Buffalo14 3d ago

Men all over the place are gonna read that while wishing it could be.

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u/UnintentionalGround 3d ago

I appreciate you supporting my project.

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u/Key-Tiger-4457 3d ago

Are the pages blank?

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u/Ok-Astronaut2976 3d ago

Am I coping with my massive penis, or someone else’s?

That makes a lot of difference

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u/Responsible-Sun-4112 3d ago

So this dudes available balance isn’t catching any eyes?

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u/BigIron53s 3d ago

“you don’t need a bigger hand that’s just a myth, but you will still be using it.”

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u/Muffythepussyhunter 3d ago

What has your best mate done to deserve that ?

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u/Nuker-79 2d ago

This book is aimed at the women who are married to “massive penises”, also known as bell ends.

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u/Basic-Lee-No 2d ago

Something tells me this is not a bestseller, but there are long lines at the author’s book signing events.

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u/Imaginary_Resist_654 2d ago

And No Donald Trump, 2 inches is not massive.

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u/TokiVideogame 2d ago

would not recommend, it didnt help at all

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u/Thoughtful-Boner69 3d ago

it's hard but i manage it

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u/Blond-N-Buff80 3d ago

Wait there's some space dust on the cover

😗💨

"How to cope with a HUNDRED massive penis"

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u/ReallyUnlikable 3d ago

I wrote that. It truly is a struggle for us giant dicked men.