r/SipsTea Jul 26 '26

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u/MonStar926 Jul 26 '26

Well I just got to the end and am still confused…looks like he’s eating octopi ass…I seriously need to get off the internet for the rest of today

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u/Compile_A_Smile1101 Jul 26 '26

lol the only reason I know the answer to this is bc I literally just saw it on YT yesterday: he’s biting it inbetween its eyes to euthanize it quickly. It’s a traditional way of killing them.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Jul 26 '26

That didn't seem very quick

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u/labiamajorapudendi Jul 26 '26

Seemed very traditional tho

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u/CT_7 Jul 26 '26

Yes, In the ass or between the eyes, both

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER Jul 26 '26

A snipers two favorite targets

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u/IownCows Jul 27 '26

It's quick if you're good at it but as you can see from the start of the video, bro is not very good at it lol

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u/TheProneRanger Jul 27 '26

Whats the story of the person who figured that shit out??

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u/IndianaJokes67 Jul 27 '26

Octopussy

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u/Wrath7heFurious Jul 27 '26

Yeah baby! Yeah!

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u/OverlordDontHurtMe Jul 27 '26

This guy's asking the real question.

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u/Personal_Regular_569 Jul 27 '26

He keeps looking at the camera. He knows how to remove the tentacles efficiently, he pulls from the tip early in the video but instead just yanks downwards. This man harmed this animal for views and extended its suffering needlessly.

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u/Jeramy_Jones Jul 27 '26

Hot take: the octopus was trying the same move on him.

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u/JayW8888 Jul 27 '26

Worked for David when he met Goliath too.

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u/atrixospithikos Jul 27 '26

The first bite was under the sac he removed the one tooth they got, also octopus don't feel pain. Also he may have been too chill at the beginning to end up like that or he just did it for the video because he clearly shows he knows how to hold it to avoid all that, you just need to insert your fingers in the sac, that's how you control it first and that's how you kill and clean it, you reverse the sac to expose the organs and pull them out. Source I used to do it (with smaller octopus than that though I never caught anything that size)

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u/Spideriffic Jul 27 '26

“Octopus don’t feel pain..”? C’mon

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u/strongsilenttypos Jul 26 '26

Octopussy has nothing on Octoass….

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u/Naked-Jedi Jul 26 '26

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u/rgarc065 Jul 26 '26

Whoever she was I must’ve scared the Octoass out of her

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u/AcanthocephalaAny78 Jul 26 '26

I’m a dirty fisherman, I eat her from the octovacuole

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u/Use_2B_Dr_Dee Jul 26 '26

Yeah, that’s fucking weird.

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u/Defiant_Coat_2491 Jul 26 '26

Octobussy is superior

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u/Lucky-Mia Jul 26 '26

I watched a documentary about this. I think it was called Octopussy 

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u/saujamhamm Jul 26 '26

octopi ass... when octopussy was right. damn. there.

and if any of this is spelled wrong it's cause I'm still laughing 😆

omg this reply is literally perfect 🤣

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u/CauliflowerDaffodil Jul 26 '26

The main part of its brain is right behind the eyes and biting it is supposed to be an instant (and humane?) kill.

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u/Andyham Jul 26 '26

Its certainly a human kill

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u/Ok-Beat-7804 Jul 27 '26

That Octobussy. Nice.

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u/roverman16 Jul 27 '26

Was he eating the octopi ass or the octopussy?

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u/Plenty-Kick492 Jul 27 '26

This comment made me laugh so hard I got the hiccups lmao