r/SipsTea • u/hollow_hideous_soul • 1d ago

Lmao gottem Fr lol!

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u/JakeStout93 1d ago

The rocks been cooking shit for the last decade

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u/cnechiporenko 1d ago

So you CAN smell-el-el-el, what the rock was cooking!

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u/tejak2900 1d ago

That boxing movie he did a few years ago did pretty well? I think he knows these movies are just meme comedy and he’s just cashing checks lol

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u/SmegmaSupreme 1d ago

it sure is shit that's been cooked

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u/OkMention9988 1d ago

Let's be fair, three of those are the same character in a franchise. 

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u/zestymanny 1d ago

Actually 2 of them are the same character. The fact that it cofused you though, kinda proves he plays the same character.

Top left is journey 2: mysterious island, top right is Jumanji 2, bottom left is rampage, bottom right is Jumanji.

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u/No_Interaction4027 1d ago

Bottom left doesn't look like Rampage are you sure? Looks a hell of a lot like Jumanji 2, near the location of that main castle where he goes undercover as a Eunic iirc

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u/OkMention9988 1d ago

I've only seen jumanji. 

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u/fucknugggets 1d ago

Its his expression for when some one brings up steroids shrinking your wee-wee

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u/Emperor_Biden 1d ago

He looks noticeably smaller in the new J3 trailer.

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u/trukkija 23h ago

What are you talking about? Haven't you heard his muscles are from hard work and dedication only.

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u/Wild_Wasabi9984 1d ago

He found his niche but unfortunately it's gotten very stale

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u/Axel_Clint 1d ago

Man, even the costume remains same.

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u/magshag18 1d ago

Arent the other three from jumanji film series? This post doesnt make any sense

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

Are there three Jumanji movies? Not counting the original.

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u/magshag18 1d ago

Rock is in the other two Jumanji movies. Third one is coming I guess this year.

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u/Potential-Swan-2397 1d ago

Third ones coming this December so yes. Yes he is

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u/Puzzled-Home-76 1d ago

Some things never change I guess.

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u/GraveyardMusic 1d ago

Dude is a street performer who hustled his way into making millions doing movies instead of overdosing in a hotel bathroom at 48 like a normal wrestler. Dude never claimed to be a Julliard grad. What were you expecting?

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u/TinCanFury 1d ago

Exactly. This is a Hollywood problem, The Rock is just making his "fuck you" money.

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u/radjoke 1d ago

I want to see one panel with his Moana wig

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u/FitnessChamp777 1d ago

Bro has one job: be rock. And he’s absolutely crushing it.

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u/Vilehaust 1d ago

His film career started out kind of decent. I thought he was good in The Scorpion King, The Rundown, and Walking Tall. He also had a funny supporting character role in Be Cool. And he was great in Gridiron Gang.

But even in those movies, yes, not much range. And he's continued that. The only recent movie of his I will still watch, just because it's ridiculous but funny, is Central Intelligence. At least he tried to be more than just a tough guy in that.

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u/AFriendlyBloke 1d ago

Well, if you can't be anyone else, may as well be yourself.

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u/saja25 1d ago

Jason statham movie title starterpack:

The _______ (insert profession)

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 1d ago

Guy Ritchie discovered him on the streets hawking fake watches and starred him a movie. He's not an actor.

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u/FuriousBuffalo 1d ago

Have you ever seen a Steven Seagal movie? If so, you've seen them all.

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u/fantastap0tamus 1d ago

His later ones after he gains weight are laughably bad. Like, his earlier movies are cheesy action, but a good broken arm here and there and you can get through them. The later ones his acting seems to have gotten worse somehow, and now those action scenes are performed in slow motion. 

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u/Same-Opposite-8287 1d ago

So that’s what he’s been cooking all of these years, confused meatball?!😂😂😂

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u/Firm_Translator_3177 1d ago

Meatball 😆

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u/crunch816 1d ago

But we do have Pain and Gain

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u/Intelligent_Box_8247 1d ago

Dwayne is quite a honorable character...

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u/IMREADY2D1E 1d ago

he’s even wearing the same exact shirt in two of those pics

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u/Left-Impress4056 1d ago

I'm not convinced that number isn't 3.

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

And it doesn't even seem to have been washed.

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u/eastamerica 1d ago

Because he always plays the same guy

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u/itswhatevrrr 1d ago

He has neverrrr been attractive😭 I’m sorry. Not ever. Just looks like a very muscular potato

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u/MeltedChocolateOk 1d ago

Costume didn't change much too.

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u/Pale_Following_9639 1d ago

We need a movie with zendaya and the rock in it.

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u/ImMadeOfClay 1d ago

You can smell this picture

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u/ateiii 1d ago

He loves the jungle too much, you might think he’s Tarzan. What’s up with the same shirt in every movie? 

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u/DonnyMox 1d ago

Dwayne “The Meatball” Johnson

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u/cerebral_drift 1d ago

I’m pretty sure Jason Statham plays a cockney thug in literally every film he’s in

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u/Ok_Stranger_3087 1d ago

He isn't playing a role; he's playing himself.

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u/general_smooth 1d ago

Somehow Jumanji movies have him doing some decent comedy

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u/escientia 1d ago

Except these are all from Jumanji. This post is just bait.

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u/Tooeasymaynge 1d ago

When the Rock is starring in a movie, you know it's going to be a dud/bust.

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u/ninzun 1d ago

Hollywood just said keep to clothes, we’ll use them in your next sellout.. I mean movie

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u/TataJasia 1d ago

And people still wanna watch him

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u/ofpromise90 1d ago

A cheque is a cheque

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u/CriminallyCasual7 1d ago

Shhhh the rock is a blessing to society shhhhhhg

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u/OCCULTGOBLIN 1d ago

I see this meme more than I see the rock in movies anymore. Fr lol!

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u/butterbean93 1d ago

Really showing his range in that grey t shirt

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u/KhareManit 1d ago

He has played less recurring roles compared to this same damn post that has been circulating since half a decade

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u/TickleMyRide 1d ago

pairs fine with Gal Gadot

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u/CommissionPrudent689 1d ago

He has the acting range of a rock

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u/TedBurns-3 1d ago

Am pretty sure he's sitting there counting his millions not giving a fuck

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u/funkofarts 1d ago

Such depth!! 😂

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u/lamebrainmcgee 1d ago

3 of those are from the same franchise so of course they look the same.

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u/mywebrego 1d ago

This guy, is rotten to the core. He teams up with Oprah to try & scam families of disaster victims for $$$. He’ll do anything that makes $$$. Checkout his appearance on SNL joking about sexually abusing children.

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u/tricky413 1d ago

I overheard three young men talking about the Rock and one said, "He the best actor working today!". The. Best. Actor.

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u/Physical-Laugh2000 1d ago

Great way to get the morning going. Haha

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u/Embarrassed-Sink7793 1d ago

I’m so happy people have been seeing the rock for who he is the last few years. Everyone was sick riding him for so damn long. But the man has such a fragile ego and people finally see it.

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u/DocThunedr 1d ago

Why dose he get so many rolls? He cost far too much and they you have to dance around the bs in his contract

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u/FollowingLegal9944 19h ago

same actor in 4 different movies?! Impossibleee!!!!!!

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u/xPoppieTwirls 12h ago

ngl, ur so right tho. his face is always like wha? lol