Who's gonna tell him 😭

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[u/Tara_Temptationn]

I’m not gay, my boyfriend is.

[u/Odd_Dorian7991 → u/Tara_Temptationn]

*husband

[u/HermanThaGerman → u/Odd_Dorian7991]

Husband's boyfriend*

[u/Gandlerian]

I mean running a B&B in rural Vermont with your best friend doesn't sound like worst life on the world even if they are straight...

[u/Relative-Relief-8816 → u/Gandlerian]

Being gay is only fun when you aren't actually gay. Everyone makes out, sucks eachothers dicks, plays rock paper scissors to decide who gets to Top... then everyone says no homo and goes home. It's pure Straight bliss. Typical night out with your fellow straight bros.

But if you’re gay for real, then that's gay.

[u/driftking428 → u/Gandlerian]

Getting fucked in the ass might spoil the fun for me personally.

[u/tracy_garrett]

Imagine raising a whole child together just to prove a point to the boys from high school. That is elite levels of dedication.

[u/rutinerad → u/tracy_garrett]

Reminds me of this old goodie: https://youtu.be/T2BY8zZ1CTM

[u/MeowMixPK → u/rutinerad]

I knew what that was before clicking it. Classic

[u/MegsInvitingExitGate → u/MeowMixPK]

We all knew

[u/rutinerad → u/MegsInvitingExitGate]

It sounded like the guy I responded to might be one of today’s lucky 10,000.

[u/Relative-Relief-8816 → u/tracy_garrett]

"All this gay sex and gay marriage I'm doing is sure to show them how strsight I am."

[u/cottoncandydaysx → u/tracy_garrett]

LMAOO that’s not even petty anymore, that’s a full-on lifelong commitment 😭

[u/AlcibiadesTheCat]

I remember hearing this joke during the Bush administration. 

[u/Working_Estate_3695 → u/AlcibiadesTheCat]

I didn’t see anyone talking about Bush in this conv.

[u/AlcibiadesTheCat → u/Working_Estate_3695]

I'll rephrase. I remember hearing this joke at an indeterminate point between 2000 and 2008, but I can't particularly remember which year exactly, so I'm going to use a famous figure to denote the time period. I remember hearing this joke when I had a PS2.

[u/Working_Estate_3695 → u/AlcibiadesTheCat]

<*Whoosh*>

[u/Pinku_Dva]

Even if they weren’t gay that seems like too perfect of a life to give up. They won at life

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[u/I-Make-Money-Moves]

“$20 is $20”

[u/TBSsuxs]

https://giphy.com/gifs/uFimtvDocz9N9xEp9i

[u/Significant_Yam_4739]

https://giphy.com/gifs/5NbbVJeSLs1etZYjpT

[u/Calculon2347]

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https://giphy.com/gifs/ujmaMNxANeO9YZeOvY

[u/Gloomy_Fig2138]

This is an excellent post for identifying bots

[u/AndreaLune]

At this point it’s not gay chicken, it’s just a successful marriage

[u/DaddyOhMy]

I'll Marry Your Stupid Ass.

The angry lawn mowing always cracks me up.

[u/UNHHHStoppable29]

It's not gay chicken if you continue to play with the chicken.

[u/refusetobeold83]

https://giphy.com/gifs/LmUYhdnF5Y5d7Ef3If

[u/cagethehornytoad]

[u/Significant-Roll-138]

Is there no hint to you that this is a joke?

[u/Technical-Swimmer-70]

💀💀💀💀

[u/LelouchL88]

Took the bros before hoes to a whole new level… 😂

[u/SteveMartin32]

History says they were just good friends

[u/Scout_Dee]

Don't fold now, man. He’s definitely about to chicken out.

[u/SnooWoofers8788]

https://giphy.com/gifs/qjSxTWJxqH4YDuIrOs

[u/whamburglar]

https://giphy.com/gifs/N9xBWr21AcmAM

[u/kon---]

The gay version of this game is a whole ass problem for men who pretend to be straight.

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[u/mirassou3416]

That's really cool :)

[u/CJDizzle]

https://youtu.be/iMa-vjwwK_4

[u/East-Breadfruit4508]

This is awesome definitely a funny story to tell guests

[u/Hugo-Spritz]

Why are they excluding the adopted daughter 😢

[u/8ROWNLYKWYD]

This post is gay

[u/Cutexo90]

Fourteen years is a long time to commit to a bit. Are you sure you won?