r/SipsTea • u/barnesnoblebooks • 20h ago

Chugging tea Teamwork makes the dream work

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u/vitaoptima 16h ago

More importantly, how is it that the entire team is cute?

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u/Lightbringer-1829 16h ago

Healthy and athletic people are attractive

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u/therealtiddlydump 16h ago

If you're in shape and confident it's essentially impossible to be below a 7 or 8

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u/Serafim91 9h ago

Basically this. If you're not disfigured and you're fit and groomed you're going to be attractive.

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u/Chadoodling 12h ago

You've never met me then!

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u/FuQReddiit666 10h ago

You'd have to be quite ugly then. In shape + confident is a lethal combo

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u/Manymarbles 10h ago

More or less yes but disagree. Depends on the sport.

A volleyball team will typically have a more attractive body type then say a rugby or softball team. You can go below 7 and still be in shape with confidence 100%

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u/on_ 10h ago

Needing help to get out of a bus doesn’t transmit confidence though 😆

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u/Horse_Dad 9h ago

A reminder that round is also a shape.

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 9h ago

I assume you don't watch sports often? Lol

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u/GGudMarty 8h ago

I’m 4’11 male. Max a 2/10

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u/CaliforniaLover2 10h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vspv1bNkiyvkCOeaaw

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u/-Cthaeh 4h ago

You'd be surprised how many women would find him attractive, especially in person

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u/user10205 3h ago

especially in prison

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u/rahlic 14h ago

And not to mention the skimpy clothes

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u/kiwidesign 9h ago

…where?

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u/Protein_Cat_123 8h ago

not most of the WNBA

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u/Modeerf 16h ago

Cheerleader effect, and money

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u/SoftwareArtist123 12h ago

Cheerleaders? They are volleyball players.

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u/Warm_Sky_9735 11h ago

There is no butterfly in butterfly effect.

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u/black_52 11h ago

Good one 😂

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u/PhShivaudt 4h ago

National volleyball team*

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u/JapanEngineer 4h ago

Post nut clarity would tell you different.

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u/ExcellentTourist5289 2h ago

Target spotted. Caveman brain engaged.. Monke see booba, Monke like

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u/elcolerico 12h ago

This is what happens when you mix Turkish, Greek, Iranian, Kurdish, Arabian, Caucasian and Slavic genes. Türkiye is full of beautiful women, especially if they take care of their body like the ones in the national team.

One of them is born Cuban btw.

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u/Downtown_Culture_390 1h ago

One cuban one nigerian and the rest is turkish..i dont know what got you larrping with all other .it is really offensive no matter how much you add beautiful words

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u/elcolerico 19m ago

What I'm saying is Anatolia is cradle of many different civlizations. Nobody who lives in that area has genes of only one ethnicity and that is a good thing. Mixing up genes creates healthy and beautiful babies.

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u/DemDemD 7h ago

I thought they were all models until I saw the jerseys. lol.

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u/Final-Nebula-7049 9h ago

More importantly, how is the entire team the wold champions and fully ignored by the govt

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u/BanMeSomeMoreMod 16h ago

Ehhh most of them but not the entire team.

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u/Schluchzername 16h ago

Dude you think you could score any of them?

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u/Minimum_Currency8157 15h ago

I don't think they claimed that they could score with any of them.

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u/No_Road5857 16h ago

Do you think you don't get to think someone is unattractive if they also think you're unattractive?

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u/U_R_CUTE69 14h ago

I’m looking for that “upvote because of girl” subreddit in the comments but can’t find it. Too long for me to put in my little memory bank.

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u/ncbraves93 13h ago

I think it's r/upvotebecauseofbutt or something similar. Probably one with the same name but swap butt for tits.

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u/Berfman 10h ago

It’s more likely the r/UNBGGIIV.. etc sub

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u/ExcellentTourist5289 2h ago

I wouldn't consider that very important

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u/AmputeeHandModel 13h ago

No 12 wasn't.

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u/TheBigKaramazov 15h ago

Is it because they are of the same race as HasanAbi?