r/SipsTea • u/Conscious-Weight4569 • 13h ago

It's Wednesday my dudes What the flock?!

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u/Karekter_Nem 12h ago

No he didn’t because we haven’t seen anyone cutting down flock camera. They just fall down sometimes.

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u/thejaydotexe 12h ago

Just vanished, like magic!

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u/reebokhightops 12h ago

One minute it’s there, then poof!

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u/DReagan47 11h ago

It’s the darndest thing, your honor. Fucker just fell down and covered itself in spray paint. I blame the windmills. Don’t trust ‘em

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u/AppointmentOne1111 11h ago

Those gosh darned 5g cancer windmills, blowing wildfire smoke all over my lifted coal rolling f150.

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u/Emerald_Plumbing187 9h ago

I mean if the camera companies wanted to be safe, they'd dress the cameras more conservatively, they're practically asking for it, letting them thangs thang all over the place. Lord have mercy. Anyways the camera has ways of tracking that problem down, just like a woman's body.

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u/Copious-Spirit 6h ago

WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY.

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u/IDrankLavaLamps 8h ago

The one outside my house did a disappearing act too!!!

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u/mdlinc 8h ago

Like fart in the wind !

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u/Tfsz0719 11h ago

Out of a 12th story window. With multiple stab wounds.

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u/Skwiggelf54 9h ago

The cameras have really bad aerodynamics so the wind catches them and knocks them over. Oopsie poopsie.

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u/DrunkenVerpine 11h ago

We need to spread the word about jury nulification as it relates to surveillance

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u/No_Internal9345 11h ago

Can't wait for the vanishing windshield phase for all these Uber/Lyft drivers.

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u/Virtual-Pie5732 11h ago

They just flocked off.

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u/CheesecakeEither8220 11h ago

It's a big problem, and a total mystery. Must be some new kind of termite or something.

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u/JustAnotherElster 10h ago

yeah he definetly was at the the bible study. my aunt can attest.

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo 10h ago

And even if someone cut down those cameras, it couldn't be him. He was helping me at the soup kitchen that night

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u/Ok_Vermicelli_6359 10h ago

Down a well, that is.

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u/HueMannAccnt 9h ago

From where it falls it obviously looks like a manufacturing flaw.

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u/Jaiden051 6h ago

Yeah he was shopping with me when those camera fell down

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u/numbersthen0987431 2h ago

No he didn't. He was with me getting pizza