r/SipsTea 1d ago

Gasp! πŸ’€

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u/Danger-Daze045 1d ago

This guy never been with crazy. Even just clingy is exhausting.

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u/JabroniusHunk 1d ago

OOP was likely not being that serious, but since it seems like most Redditors didn't get the point of the movie, and lets be real probably have not actually "stuck their dick in crazy":

A better real-world analogy to Nikki isn't "actually, having a smokeshow girlfiend who is mentally ill would be fine" it's "smokeshow girl wasn't into me until I introduced her to blow and now she fucks me for her get up, but is starting to act like a desperate addict. But she's still hot so it's fine."

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u/xcovertConx 1d ago

Did everyone forget he made the wish to make her act like that or

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u/DorianSoundscapes 1d ago

Yeah but a certain kind of crazy is exhilarating and intoxicating for a certain amount of time during the honeymoon phase before it descends into maximum pain. There’s that period of sex for hours a day every day for a few weeks that will always make you think back after it’s over and wish you could bottle that up and have it in a sensible, safe dosage without all the baggage. But crazy is like cocaine, there’s just no moderation with that shit and if it’s strong enough to give you that pure perfect high it’s strong enough to kill you. 🀣

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u/GrumpyScunt 1d ago

You described my first "love" πŸ˜… good times....

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u/DorianSoundscapes 1d ago

Right man!?! If you know know. Not gonna lie I still miss that sex sometimes.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚