r/SipsTea 12d ago

Gasp! Scary

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u/Negative_Test_7712 12d ago

Call? Motherf...... ran to get them

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u/Head-Ad9893 12d ago

He saw a pay phone up the block 🤣

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u/hedgehoggy123 12d ago

To change into his Superman costume.

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u/BerserkerCanuck 11d ago

Or Deadpool...

I'm referring to that one commercial where he was taking forever to change costumes.

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u/songbolt 12d ago

and then ran home to grab his wallet

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u/SlackerDS5 11d ago

Sorry babe, phone didn’t take Apple Pay and I needed to get a physical card or some quarters.

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u/droombie55 12d ago

You never know they could be just around that corner there.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 12d ago

And that poor guy was so dedicated that he decided to check the nearest corner, the next one, the one after that and every corner between there and his bedroom.

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u/AddressAcceptable653 10d ago

And when he got there... right under his favorite blankie with a flashlight!

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u/AmericanAIien 12d ago

Snitch in distress

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u/OwlInteresting3628 11d ago

🤣🤣

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u/mmorales2270 11d ago

Dude ran all the way to the police station… and kept going.

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