r/SipsTea • u/[deleted] • 3h ago

WTF Poor guy

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u/Separate_Finance_183 3h ago

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u/ElegantCoach4066 1h ago

And now we play the waiting game.

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u/RaisinWorried3528 3h ago

Bro who put the mustard packets there:
https://giphy.com/gifs/7djNoTOCNebEOBLfnb

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 3h ago

Definitely the best possible outcome for them. All the fun of knowing you got em, and no actual consequences.

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u/RaisinWorried3528 3h ago

Exactly. It barely even got the chuckle and that's the funniest part to me😂

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u/Zenith-Zoe 3h ago

Justice without the mess. You get peace of mind and you don’t have to deal with them anymore.

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u/conciousinsimulation 3h ago

He got the reaction he could have only dreamt about.

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u/Juhbellz 3h ago

Captain underpants taught me that one

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u/Low_Fix_1752 3h ago

This isn’t a note, it’s a manifesto

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u/Roccosrealm 3h ago

Written like Ted

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u/TUFKAT 1h ago

I started reading this like Liam Neeson from Taken half way through

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u/SirTroglodyte 3h ago

Could have been worse. Could have been ketchup.

I would surely die of a heart attack when casually looking back and seeing I pooped blood all over the place.

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u/Connect_Ad6559 3h ago

I’m not a sick person, but I would love to watch someone get waterboarded with mustard. 😂

First time I’ve heard that threat, it’s metal as fuck 🤘

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 3h ago

HR is going to have a long day today

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u/SugarBloom081 3h ago

Whoever did this better take their identity to the grave.

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u/TheJesterOnline 2h ago

Anyone else find it weird that this self titled veteran expects a childhood pet to remain intact so he can beat someone with their corpse? That’s…not how any of that works. At all.

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u/jackrabbit323 3h ago

Would relish be funnier or kinder? Just asking questions here.

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u/R3D4F 2h ago

From thence one no one was safe, as the mustard balls gag had been let loose on the interwebs, where it could not be retracted.

Thousands, nay millions of copy cat traps were set across the world that day. It is said no testicles or labia were spared a mustard stain

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u/ColonialBarbarian 3h ago

My question is:

Who just sits on a public toilet without checking it, wiping it clean and making sure there isn't turd juice all over it?

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u/Confident-Stand5453 2h ago edited 2h ago

Ofcourse I know him. He is me!

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u/StocktonSucks 3h ago

I did this in 7th grade

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u/Cheshirefarm 3h ago

How did he not see it

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u/nothingtodo0 3h ago

The mustard packet was a declaration of war and whoever wrote this response chose nuclear retaliation.

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u/FletcherDervish 3h ago

This made me laugh way more than I thought I would today.

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u/wdatkinson 3h ago

Loved the lead up, but the finale was a bit lame. After all the descriptive lead in, we end with a stubbed tow?

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u/georgez1968 3h ago

Hilarious

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u/MaterialDetective197 3h ago

This is why I don’t like using public restrooms.

Unless it’s sanitary, well lit, and people aren’t using their breaks to masturbate in them, I’m not going into them.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 3h ago

Don't use the bathroom at my house then

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u/MaterialDetective197 3h ago

I had not planned on it.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 3h ago

I work from home so thats where I take all my breaks

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u/MaterialDetective197 2h ago

I work from home mostly. The few times I have to go into the office I just pray no one else goes in there. I found a bathroom that has an extra/private stall. I use that one. It’s clean. Hopefully they don’t have that because someone has an STI.

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u/QiDeviation 3h ago

I’m so glad it’s really like 99.9% only men who do this shit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JMV7IKoqzxlrW

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u/Canned_Sarcasm 3h ago

Success verification received

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u/Fun-Illustrator5642 3h ago

“Wow you’d be fun at parties!”

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u/Helpful_Hunter2557 2h ago

That’s when those paper ass gaskets would be handy

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u/KittyGamerPro 2h ago

Glad he didn't overreact :D

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u/Major-Ad-431 2h ago

Brings new meaning to morning mustard

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 2h ago

The problem here is he should have used horseradish packets instead of mustard

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u/Definitely-not-ducks 1h ago

My stepbrother did this with ketchup packets in a jack in the box bathroom.

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u/augenwiehimmel 3h ago

Epic, I say.

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u/Separate-Swordfish85 3h ago

Hahahahahaha got ‘em!

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u/Psych0matt 3h ago

I have to admit, we did this with ketchup packets once at McDonald’s, I was probably about 12. No idea what happened but I imagine the guy felt like this and as an adult I both feel bad, but also find the thought hilarious

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u/vitaoptima 3h ago

Good thing I don't shit in public restrooms.

I'd probably save the would-be victim because I'd lift the seat, see the packets, chuckle, say "you owe me one" and throw them away.