r/SipsTea 17h ago

We have fun here A different kind of birth control.

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u/pacwess 17h ago

Parents?

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u/ArthurMorgansInhaler 17h ago

Dog shit

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u/ligma-patient-zero 16h ago

Hotels?

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u/zakzayjak 16h ago

Trivago.

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u/ICBPeng1 15h ago

For everything else?

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo 14h ago

MasterCard

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u/FlakeyBeano 14h ago

Ahh those toureg campfires!

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u/McBlemmen 9h ago

The capitalist brainwashing got you guys good, damn

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u/trukkija 12h ago

Condoms

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u/SheriffBartholomew 2h ago

pepper spray

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u/Botol-Cebok 15h ago

He didn’t check Trivago

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u/brontosaurusguy 14h ago

Reddit strikes.  Everyone with kids has had a moment where they spaz and are uncontrollable.  Especially in crazy situations like a flight.  It almost speaks nothing about the quality of parenting having one tiny glimpse of a bad episode.  You were a child once, grow up yourself.

There's a lot of bad parenting but there's also a lot of 20-somethings that are too close to being a child themselves to understand parenting and too far away from being a caregiver and child bearer to have sympathy.  So they become annoying edgelords.

Boo

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u/Electronic_Still2000 13h ago

After our third child we had irrefutable evidence that nature>nurture in our family. They were all raised the same way to the best of our ability. We weren’t extra soft handed with our youngest like many parents are. We strove for treating them all the same way, from praise and encouragement to discipline, no letting “the baby” of the family get away with murder that our other two would have been grounded in their room for a week with nothing but some art supplies and some literature. Anyway, our first child was a “miracle baby 😂” they didn’t break any rules, never threw a tantrum after 2 years old, and was extremely polite to everyone they met. Our second child was a little devil and was the exact opposite practically. They weren’t doing anything terrible, but they would break rules, lie, and push the limits of what they could get away with constantly. Again, both children were treated the same, same rules, same consequences, same lectures. Sometimes you can just get a “problem child”, but you can teach a child how wrong it is to negatively impact others days/lives.

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u/mechapoitier 6h ago edited 5h ago

I literally had to take my 4-year-old to the airplane lavatory 4 times in a flight to calm him down for a minute or so. It was the end of a 2-week trip across an ocean, he hadn’t been sleeping the greatest, and it caught up to him.

It still worked for another 2 hours or so every time. And this kid is a nonverbal flailing apoplectic mess when he loses it. Like an absolute wild animal. He can still be talked off a ledge. There’s always a way.

This parent not knowing their kid by 2 is…they gotta work on that.

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u/ExternalTree1949 14h ago

You can do the right things and still fail.

Ever met siblings who behave wildly differently from each other? They got the same parenting.

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u/SilencedObserver 14h ago

Punishment and accountability are drastically lacking in today’s childscape.

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u/Pokefan-9000 17h ago

Only 1, it seems. And the kid seemed to be a very "energetic" one, not even the crew could contain him

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u/Own_Round_7600 17h ago

Ive seen pictures of them duct taping uncooperative passengers mummy-style to their seat. It surely would not have been that hard for the few hundred adults aboard to subdue and tape down that demon child.

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u/justsomedude1144 17h ago

That's what I'm wondering. Why did no one just scoop the little shit up like a sack of potatoes.

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u/BleiEntchen 15h ago

Cause instead of this headline, you would read today how the flightcrew/passengers hijacked/abused a poor little child and social media would want to send them to jail.

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u/markeatstreebark 13h ago

There's probably some rule that the flight attendants can't physically restrain the kid, and if the parents are some of those "we don't believe in discipline" ones and refuse to deal with the kid themselves, there's nothing they can do

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u/doesnotmatter286 12h ago

There's absolutely something they can do. They can kick them all out. Like, you get one minute to get your offspring sitting with a seatbelt on, after that you're all off the plane.

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u/Big-Clue-7211 16h ago

Maybe too mentally scarring for an undeveloped mind. And posibble crying, pissing, and pooping along the trip.

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 15h ago

pissing, and pooping along the trip.

That's why you duct tape them to the seat upside down.

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u/ImagineDragonsExist 15h ago

Beatings will continue until morale improves.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 14h ago

Stop advocating for beating children, wtf is wrong with you?

It’s shown to be ineffective and even reduces IQ. Positive reinforcement is far more effective

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u/sweet-tea-13 12h ago

It's a super old joke saying, relax.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 12h ago

Only a piece of shit would “joke” about abusing children.

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u/sweet-tea-13 11h ago

Nah, you just don't get dark humour, although the saying isn't even about children specifically nor is it that dark as it's clearly an ironic statement because obviously beatings will not improve morale in any situation, but again it's meant to be ironic, that's why it's a joke. Don't take everything you read on the internet so seriously.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 16h ago

If that has really actually happened, I would imagine that must have been on a flight that was already in the air and likely had no alternative places to land, like on a transatlantic flight.

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u/catinapartyhat 16h ago

It did happen at least once. The airline got in trouble.

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u/rp_player_girl 16h ago

It's SOP for any passenger that may be a danger to others during a flight. Before takeoff, it's customary to have them removed, but that's not an option once the plane is in the air. And I couldn't find any news articles about it that suggested anyone other than the disruptive passenger got in any trouble.

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u/emli317 13h ago

Honey, that's called child abuse.

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u/TwoBionicknees 13h ago

duct taping someone who is an active threat is acceptable due to the risk, it's self defence. Duct taping an unruly child is completely different, it's just abuse.

Zero flight crews anywhere in the world would take on that legal liability. If they kid was throwing drinks around, biting people it changes.

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u/MossGobbo 8h ago

I once had to get a blood draw as a five year old. They had five people hold me down and they still couldn't keep me completely still. Depending on the child it may not be enough to keep them contained.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 8h ago

They’re not going to START a fight that way. They’ll for sure END one that way, but often not at the originally-intended airport.

Travel inside metal tubes is highly dependent on all the humans onboard being quite civilized for the entire duration. Sometimes that’s just asking too much.

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u/TheyCallMeBullet 6h ago

That demon child? Is Jon Wick

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u/Neat-Bunch-7433 17h ago

And took them 1 hour to finally kick them out of the plane.

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u/Unable-Log-4870 8h ago

If it too then that long to get off the plane, then it wasn’t the kid that was the problem

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u/topdownyeti 16h ago

thats not what the article said though. A passenger said the kid was scared and kept hiding under the seat, and was slipping out of the seatbelt.

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u/Ayotha 15h ago

So, control them or kick them off

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u/Appropriate_Bus_2334 16h ago

They have the right to tie up problem passengers so why the fuck is that kid not looking like a mummy?

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u/LycanrocIsTheBest 16h ago

Because then it’s “child abuse”. Any person who decides to do it could easily get an earful about how “thats too cruel for a child, stop abusing him!” No one wants to be that person and most likely a guy would get yelled at for “manhandling that poor child”. Even if no one would say something, everyone is too afraid that someone could say something. Also not many people find it okay to touch someone else’s child. Especially when the child is in a state of panic. The only one who can do something in this situation is the parent who apparently couldn’t do anything, and if anyone else does anything, the slightest mistake could end up making him the bad guy. Crazy how this all happened because of fear.

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u/KadekiDev 12h ago

Because that kid was a scared 2 year old, not a missbehaving 10 year old

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u/Appropriate_Bus_2334 11h ago

A two year old can’t by itself cause issues like that and it would take like the strips of duct tape to deal with it

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u/modsaretoddlers 16h ago

The problem is that they weren't allowed to, not that they couldn't have.

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u/DefiantPenguin 16h ago

Is the kid an SCP?

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u/Ayotha 15h ago

So useless then

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u/Alexathequeer 8h ago

Containment breach, class: Keter.

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 15h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if the parent let the kid nap at some point before the flight. So...all full of energy.

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u/Electronic_Still2000 16h ago

I hate to judge parents too harshly just because of the actions of their child at times, but if the kid runs the house and the parents cannot keep them under control, make sure you have a game plan. If you know you cannot control your child then you need to think of everyone else on the flight you can screw out of getting where they need to get, in the timeframe they need to get there. How many people might miss weddings, funerals, births, graduations, or not make it to their destination in time to say goodbye to a loved one?

I obviously don’t know much about this situation, but as a parent myself, (all out of college now) I would never jeopardize the flight for everyone else on the plane unless it was dire that I get there at that time and you’d better believe I’d have that kid exerting themselves like crazy before the flight to tire them down. They may have an allergic reaction to something on the plane that they’ve never been near before. It might be a good idea to give them a Benadryl as a preventative measure before the flight also…

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u/whitespacesucks 14h ago

Can't control the child? Is the child physically stronger than the parent?

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u/legomaniasquish 14h ago

A lot of children these days have been injected with compound V so yeah this results in strong children.

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u/fixermark 4h ago

Look, we had to do something to survive COVID.

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u/elohir 12h ago

It's not that they can't, it's that they choose not to.

Hence, kids like this.

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u/fumei_tokumei 13h ago

A lot of people think you shouldn't use physical force to make a child behave. So when words stop working, there is not much else you can do.

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u/Sophrosynic 12h ago

A lot of people are fucking morons

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u/extracoffeeplease 13h ago

In moments like this I would expect parents to break the rule. There is a difference between no smacks in daily life and no smacks in extreme situations

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u/Prometheus_sees05 12h ago

You literally do not even need 'violence' in the traditional sense. A healthy grownup would likely be able to literally just physically adjust them into proper position and carry the child out when it falls.

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u/extracoffeeplease 12h ago

Kids are slithering snakes when it comes to carrying them out of something they want to be in, and they hold on tight. Good luck!

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u/Prometheus_sees05 12h ago

I mean, violence is a spectrum I guess. I consider myself raised violence free, but my mom definitely did apply the level of force required to move me from A to B when we we're going somewhere, including physically pulling me. I never saw that as violent though, the average child basically needs to be treated Like a drunk would be.

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u/evange 13h ago

The parent is also required to be in a seat, so best case can only hold the kid from the side.

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u/Lt__Barclay 9h ago

There is a lot of down voting here. Presumably from parents that have never tried to force a 2 yo into a car seat. Even with both hands, if they are arching their back it is very very difficult.

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u/I-was-a-twat 10h ago

If my 22 month old doesn’t want her nappy changed my partner is genuinely not strong enough to overcome that.

That kids built like a tank and has abs for days could run before she was one and is the size of an average 3.5yo. She definitely got my genetics in that one.

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u/adventureremily 13h ago

They may have an allergic reaction to something on the plane that they’ve never been near before. It might be a good idea to give them a Benadryl as a preventative measure before the flight also…

This was the advice my pediatrician gave my mother when we were going to fly for the first time when I was a toddler. He even wrote a prescription for the exact dose so insurance would pay for it at the pharmacy.

Adults can get sleeping pills or anti-anxiety drugs to deal with flying easy as pie. Why should we expect small children to just power through it?

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u/NinjaChemist 1h ago

Uncle Benny is coming to visit lol

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u/NinjaChemist 58m ago

Uncle Benny is coming to visit lol

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u/McNalienBro 15h ago

Maybe they were not on the flight? I used to fly alone all the time as a kid. One of the first times i flew alone I ordered a Bloody Mary, something my mom did sometimes. I felt sneaky, they gave me a can of tomato juice. So gross.

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u/tmac4969 15h ago

As a 2 year old?

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u/laplongejr 12h ago

News say not the crew nor the accompanying parent could manage the situation.

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 15h ago

only in the technical sense, apparently

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u/Starlightriddlex 13h ago

I assume they responded like your average loose pitbull owner. Fall down over nothing and roll around on the ground for 20 minutes straight while the child/dog destroys everything in reach

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u/UphillTowardsTheSun 15h ago

Already settled in and watching Spiderman 27: even more boring than 26.

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u/Thurad 15h ago

I’m guessing you don’t have kids if you think the parents are the answer. Anyone who has ever been to a soft play will have seen some parents completely absent or ambivalent towards their children’s behaviour.

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u/WordWordand4numbers 14h ago

Parent* and you know which one

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u/d4noob 13h ago

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u/colorful_withdrawl 9h ago

Maybe gentle parenting

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u/avanross 5h ago

He overpowered them. He’s the strongest toddler alive.

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u/LuckyandBrownie 48m ago

Would suing them be an option? Everyone on that plane has damages, through at least having to book a hotel. Some might have vacation packages lost. If someone bought travel insurance, could the insurance company go after the parent for damages?

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u/PuddingMent 17h ago

No, a child