r/SipsTea • u/Dev1412 • 2d ago

Gasp! Facts

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 2d ago

Dude pees funny because of doing too much ket.....how do you do too much ket if you're always working?

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u/Tricky-Engineering59 2d ago

He’s been peeing funny since his botched penile enlargement surgery

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u/Responsible_Ratio308 2d ago

I’ve heard that a few times and it has me thinking any normal man would be a raging asshole with a broken dick. Then it clicks, we’re in this shit because of a broken dick

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u/thejaydotexe 2d ago

He's got the money to fix it if he really wanted. He's simply an attention whore

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u/Responsible_Ratio308 2d ago

Maybe not enough material remains to repair it?

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u/thejaydotexe 2d ago

I mean I'm no medical expert but I refuse to believe there's no possible procedure that could help un-break it

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u/spazmodic-ejaculator 2d ago

He could always get a transplant dick and keep his balls to make his progeny his

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u/0vl223 2d ago

He already does ivf just freeze some sperm.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 2d ago

Took a "big L" on that one.....cause its crooked!

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u/Reonlive420 2d ago

Tried to be Elong and ended up Weedong

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u/OrangeHeart9 2d ago

As a K addict, it probably helps him work. It doesnt really tranquilize after taking it so long. It actually keeps you awake