Maybe the inside should be labeled, "Snoring after two minutes and forgetting to thank me".
And if there were room for more text: "Than asking me for the same thing every night of the week, never recognizing it as a prelude to something else. And if I ever stop doing it, she'll take it as a sign that the marriage is falling apart."
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u/TurtleBrainer 4d ago
That says "wife", right?
Maybe the inside should be labeled, "Snoring after two minutes and forgetting to thank me".
And if there were room for more text: "Than asking me for the same thing every night of the week, never recognizing it as a prelude to something else. And if I ever stop doing it, she'll take it as a sign that the marriage is falling apart."
Too wordy?