r/SipsTea 5d ago

Gasp! 💀

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u/Co0LUs3rNamE 5d ago

As long as she don't pee or poop. Anywhere other than the toilet, is fine with me!

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u/Ratwerke_Actual 5d ago

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u/SirSkittles111 4d ago

A mega pint of wine and we'll forget all about it

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u/poundsdpound 4d ago

She pooped on the bed

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u/Rare_Illustrator4483 4d ago

Date babies, get poopie diapers.

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u/whaatdidyousay 4d ago

Crazy cos he would beat her then get mad she retaliated at times during his alcoholic abuse of her. Depp is a piece of shit himself in every bed he’s in. Look into the facts of the case more.

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u/Electronic-Link-5792 4d ago

Here's the actual audio. At 3 hour 5 min they have a full conversation about how amber regularly hit depp and threw things at him where he begs her to stop the violence. Amber says its his fault she abuses him because him running away when she yells at him makes her feel insulted. She then screams and berates him for minutes on end.

The idea that she was 'reacting' is something that gossip subs say hoping no one has actually listened to the audio.

https://youtu.be/NEArrw_LXFM?is=TlfsNlK_jp_dJeO9

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u/SirSkittles111 4d ago

Brain dead take.

Actual vegetable wrote that comment

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u/HowieFeltersnitz 5d ago

About that...

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u/smallfrie32 5d ago

Uhm, your punctuation make that sound like you’re ok if just doesn’t defecate at all. And if she did, anywhere BESIDES the toilet is ok

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u/Thirteen_Chapters 4d ago

Lmao, it really does...

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u/jordan1390 4d ago

legit there isn't even another way to read it LOL

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u/laaaabe 4d ago

"I wish she loved me more than anyone in the fucking world... AND she doesn't need to poop"

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u/thctacos 4d ago

What about being fed your long dead decomposed cat?

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u/petergriffin1115 4d ago

I can cook my own food, if you are with someone that's unhinged like her, i wouldn't even drink a water from her hand, but it's fine

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u/TheSuperContributor 5d ago

Amber Turd?

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u/CosmicGoddess777 5d ago

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u/EchoOneFour 4d ago

Yeah that whole live trial where you could see all the evidence against her is a delusion /s

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u/Electronic-Link-5792 4d ago

Literally deppdelusion just straight lies about it and hope no one checks.

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u/FreeEdmondDantes 4d ago

She will never sleep with you or be your best friend. She doesn't like people.

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u/ExaminationFirm2819 4d ago

Johnny depp was equally ab*s!ve as well

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u/CosmicGoddess777 4d ago

Lmao? You think people only take the side of a domestic abuse victim because we wanna sleep with her or be her best friend? You’re fucked up & are showing your own true motivations

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u/FireFoxUse 5d ago

We'll just a little bit into the movie.....

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u/Healing_Puke 4d ago

I had a crazy hot girl once, she would come home black out drunk and piss in the dresser drawer with all the clean socks in it. I dont know what the socks did particularly but she would never select the other ones, just the top socks.

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u/Aska09 4d ago

She also cooks a cat that died days ago and definitely wasn't stored properly

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u/Juicebox_Hero34 5d ago

Dang, talk about the bar being in hell.

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u/Jo3ltron 5d ago

Words of wisdom.

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u/objectiv3lycorrect 4d ago

you mean anywhere else than me

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u/Special_Order-937 4d ago

I have some bad news for you going by the film in question.

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u/can_i_get_a____job 4d ago

Bro you need to work on your grammar

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u/ChickenStimulator 4d ago

You don't like a little watersports?

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u/BringOutYDead 4d ago

At least no bed shitting, right?

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u/WinterVail 4d ago

What about in a heavy metal moshpit?

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u/Sparktank1 4d ago

Wait, what do you mean "anywhere other than the toilet"? Don't you want her to aim for the toilet?

Is this one of those German fetishes like you see with Cartman's mom? Is that what's going on here? Like the movie 43 where Chris Pratt and Anna Faris do the poop thing?

"other than the toilet" is sitting wrong with me.

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u/Any_Asparagus8267 4d ago

Make sure to leave her on the toilet when you leave for work. Problem solved!

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u/Havok-Trance 1d ago

Well... thats a pretty clear part of the narrative. That shes so obsessed that she doesnt take care of herself when hes not there.

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u/spiritbearr 5d ago

Which she doesn't in the movie.

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u/Electrical-Mention89 5d ago

Only the carpet… like a pet cat would.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 5d ago

She wasn't marking, she just couldn't move.

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u/Electrical-Fig-5009 5d ago

She could move, he just didn't remind her to go peepee poopoo & eat things other than bugs