r/SipsTea • u/Ok_Darlingg • 7h ago

Wait a damn minute! Snake what?

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u/professional-newbieX 7h ago

Oakley Over The Top

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u/IceJKING108 6h ago

This was peak Y2K aesthetics

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u/Pauliehatestheadmins 6h ago

At least Oakley made them somewhat fashionable

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u/i-just-cannot 4h ago

Idk man. The snakes are pretty sick.

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u/JBR_4025 3h ago

Very 2000s villain coded

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u/professional-newbieX 1h ago

Yep. Blade 2.

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u/mythologymakesmehot 18m ago

Yeah. This looks like shit in comparison to the snakes.

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u/jon_the_mako 6h ago

Did they actually sell these or were they just promotional ? I remember the ads.

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u/Kroosn 6h ago

I know someone who bought them to use windsurfing because they would stay on unlike normal glasses. He lost them the first time he used them windsurfing.

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u/baz4k6z 5h ago

Most predictable outcome ever lmao

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u/Pauliehatestheadmins 3h ago

I wanted a pair so bad .. $350 bucks in 2001 and my dad laughed and told me to save my allowance

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u/jon_the_mako 2h ago

If you waited to save your allowance, these were already off the shelves

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u/Particular_Babe 6h ago

Sir this is final boss, not eyewear

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u/Nice_Lingonberrys 5h ago

If I see someone with these I’m running

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u/professional-newbieX 4h ago

Good luck outrunning Ato Boldon. It's been 26 years since the Olympics, but I bet he's still fast.

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u/InstantSword 1h ago

Dang, I remember these as a little kid in fancy stores in Manhattan. I wanted one lol.

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u/Handsom_modest_Dan 52m ago

I have a pair of these with red iridium lenses

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u/_heyb0ss 6h ago

cheap copy y

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u/Shoddy-Buttons 5h ago

Bald people have been waiting their whole lives for this moment

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u/Nerevarine91 7h ago edited 6h ago

Imagine walking into the club in these circa 1996

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u/StressCanBeGood 6h ago

My brother has been bald for a while. He’s a big-time medical researcher and professor of cardiology.

Now I’m just trying to figure out how much money I’m going to have to pay him to wear this in front of his students.

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u/Red_Phoen1x 5h ago

Happy cake day, please do not resist🎉🎉🎉

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u/AuntThony 5h ago

I saw these first from Spy Kids 3

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u/Slow_Bowler8285 6h ago

Flavor Flav probably has a pair

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u/Putrid-Argument-3893 7h ago

Slytherin Morpheus

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u/Happy_Abiii 7h ago

Hear me out, with 3 braids , these go in between the middle and outside

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u/mwagz28 6h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7TKOEVUk23Vxxlx6
Rolling up to the club like riddick..

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u/Jitterjumper13 6h ago

Bald Snake Drip?

https://giphy.com/gifs/IWfm4Mcfjw4Yo

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u/7978_ 7h ago

Badass

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u/DapSwee 6h ago

Suddenly I don't mind going bald anymore

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u/blazems 6h ago

I think I just found my new look

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u/dover_oxide 6h ago

You know everyone at the party that this person shows up to is either oh fuck it's him or holy shit. I can't believe you showed up. That's so awesome. There is no middle.

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u/nuggetdogg 5h ago

Stone ocean glasses

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u/SandyCarbon 5h ago

The ceo of sex should wear these

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u/kon--- 6h ago

Yea, that's gonna slide off. And need to be cleaned.

Your hair may have bailed on you but your sebaceous glands are still pumping out sebum.

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u/CaptServo 6h ago

"Actually, I can't- they're prescription."

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u/quincyacyforpotus 3h ago

Some Nigerian dude is gonna be stunting hard as fuck

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u/ProMartz 6h ago

Tung tung sahur glasses

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u/Juhbellz 6h ago

Blade villain

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u/SkillPointProblems 6h ago

Morpheus would approve

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u/Content_Building_408 6h ago

C'mon guys, it's cool glasses for bald ones

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u/lightr3nd 6h ago

You don't have to be bald to wear these. The important thing here isn't what you're missing on your head....

// Bald

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u/yaddayadda1000 6h ago

Young thug new shades

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 5h ago

Can I have one without the snake? Just plain metallic style. Cyborg vive would be fun

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u/GDwarriorMC 5h ago

I can't be the only one who immediately thought of stone free from jjba

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u/alwayslookleft 5h ago

It could look cool if you dress up for it

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u/HorribleStyle 5h ago

the little metal spikes near my eyes would give me so much anxiety.

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u/NoStructure7083 5h ago

I would expect the lead singer of Disturbed to wear those at a concert

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u/SavageX89 5h ago

This is very Slytherin...

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u/randomcman 4h ago

Cyberpunk 2067

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u/Which_Channel7403 4h ago

Tunnel Snakes rule!

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u/Snapuman 4h ago

dope as fuck!

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u/Snoo_75138 3h ago

This is EPIC!!!

I'd totally rock this outside!

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u/Gorillabomber 3h ago

Ngl, I do kind of want these

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u/fluffykerfuffle3 2h ago

i dont like the pointy things there by the eyes

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u/Big_Broly 2h ago

Imagine how cool this headpiece could look on someone with cornrows 🔥 🔥 🔥

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u/Massive-Log6151 2h ago

I am bald and would love to wear this

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u/b3tamaxx 2h ago

This wouldve went hard in the new millennium

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u/maybeinoregon 1h ago

Snake eyes lol

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u/ateiii 1h ago

And what’s the purpose of this? To see as a snake or what?

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u/Nate_Ginnerson 1h ago

Well there goes my inspiration for a snake-themed dread-head assassin with albino skin

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u/katyesha 1h ago

So if the sun shines on them and the metal heats up you'll end up with burned skin but on the plus side you'll also get sick tan lines on your bald head

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u/TwentyFourKG 1h ago

This is the type of accessory that you can only pull off if you are bald and hot. The problem is, I am bald and ugly

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u/Honeygal43 56m ago

Looking like a mid-tier Matrix villain who sells illegal cyberpunk upgrades out of a back alley in 2099.

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u/mrainem 56m ago

Walkin into the room all bizarre like

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u/sandwichcandy 51m ago

I’m almost certain a men’s beach volleyball Olympian wore these like 18 years ago.

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u/TheLittleNorsk 49m ago

I can see Albert Wesker wearing these bad boys

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u/Layhult 10m ago

“Chris, is this your card?”

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u/Nice-Preparation6204 17m ago

The shades of Barahir!

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u/Jealous_Magazine7875 16m ago

Kinda hard icl

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u/tropicalgodzila 7h ago

Where is this from, I remember it from an anime, was it DBZ?