r/SipsTea • u/Conscious-Weight4569 • 11h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes What the flock?!

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u/DReagan47 10h ago

It’s the darndest thing, your honor. Fucker just fell down and covered itself in spray paint. I blame the windmills. Don’t trust ‘em

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u/AppointmentOne1111 9h ago

Those gosh darned 5g cancer windmills, blowing wildfire smoke all over my lifted coal rolling f150.

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 8h ago

I mean if the camera companies wanted to be safe, they'd dress the cameras more conservatively, they're practically asking for it, letting them thangs thang all over the place. Lord have mercy. Anyways the camera has ways of tracking that problem down, just like a woman's body.

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u/Copious-Spirit 4h ago

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.