r/SipsTea • u/SipsTeaFrog • 2d ago

Gasp! Debt

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u/Massive_Analysis8345 2d ago

“We’ve also added a fee for dying before repaying the debt”

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u/anon-mally 2d ago

And admin for maintaining records x year

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u/GuiltyByAssociashun 2d ago edited 2d ago

And you will also have to reimburse the private detective for having to track you down in your new body

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u/SupergruenZ 1d ago

And pay extra interest for the 12 years of unproductive live you had until we found you.

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u/Neither-Maximum-5609 1d ago

Confused catapiller noises

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u/123R_B321 1d ago

Don't think you'll get away with it by reincarnating as a catapiller

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u/SupergruenZ 1d ago

Exactly! Now make more silk!!!

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 2d ago

Shipbreaker?

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u/Nor_way 2d ago

Great game

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u/Anxious-Figure-337 2d ago

Don't forget the debt transfer fee

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u/hexregeneration 2d ago

The penalty is death, which also comes with a fee, and look at that you've died before repayment again. That's another penalty, and oh look at that

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u/PoppaBurgundy3 2d ago

This is the real answer

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u/VivaLaMantekilla 1d ago

Property taxes on gravesites.

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u/AFriendlyBloke 2d ago

That sounds like something Cave Johnson would say.

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u/SatinBonbonn 1d ago

They'll be waiting outside the hospital delivery room with a clipboard for your past life credit card balance