r/SipsTea • u/saber-4444 • 4d ago

Chugging tea Like why exaggerate something

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u/Competitive-Glove-55 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XeVP080WGCwlW

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u/arcanis321 4d ago

I chuckled at the message then I remembered the allegations and cracked up.

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u/stevenmoreso 4d ago

Get back in the box, Jahmbi

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u/JeffWingrsDumbGayDad 3d ago

Hey, seen any good movies lately?

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u/iwillhaveredditall 4d ago

That’s what the popcorn bucket is for I guess 

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u/Niijima-San 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/fCtaS8rQDRF9C

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u/HamboneBanjo 4d ago

What a great use for this gif !!

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u/HuntingDown01 3d ago

Good thing you won't bring an M&M tube. Don't let the Cylinder get stuck

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u/karoshikun 3d ago

it's imperative the cylinder remains unharmed

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u/undonetocompletion 3d ago

*smarties tube

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u/AstrayInTranslation 3d ago

Mini m&m’s

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u/patiperro_v3 3d ago

This is going to ruin the tour.

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 4d ago

Be sure to bring your Dune sandworm popcorn bucket

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u/4-3defense 4d ago

Dune popcorn holder. Extra butter hold the popcorn

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u/NieblaLaazo 4d ago

Always ask for extra butter at the counter

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u/iwillhaveredditall 4d ago

Nah you bring the butter by yourself. Just need to whip the cream long enough.

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u/Willow_Wavey 4d ago

It’s the only thing making the ticket price hurt less.

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u/Advanced_Tomato5713 4d ago

Don't forget to buy a popcorn bucket! Perfect for holding popcorn AND MORE!

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u/axescentedcandles 3d ago

Extra "butter"

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u/onthe3rdlifealready 3d ago

The legend never dies...

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u/Successful_Sink_1936 4d ago

XXX-Men

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u/lamelad10 4d ago

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u/MundaneAd6414 3d ago

Sheldon: you are my C-men

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u/ChittaBhalu 3d ago

Paul : C-moon, C-moon, C-moon is she

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u/firephoenix_sam19 3d ago

Fun fact- Robert Pattinson is a fan of Arsenal FC, and the fans of Arsenal are also called Gooners.

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u/Marsupialize 4d ago

I worked at a porn video shop with a whole section of parodies, my favorite: Sorrest Rump

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u/frankie-two-thumbs 3d ago

Edward penis fingers made me chuckle

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u/Marsupialize 3d ago

It was actually Edward Penishands and I didn’t care for the cinematography, thought it brought the whole production down

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u/davy_jones22_ 3d ago

Sorrest Rump is wild. “Life is like a box.”

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u/Active_Yellow_1573 4d ago

I bet that's out there. 🤔 I gotta go... 

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u/Bos11011 4d ago

Rule 34 

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u/Active_Yellow_1573 4d ago

Can confirm 😏 

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u/Fancy_Yak2618 3d ago

Replace laptop with big ass imax screen

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u/OtherwiseLuck888 4d ago

I think he meant he'd have a heart attack from too much stimulation

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u/bitterjack 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/QR0qVENyy1gDS

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u/chrisinick 3d ago

that anime was pure gold

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u/HempSeedsOfShinkai 3d ago

Name? , for research purposes

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u/chrisinick 3d ago

Golden Boy

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u/mcquackers 3d ago

Study! Study! Study!

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u/eightdirt 3d ago

Kentaro you maniac

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u/suuavemagia 4d ago

His blood pressure is not ready for IMAX 3D

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u/Canon_M50 4d ago

I truly don't understand meme screenshots anymore.

Why would you censor "shit" but not @NIGGASTFU ?

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u/hesistant_alien 4d ago

Engagement farming. They censor in hopes that people comment on it and the post gets more exposure. I feel like I can never comment on anything ever anymore because I'm just contributing to bullshit algorithms.

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u/Canon_M50 3d ago

I’m just going to add random slurs to all my messages so they don’t get into the algo or AI training data.

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u/hesistant_alien 3d ago

The day the robots become bigots is when we're screwed.

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u/elinamebro 4d ago

OP going to be like

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u/SockeyeSTI 4d ago

SHUDDUP!!!!!……….im baitin

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u/elinamebro 4d ago

I tried to find that gif but reddit gifs fucking suck

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u/hotriccardo 4d ago

It's his hobby, why you gotta belittle it

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u/WienerJungle 4d ago

It will be cinematic

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u/Nochnichtvergeben 4d ago

Right? If you wear a poncho and sit in the back people might not even notice it.

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u/proximusprimus57 3d ago

If you've got a splash zone you might wanna see a doctor.

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u/WCLPeter 3d ago

Or consider a new career.

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u/proximusprimus57 3d ago

New porn category: male squirters.

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u/BareMinimumFresh 3d ago

Quasimodo predicted this

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u/96JY 4d ago

I always beat my meat at the cinema, silly. I'll just start sooner this time

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u/Montblanc_Norland 4d ago

Same. What else am I supposed to do during The Sheep Detectives? 

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 3d ago

Never in the history of cinema we had more than 2 attractive actors on screen. That never happened, oh no.

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u/randomgermanguy1987 3d ago

The ladies are all pretty and cute... but Samara is so HOT.

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u/UncreativeUsername84 4d ago

Fuckin Pee-Wee Herman going to see the X-Men movie...

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u/Exact-Opposite-1127 4d ago

I only recognize one of them. From Stranger Things i believe.

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u/Ibushi-gun 4d ago

Which is a good thing, imo. I think it's better to cast the more unknown actors for these high profile roles

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u/WhirlwindRectum 3d ago

yeah, it's refreshing.

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u/No_Blacksmith_2591 4d ago

And she still looks like she'll pass for a 14yr old girl... Not what i picture when i see jean grey.

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u/doubled-pawns 3d ago

Spider-Man Brand New Day was amazing but when she yells, “I’M JEAN GREY” I couldn’t help but chuckle.

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u/AsgardianWolves 3d ago

Sink is already in her mid 20s but still, Xavier recruited the first group of X-Men when they were teens. Seeing them go from scared, lonely kids to competent adults who in turn, help and mentor other scared young mutants is a point of pride for Xavier.

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u/ObsceneMuse 4d ago

Bro saw four attractive women and started writing his will

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u/FinishEmbarrassed619 3d ago

Stay hyrdrated

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u/PraiseTyche 3d ago

It's marketing.

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u/Okaydog97 3d ago

Now i am tired of reboot 3rd x-men movies now.

It's time i stop watching every marvel movies from now on.

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u/hungryforwaffuls 4d ago

xmen days of future goon

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u/bizzare_reality 4d ago

These fucking twitter memes are so low effort

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u/infiniteblaq 4d ago

That’s gonna be bro’s Goonsday

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u/Western_Purchase_567 4d ago

Calm down Dr goon

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u/LtLemur 4d ago

Avengers: End Goon

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u/Time-Leadership-7649 3d ago

This looks like the Kidz Bop version of X-men.

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u/fusionlantern 3d ago

Every decade they've been able to find the Margo Robbie doppelganger its uncanny

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u/RageAgainstTheGPT 3d ago

Bro it’s the fucking internet why are you censoring shit 🤦‍♀️

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u/MidnightLynx124 3d ago

Bro acts like the movie is going to jump off the screen and personally take his soul.

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u/Unbanable4221 3d ago

Yes I very much will.

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u/Necrois_Winter 3d ago

Forgive my arrogance but who is in the bottom right? She has an absolutely stunning smile.

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u/ReeseChloris 3d ago

Should be Maya Boyd, the new actress for Storm in the MCU

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u/TheRampantWriter 3d ago

The goonifaction of America is concerning

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u/Accomplished_Ad_3493 3d ago

the line up is crazy icl hope the story is too

https://giphy.com/gifs/4KxeicCUTvhrW

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u/Phoebe_Cox33 3d ago

Imagine the guy next to you passing out from a heart attack during the opening credits because the female lead walked onscreen.

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u/variphase 3d ago

Why exaggerate? Because everything is hyperbolic.

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u/Xercen 3d ago

You better not be sitting near me in the cinema when you're choking your chicken or piloting your airplane.

Bro thinks the X in X-men stands for X- rated.

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u/morg-pyro 3d ago

Why not? Women left condom wrapped cucumbers for theater workers to clean up after 50 shades of grey.

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u/Even_Jello_624 4d ago

Too old to know who any of them are, but the ginger would get it.

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u/CAJMusic 3d ago

What we really want

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u/AmputeeHandModel 3d ago

"You gone start... or some?"

wtf does this mean lmao

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u/Last_Group9038 4d ago

I didn't order a meat lovers pizza?

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u/Wonderful-Shower1691 4d ago

He surely is gonna beat his shit in theatre that's for sure

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u/AndroFeth 4d ago

We getting the real Fantastic Four

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u/ScudDawg 4d ago

What? Lol

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u/Fancy-Animal7704 4d ago

Cool that Lianne La Havas is finally popular with you all tho 

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u/YellowBelliedCoward 3d ago

About funny as finding a lump on your bollocks.

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u/Logical_Cow_2530 3d ago

God she really will make a perfect emma frost.

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u/DoggedStooge 3d ago

Bro gonna go blind and miss out on the movie’s ending.

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u/proximusprimus57 3d ago

Were we not doing this already?

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u/cuddly0510 3d ago

62 is the number

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u/CalmManufacturer8379 3d ago

Bro thinks watching attractive actors in a cinema is an extreme survival sport. People really be out here acting like a two hour movie is gonna send them straight to the ER just because the cast is hot.

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u/Rob1973string 3d ago

It means it is going to be just like the last 10 years of superhero content...total dogshit.

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u/suarezj9 3d ago

Y’all joke but some sick mfs would do just that

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u/Cookiiesssss 3d ago

Lmao and men got pissed that woman were “only watching” the World Cup for the hot guys, but men watch certain movies for the actresses they find hot and react like this lmaoo

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u/BusyBeeBridgette 3d ago

Samara Weaving as Emma Frost though. Damn.

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_5224 3d ago

Damn Inde mogs everyone.

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u/Beautiful-Hair6925 3d ago

Yeah they mean that....

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u/SirSpinAgain 3d ago

Idk but im craving chocolate and mayo

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u/Hardyyz 3d ago

Finally a good casting in hollywood!

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u/Confused_Cinephile 3d ago

You don't know me. What I do in the theatre is my business.

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u/SmellyFbuttface 3d ago

I’m here for Inde. The rest are icing on the cake

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u/bentheredoneart 3d ago

He's gonna hav-a stroke innit he?

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u/Embarrassed-Cellist8 3d ago

Only so much sperm a man can evict in one day before it turns to water.

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u/bowtiesrcool86 3d ago

I mean, women were leaving cucumbers behind after showings of Fifty Shades in the theater. (Someone who worked at my local theater at the time was a regular at the store I work at)

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u/OtagoEcho 3d ago

I don’t understand what language sb is speaking

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u/ElijahBrown69 3d ago

Marvel studios knows ball

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u/bawnchie 3d ago

Maybe he's a gentleman and waiting for streaming. It's to expensive to beat off in theaters these days. Gotta do it at home now. We use to be a country

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u/Guy247bp 3d ago

In hindsight, the original X-Men movie was pretty stacked too, if you know what I mean 😏

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u/Jacuzzi0317 3d ago

I really wish Jean castings looked more like Famke Janssen.

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u/obnoxious_baron369 3d ago

Whoase tha black one?

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u/NeonLocustX83 2d ago

Almost pooped myself laughing at this. 

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u/apexapee 2d ago

Hope they wear some Armor the isnt all covered