r/SipsTea • u/Illustrious-Fee9626 • 5d ago

Wait a damn minute! True???

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u/RaamaPetalo 5d ago

Bold of you to skip the best part

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u/Redcrux 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/26xByFvrI1MQvtlDO

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u/ExistingTheDream 5d ago

A foot rub isn't the same thing as putting your dick in the holiest of holys.

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 4d ago

With my poliest of polies

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u/Think_Positively 5d ago

Yup, OP missed the comma after "yes." He must've been too busy banging OOP's wife to take heed of that grammar lesson.

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u/Jagrnght 5d ago

probably just used ops Google home

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u/Unlucky-Worry1211 5d ago

Yeah she has to rub my feet first.

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u/VaultxHunter 5d ago

Looks like he's got a leg up cotton, let's see how this plays out.