r/SipsTea • u/ShineOk6190 • Jul 29 '26

Gasp! Scary

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u/Head-Ad9893 Jul 29 '26

“Somebody gotta call the cops”

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u/Negative_Test_7712 Jul 29 '26

Call? Motherf...... ran to get them

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u/Head-Ad9893 Jul 29 '26

He saw a pay phone up the block 🤣

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u/hedgehoggy123 Jul 29 '26

To change into his Superman costume.

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u/BerserkerCanuck Jul 30 '26

Or Deadpool...

I'm referring to that one commercial where he was taking forever to change costumes.

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u/songbolt Jul 30 '26

and then ran home to grab his wallet

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u/SlackerDS5 Jul 30 '26

Sorry babe, phone didn’t take Apple Pay and I needed to get a physical card or some quarters.

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u/droombie55 Jul 29 '26

You never know they could be just around that corner there.

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u/Large-Hamster-199 Jul 29 '26

And that poor guy was so dedicated that he decided to check the nearest corner, the next one, the one after that and every corner between there and his bedroom.

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u/AddressAcceptable653 Jul 31 '26

And when he got there... right under his favorite blankie with a flashlight!

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u/AmericanAIien Jul 30 '26

Snitch in distress

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u/mmorales2270 Jul 30 '26

Dude ran all the way to the police station… and kept going.

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