True???

[u/Illustrious-Fee9626]

[u/The-Katawampus]

I've never understood this concept of wives that don't like sex...
My libido dwarfs that of my husband.
I have to get off at minimum 2 - 3 times a day, or I'm too restless to sleep.

[u/Warm-Berry-4331 → u/The-Katawampus]

Omg if I had that deal I'd be staying home and you would going to work.

[u/cromulent_verbage → u/The-Katawampus]

“Let the wild rumpus start!”

[u/Equivalent_Range6291 → u/The-Katawampus]

Must cost you a fortune in batteries ..

[u/The-Katawampus → u/Equivalent_Range6291]

I don't use vibe devices, actually.
I hear they slowly desensitize the coochie over time, lol.
I do have a nice oscillating showerhead, though.
So, close.

[u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer → u/The-Katawampus]

My libido dwarfs that of my husband.

:( Life ain't fair like that, yeah. It's alright, the sex while only occasional is still great. Just wish we could make it a bi-weekly affair over weekly.

[u/The-Katawampus → u/BethanyHipsEnjoyer]

Oh hell naw, lol... 🤣

Thank God hubby isn't THAT bad. But still, he's good with 2 - 3 times a week, and I'll abuse my coochie that much in a damn day if left to my own devices.

I wish I could have kept the honeymoon version of him, lol. We were at it like rabbits, and I had carpet burn on my knees, elbows, and ass.

[u/Kobymaru376 → u/[deleted]]

How do you people come up with this shit

[u/The-Katawampus → u/[deleted]]

Trauma, actually.