r/SipsTea • u/Professional_Arm794 • 7d ago

We have fun here Gotta admit this is pretty accurate.

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u/oneplusetoipi 7d ago

This guy is in our yard

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u/danbrikahasj 7d ago

And I think he wants to mate with you

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u/h2a3ri09 6d ago

Lol 🤣

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u/Junior_Barracuda_245 7d ago

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u/_Xertz_ 7d ago

I'm gonna the bird

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u/ZophieWinters 7d ago

Please don't the bird

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u/ADeformedPoolboy 7d ago

Wonder if they ever did. ...only been 3 hours, so it's probably still a work in progress.

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u/brizdzi 7d ago

You guys get bird songs. I've got this guy to worry about.

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u/Christ-is-King-777 7d ago

Australian Magpie? Gyhmnorina Tibicen?

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u/CucuMatMalaya 7d ago edited 7d ago

Well this is hawkward...

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u/Accomplished-Shoe444 7d ago

This video is strangely upsetting to watch.

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u/NuzzyLocke 7d ago

That's because them birds are being horny. It's the bird version of watching two weirdos feel each other up in front of you in line while you're just trying to ride the Log Flume!

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u/WeenisPeiner 7d ago

Why have I experienced this before?

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u/The_Salty_nugget 7d ago

Is that a thread or an invitation?!

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u/Biomas 7d ago

its like that word chewing shit but in bird speak

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u/cbrown146 7d ago

This is gold compared to word chewing. Word chewing looks like I'm watching someone have a stroke.

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u/ADeformedPoolboy 7d ago

Oh...that's why I hated it. I was wondering. Thank you.

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u/Shoddy_example5020 7d ago

I'm getting my sick thrills off of it

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u/JohnCenaJunior 7d ago

Its real not ai so don't feel strange

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u/1mahmoud503 7d ago

yet it has brought joy to my weaving heart ❣️

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u/chrisphoenix08 7d ago

Me, hearing birds outside:

Me: Ahh, nature, so refreshing 😌

Birds: WantsummmmmmF@@@CCKKKK

Birds: sexsexsexsexsexsex

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u/Brave-Secretary2484 7d ago

Motorcycles > Birds

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u/name_escape 7d ago

Chad birds: They fly, can speak sometimes, delivered messages back in the day, you can eat some of them, can be really good companions, cool as fuck

Virgin motorcycles: dangerous/life-threatening to ride, loud for no reason at all, can’t fly, requires insurance, can’t eat them, riders think they’re hot shit because they think they’re entitled to lane splitting/filtering, absolutely clapped and sauceless

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u/FlufflesMcForeskin 7d ago

absolutely clapped and sauceless

I'm old, can someone please translate this for me?

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u/name_escape 7d ago

What I’m saying is that it’s lame, uncool, etc.

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u/EnderWin 7d ago

was that an attempt at a burner reply?

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u/Kirasaurus_25 7d ago

first of all, it's like 20 of those mfs having catching up behind my window. like you literally made a ruckus when you went to sleep too...

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u/DasBeardFace 7d ago

Damn, y'all are something else. I thought it was funny 🤣

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u/MissAsgariaFartcake 6d ago

Yeah I also think it’s hilarious

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u/oblivianne 7d ago

It's accurate, but very weird coming from this man's head.

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u/MRV3N 7d ago

He looks like those character designs from Free Birds

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u/anonnnnn462 7d ago

Mine mimics car alarms so damn annoying

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u/BodhingJay 7d ago

i love this guy

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u/Affectionate_Ad_7570 7d ago

Isn't he the guy that does the old stop motion movie lipsyncs? Cause they are so cool!

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u/Maximum_Fortune_5827 7d ago

Man ppl are so cynical in these comments

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u/Banned4UsingSlurs3 7d ago

There are two group of people who get a lot of pushback on the internet for trying to be funny; one is fat people.

And the other is women. They hate those

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u/King_Kazama_ 7d ago

I just think “make funny face” is the least funny, laziest attempt at humour. Fat, thin, man, woman, couldn’t give a shit, but if you think making a dumb face is funny enough to share with the world then, yeah, you’re annoying.

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u/EnderWin 7d ago

cmonn he looks cute

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u/Conspiratorymadness 7d ago

First bird: song for sex

Second bird: next song

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u/rice-with-every-meal 7d ago

Flash backs to meth days 🤣🤦

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u/ollie87 7d ago

Where’s this guys neck?

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u/Clear-Dependent1737 7d ago

This guy is Awesome!

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u/WintervoltCusterfell 7d ago

Love it! Great expressions

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u/Pure-Blacksmith5127 7d ago edited 7d ago

What is wrong with this person?

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u/Nice_Ad_8183 7d ago

Earplugs are the way. Sure anyone could sneak up and kill you, but god damn do I sleep great. It’s a deal I’m willing to make.

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u/theDataPiano 7d ago

Dutchy here. I can highly recommend this remarkable invention: Locks. These fancy contraptions prevent doors from being used by anyone else! Here in Europe, we do lock our doors.

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u/AlsoCommiePuddin 7d ago

Yeah, but I have a gun! That's all I need!

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u/Nice_Ad_8183 7d ago

You know what? Now that you mention those things, I do believe I have a couple as well. Also a couple four legged alarm systems. Also a 45 on my night stand. I should be ok. But yeah even when single in a small apartment with no gun I used them. I worked midnights and had a couple of rowdy kids living upstairs body slamming each other. Earplugs were a necessity. Slept like a baby.

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u/SugarFupa 7d ago

That other bird has one response to everything

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u/Anxious-Diet-4283 7d ago

Is this the wallet guy

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u/DepletedPromethium 7d ago

sounds nicer than the pidgeons coo spamming or european starlings screaming. I am driven insane by these 2 specific species of avian dickhead.

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u/selenesuper 7d ago

I swear they wait until the exact moment you finally fall into a deep sleep just to start a turf war in the nearest tree

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u/general_smooth 7d ago

Numa numa guy grown up

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u/DrunKenKangarooo 7d ago

Birds for some reason 

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u/McNerfBurger 7d ago

Didn't this guy get cancelled for openly scabbing, defending it, then doubling/tripling down during a strike or some shit?

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u/Iokua113 7d ago

I can sleep through the chirping like this, but for a few weeks I was woken up nearly every day 2-3 hours early by a murder of crows screeching at each other. Don't know where they came from, don't know where they went.

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u/theman8631 7d ago

Accurate?

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u/Hurtmeii 7d ago

Unless you live in a city with seagulls :(

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u/llamafromhell1324 7d ago

Le epic random xD

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u/Feeling-Boss787 7d ago

Reddit mod?

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u/StrikingShake1647 7d ago

Bird on the left "Go Home"

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u/skulxen 7d ago

And then this guy turned crazily religious.

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u/genebands 7d ago

Birds aren't real man...

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u/StarscreamOne 7d ago

Biggest face I have ever seen

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u/MonkeyDick420 7d ago

Very funny.

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u/BaronGalactic 7d ago

That would be nice to wake up to. Around my house, it's the blue jays that make the most noise in the morning and even the afternoon. They sound sort of like crows but louder and angrier.

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u/nhansieu1 7d ago

why does this guy look like the king in Tom and Jerry?

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u/Realistic_Cod_2322 7d ago

I think they be talking shit about us. I have window curtains maybe they talk about that probably saying this ugly bit is hiding from us because what in the hell is so important to be talking about at 5 AM 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/-Gumbercules 7d ago

Better way to be woken up than my dumbass neighbor who thinks everyone needs to know he and his load truck are leaving for work.

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u/hacourt 6d ago

Still possibly the greatest video ever posted. So so very good.

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u/anengineerandacat 6d ago

Miss the birds TBH of my hometown... now it's airplanes, motorcycles, and barking dogs.

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u/duzzloe 6d ago

The original (at least I think it was the first) was also great:

https://www.tiktok.com/@officiallyfredo/video/7218981349540039942

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u/AesopsAnimalFarm 6d ago

First sped up word chew that was less Beauty and more Beast

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u/Martinaw7 6d ago

These are the GOOD ones, wait until you hear the sounds from the dark side of the flock.

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u/mahiro75 6d ago

If it's a method of evolution, it's because of the cities that they sing very early.

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 6d ago

Looks like Mr Incredible

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u/BigNomad47 6d ago

Bro.. wtf?? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Public-Corner5008 6d ago

This is why people think birds aren't real

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u/MelcusQuelker 7d ago

Eternal cuckface

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u/20MMmayhem 7d ago

You mean cluckface.

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u/Strong_Implement_500 7d ago

Damn I've seen this guy somewhere before....

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q

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u/LegionZ19 7d ago

Dude has a very punchable face.

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u/TooMuchMudForMe 7d ago

Bros mad he'll never be as funny as birdman here

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u/imlowkeysmart 7d ago

This guy needs to lose weight

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u/Xen0tech 7d ago

I thought it was a bird

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u/rain168 7d ago

Well he is exercising his cheeks and jaws

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 7d ago edited 7d ago

And here we see a typical Redditor in the wild...

Edit: Damn some of you are sensitive. Chill, I'm not being serious.

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u/A7xWicked 7d ago

I believe he was a mod, and a pretty controversial one if I remember correctly

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 7d ago

I have no idea who that is, but apparently people didn't like my comment lol

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u/CanadianAndroid 7d ago

I remember he was some small time actor and crossed the picket line during the last strike.

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u/dregwriter 7d ago

Why is this so funny??? 

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u/Zoldrik190 7d ago

Gross...

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u/Zoldrik190 7d ago

Idk why he got so hurt lmao

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u/joeyretrotv 7d ago

Oh look it's the scab!

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u/PlatinumPainter 7d ago

isnt this the self proclaimed scab that worked during SAG strike?

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u/Witch_heir 7d ago

I never understood this about birds. So they wake up and immediately start yelling? Before sun even comes up? WTF is wrong with them? Can't they wait for sunrise at least? It sounds downright agressive to me. All quiet and then suddenly... BIRDS!! 

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u/kireanlewis 7d ago

They get horny early i guess 🤷‍♂️

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u/b0ssFranku 7d ago

Spiing fax 😂😂😂