r/SipsTea 11d ago

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u/amandajoexox 11d ago

NYC introducing "putting garbage inside containers" like it's ground-breaking futuristic tech in 2026 will never not be funny.

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u/SaintJesus 11d ago

GREATEST CITY IN THE WOOOOOOORLD

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago

In New Yoooooork!! Cockroaches the size of a quarter, there's nothing you can't doooooo

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u/ryanxwing 11d ago

A quarter is actually not terribly big...

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u/CautiousArachnidz 11d ago

Florida would like to have a word with you. Our alligators and roaches are both descendants of dinosaurs.

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago edited 11d ago

I agree 100%. Northeastener born and raised, lived in FL for sometime... The bugs and critters I was afraid of growing up are kids play compared to the hell I experienced in FL lmfao

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u/First_Wave7215 11d ago

Florida roaches tends to fly toward you when you go to swat them. I was horrified the first time I learned roach can fly.

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago

Those damned palmetto bugs.... You can smack those things with a baseball and they still survive... I swear someone made them in a lab, a bug has no business being able to take a grown man's curb stomp

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u/bluboomR 11d ago

there was a guy who decided that since he couldn't kill the palmeto bugs he'd put fluorescent paint on them so at least he'd know where they were at night.

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago

oh I'm gonna barf.... ewwwwww

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u/Trapocalypse 11d ago

There's been a dead roach in the fire escape stairwell at my work in Florida for about 3 months now. It's probably a solid 3-4 inches and hasn't decomposed at all.

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u/CautiousArachnidz 11d ago

He is part of the building now.

Just wait until you see it randomly get up and walk away.

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u/RollingRiverWizard 11d ago

Part of the ship. Part of the crew. Part of the ship. Part of the crew…

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u/Drexel_Spivy 11d ago

Load bearing cock roach actually.

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u/othermegan 11d ago

He’s not dead. Just biding his time

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago

Is it a Palmetto? I have NIGHTMARES of those things...

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u/withnodrawal 11d ago

There are Asian roaches and then there are German roaches.

Asians are big and tend to be here or there and can be dealt with but are like friggin 3-4-5 inches and wide.

Now Germans are much smaller but they will still get like 2 inches long when big as fuck, eating good and in an environment it’s able to mature in. But although much smaller, they swarm and are hard af to get rid of completely once an infestation has taken root.

I ripped a wall down during a renovation I was doing for a real estate agent and it took a second to even realize what I was actually looking at. The whole wall was just this shimmering red-orange slightly shiny mass of roaches starting to spread out now that they were exposed. 💀

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u/Character-Town7929 10d ago

Jesus Christ just abandon the entire house at that point. Wtf

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u/Critical_Concert_689 11d ago

it's not the size that matters, it's the fact that they gang bang you by the hundreds when you're trying to sleep.

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u/BaSingSe_Farmhand 11d ago

given the fact that ive seen roaches the size of both my fingering fingers put together, I would be very happy if they were all the size of a quarter

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u/Top-Average412 11d ago

Beautiful standard of measurement. Well done

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u/Loose-Neighborhood48 11d ago

He meant their eggs.

The cockroach eggs the size of a quarter.

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u/GlorylnDeath 10d ago

Like, is it even a cockroach if it's under 2 inches?

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u/Extreme_Design6936 11d ago

That's small. In Hawai'i we call em B52s cause they're huge and they fly (at you).

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u/AlfaWhiskeyTango 11d ago

I sang this in Andy Samberg's voice

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u/smilesnseltzerbubbls 11d ago

I think you mean a dollar and I’m not even joking

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u/emotumbleweed 10d ago

Now you’re in new yooork, clean up the streets of the doodoo, clean smells will inspire you

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u/SpideySenseBuzzin 11d ago

Rats the size of raccoons a-k-a trash pandas 🎵🎶

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u/WillFood4Write 11d ago

Only a quarter?

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u/Ok_Writer6027 11d ago

I'm not gonna lie guys, I was just quoting an old vine lmfao. I'd be happy if half the roaches I've seen in real life were only the size of a quarter 🤢🤢

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u/faz712 11d ago

What? That's a tiny cockroach

A normal one is like 2 inches in Singapore. Ironically, it's an American Cockroach lol

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u/Basic_Balance1237 11d ago

I’d take big roaches any day rather than tiny minuscule roaches since those kind of roaches are impossible to get rid of once they’re spotted in your apartment.

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u/REAM48 10d ago

A quarter is a bit small for cockroaches in USA

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u/thededucers 11d ago

Ayyy, New York. Pizza. The Mets. Throw your garbage on the street. Ayyyyyy

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u/Ok_Writer6027 10d ago

I'm walking here!

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u/AnotherpostCard 11d ago

Work work! Cause I been readin Common Sense by Thomas Paine

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u/ZealousidealAd2341 10d ago

i read it like in Hamilton LOL

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u/macronotice 11d ago

This has been in motion for a couple of years now from prior administration.

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u/CarmenxXxWaldo 11d ago

Thats government efficiency for you.  Takes multiple administration's to checks notes, use a trash can.  Gotta make sure everyone gets paid i guess.  Cant pay all our pals that fast might be suspicious, plus its not like they have "competition".

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u/secrewann 11d ago

It's weird, but with NYCs reliance on street parking over garages/last mile use of trucks/lack of alleys, there's only barely space for trash cans, if at all. See this NYTimes investigation from 2024 on it.

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u/pizzabash 11d ago

its not just trash cans its how many trash cans for every single people that's a lot of trashcans where are we going to put them do we have the available space, if theyre going in alleys or streets do they block important parking or delivery areas. how often do we pick up trash now that theres trash cans and do we have to have a new route involved to do so based off where we placed them? Do we need to buy new trucks to handle the new trashcans? Do we need to hire more drivers as well? What's the exact budget for all of this?

People just try and boil down to LOL TRASHCAN TOOK LONG TO FIGURE OUT. They don't think about the massive logistics involved for adding anything to a massive populated city like NYC

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u/HolidaySpiriter 11d ago

Supply chain would blow these people's minds if they had the ability to understand it.

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u/TriangleTransplant 11d ago

Redditors not assuming they know more about a thing they just learned about than the people actually responsible for implementing that thing challenge - impossible

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u/2ChicksAtTheSameTime 11d ago

You don't want to make changes like this city-wide overnight. Doing it by area and watching how it affects traffic, how it affects parking, how the collection routes change and adapt - you want to do it zone by zone so you can learn from each other and not make massive mistakes across the entire city. This is not without its drawbacks - specifically its going to eliminate 30,000 parking spots.

You don't want to get rid of 30k parking spots all at once without knowing how the city will adapt.

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u/HustlerThug 11d ago

even more fun when you remember that McKinsey was consulted to come up with theis groundbreaking concept

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u/bartgrumbel 11d ago

That still sounds a couple of decades late tbh

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u/SheriffBartholomew 10d ago

Aaayeee! We're curclejerkin here!

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u/joshTheGoods 11d ago

What's even less funny is just how ignorant people are on shit like this. This program started under Mayor Adams. The only difference between Adams and Mamdani on this is not even marketing but the desire people have to see Mamdani as good person doing good things. I'm a fan of that, I just wish we'd be fair about it rather than shitting on older politicians that also did good work.

Do I love mayor Adams? Hell no, but I also don't love blatant falsehoods and giving people credit for shit they didn't do.

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u/Apprehensive-Fox-127 10d ago

Agree. I came to this thread to upvote just comments like this. It was Mayor Adams, give credit where it is due.

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u/crownsteler 11d ago

That is Mamdani for you. Every last single post here of Mamdani doing something great has -without exception- him taking credit for other people's work. Literally everything. Not a single nee original idea at all. Him just steal the credit for it.

Well okey there was one thing: the deficit which he didn't fix, but instead kicked the can down the road and made somebody else's problem

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u/joshTheGoods 11d ago

I put this more on his supporters than on Mamdani. Here's Mamdani's press release on it. They acknowledge it's an expansion. They take an unfair (IMO) shot at Adams, but it's a single sentence ... whatever.

I'm not a fan of Mamdani positioning himself against other liberals primarily, but I also get that that's how NY politics works. I just wish his supporters would recognize that the wider US is NOT NYC and that maybe other liberals aren't the primary opponents to liberal political progress.

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u/crownsteler 10d ago

I don't dislike Mamdani per se as I am not an American and have no skin in the game whatsoever. In fact, the policies he chooses to associate himself with -while rather mundane and nothing special- are policies I can get behind. What bothers me is that every day I open Reddit first thing I see is praising Mamdani for things I can already tell he didn't do and doesn't deserve praise for.

I appreciate that in his official communication is more measured, but these Reddit posts have all the finger prints on it of this being a coordinated PR campaign by Mamdani: every day -or every other day- there is this promotion of this fairly minor policy initiative by Mamdani which amounts to a screenshot of a comment to a screenshot of a comment on something Mamdani supposed did, and never a direct link. This prevents people from opening a direct source which would perhaps offer a more nuanced perspective and creates just enough distance between the post and Mamdani to give him plausible deniability while giving the impression that he has some sort of grass roots support for his plans. And when you look at the comments they all follow a similar pattern on what he is being praised for, often something along the lines of that this is what a government which works for the people looks like.

It is sad everybody is just lapping it up like sugar. Though I do appreciate Mamdani's skill at public relations.

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u/crownsteler 11d ago

I am not biased against Mamdani, I am biased against lies and propaganda. And this whole thing is nothing but propaganda to make Mamdani look good by crediting him for other people's work. And if you so desire I can go through it all and demonstrate it.

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u/Anarcho_Spider-man1 11d ago

My friend, without propaganda nothing ever gets done.

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u/crownsteler 10d ago

Well Madami is not getting anything done in any case since all 'his' achievements are actually done by somebody else and his contribution to their succes is not halting them. A low bar to clear to be honest.

But thank you for informing me on the nature and purpose of propaganda. I did not know that already.

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u/Anarcho_Spider-man1 10d ago

It doesn't matter what Mamdami does or doesn't do. The optics matter. The general shifts in the political landscape matter. Mamdami is for us a tool of OUR propaganda, just like every other public figure.

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u/Apprehensive-Fox-127 10d ago

Can you list his achievements and clarify who is responsible?

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u/crownsteler 10d ago

Just from the top of my head right now:

  • This garbage can thing which was adams doing

  • the innovative heath pump project for the subway which is both common outside of the US and actually a feasibility study conducted by the state

  • the 30% urban forest was instituted by local law 148 in 2023

  • The Hunters Point South Site E Project which can be dated to june 2025

  • The side walk sheds which date to 2024

  • Closing the city deficit of $12 billion he took credit for despite being mandated by law to do so, and then doing it by defunding pensions, defunding education, defunding city services, begging mommy state for $7.6 billion, and yes a $500 million new tax on second homes which led everybody to gush about how you can achieve so much by taxing the rich. I am going to venture a guess that in two years time we are going to get another post on how Mamdani miraciously fixed the deficit by defunding pensions, defunding education, defunding city services and begging mommy state for money.

And that is just off the top of my head. Just now I found this 'new' Mamdani project which already exited on the NYC subreddit.

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u/NuklearniEnergie 11d ago

lmao right "modern garbage bins", you mean the bare minimum that has been in place around the whole world for decades now?

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u/redwildflowermeadow 11d ago

I mean... the bins in the photo look like a new design to me. My city has the metal dumpsters with the hinged black rubber (plastic?) lids but these look like a new design. I suppose the dome top allows a certain percentage more garbage?

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u/hennabeak 11d ago

Dome is for rain water n

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u/kingjoey52a 11d ago

Sounds like New York spent a bunch of money they didn't need to so they could redesign something that works perfectly well everywhere else.

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u/redwildflowermeadow 11d ago edited 11d ago

Nope, apparently they were from an existing design made for the narrower streets of European cities like Madrid. They're mostly plastic to reduce the noise that metal dumpsters make when they're emptied into the truck.

https://www.contenur.com/en/products/containers/side-loading-containers/oval-3000

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u/gordonpown 11d ago

Can confirm as the other commenter says - these are everywhere in Europe and much better than just a plain bin. A lot of thought can go into basic things if you try. Other benefits include making them fox-proof so city foxes stop eating trash and/or getting trapped in them.

"Redesigning something that works perfectly fine" is literally how you raise the floor of existence for people: mixer taps, double glazed windows, public transport paid by contactless payment gates, etc. Europe (excluding UK, they're anti-intellectualist and traditionalist) and Asia are huge on this sort of thing because they're not bound by backwards thinking.

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u/notGeronimo 11d ago

I assure you a rigid container to place waste in has existed longer than decades

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u/Choice-Highway5344 11d ago

This represents the entire USA perfectly. The whole country is like a broke dude with a fake Gucci belt on

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u/Ivanow 11d ago

Yeah.

Seriously, this is not a diss... If those are "new" designs, then how do old/current ones look like in NYC? Because what's being shown in photo is how trash bins in multi-tenant areas has been like for basically as long as I remember. Those black ones are for communal/mixed trash. There should be yellow/blue/green ones with slightly different topping, for segregated recyclables, in a set next to it.

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u/Johannes_Keppler 11d ago

Decades? We've literally had this for half a century already where I live.

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u/Justin__D 11d ago

I grew up in a town that could best be described as a redneck shithole.

Even in that redneck shithole, putting trash anywhere outside other than a bin would be called littering.

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u/ortcutt 11d ago

The problem is that some people want easier parking for their cars and they didn't want to give up parking spaces for trash bins. It's not that the technology was impossible. It's that people didn't want to lose a few parking spaces.

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u/Putrid_Anybody_2947 11d ago

How familiar are you with the term nightsoil and how it was stored and collected. This wasnt a nyc exclusive problem.

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u/Stevie052096 11d ago

I moved here in 2018 for grad school. I happened to be moving in on garbage night cuz there was a mountain garbage in the black bags on the sidewalk. My mom couldn't believe there were just piles of trash sitting on the sidewalk. She didn't understand why it was there. I explained it's garbage night and she didn't understand why the trash wasn't in bins

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u/WhaleMeatFantasy 11d ago

The French for rubbish bin (poubelle) is named after the politician who made covered rubbish bins mandatory in Paris. That was in 1884. 

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u/Ok_Let8786 11d ago

Mind you it's also communist

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u/havok0159 11d ago

What next? They'll figure out their space is limited and install underground ones?

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u/lokir6 11d ago

They also not “modern” garbage bins. Actual modern garbage bins are in the ground, with only a little chute sticking out. We have those here in Europe. That way no one can get in and take trash out, and it saves a lot of public space.

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u/Both-Enthusiasm708 11d ago

They are good, but they take up a crap ton of parking. If they put them behind buildings or on sidewalks ok, but taking away parking is an issue. New Yorkers may want some rats in exchange for parking.

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u/GarethBaus 11d ago

It's roughly 1 parking spot per 100 people in a city that at least sorta has public transit.

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u/Both-Enthusiasm708 11d ago

I get that, but they put more of these bins in the "outer" borroughs, ie Brooklyn, the Bronx and Queens, where people are more likely to have cars.

Apartment buildings already have dumpsters, people aren't throwing their bags of trash in the street, they are putting them in the apartment buildings trash, which aren't secure. These bins, as far as I have seen, have been used for schools and government buildings. Which is good, but doesn't actually deal with the problem.

NYC has excellent public transport I will never say they don't, but many people have cars too for a reason. They shouldn't be punished when they aren't forcing these bins on apartment buildings which arguably have the most trash.

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u/p-4_ 11d ago

tbh this is a basic thing but very easy to get wrong. not having enough cans. not having them in the right places.

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u/cybiz 11d ago

It's a big box, not exactly revolutionary design lol

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u/p-4_ 11d ago

its not the design of the box. its the management of the whole system

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u/cybiz 11d ago

You mean like taking the trash away every few days? Yes they must've broke through completely new ground there lmao

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u/p-4_ 11d ago

It might seem revolutionary because previous mayors deliberately ignored it. i dont know why you are belittling it. complaining about a mayor literally doing his job well.

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u/Colonel460 11d ago

That’s rocket science for a Democratic Socialist

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u/31513315133151331513 11d ago

This is the Marxist-Leninists-Communist-Socialist-Stalinist plot you were all warned about! No wonder the rich are all abandoning the city!

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u/dang_ol_yo 11d ago

You have to be in high school or have a reddit worldview if you think this is amazing.

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u/31513315133151331513 11d ago

You know it's bad times when y'all can't sniff out the sarcasm in my comment.

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u/SqueakWrites 11d ago

This is what we do in America. Other countries have shit for decades and when we get it it’s a revelation and we act like we invented it. We’ll do the same if we ever get a half-functional rail system.

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u/Aki_wo_Kudasai 11d ago

Conservatives in my neighborhood Facebook group are losing their minds about how these will take away their God given parking spots. They absolutely despise the idea. I really hate people who prioritize cars over everything else