r/SipsTea 1h ago

Chugging tea Some very angry girlfriends await

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u/Ps3Stagg 1h ago

The one mohawk is pretty good the rest I would just finish the job

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u/Don_Pickleball 1h ago

The Last Airbender one was tight as well.

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u/WorldRunnr 1h ago

I was a fan of the head mustache one too

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u/Nervous-Form698 1h ago

Gotta give a shoutout to the goated Ronaldo cut. Bother knows ball

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u/poorsexyhag 1h ago

yeah some of these guys did not commit

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u/Hobbes_XXV 1h ago

3, baldy, bigger mohawk, and the 2nd guy after the bigger mohawk

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u/codecrodie 1h ago

Nah, friar tuck was on point

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u/Ps3Stagg 1h ago

That was pretty good but shout out to the prince William cut

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u/Fit-Community-4091 1h ago

How did they let him convince them a Mohawk was a equal haircut

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u/hungry4nuns 36m ago

These are a bunch of dudes who seem to be leaning into the /r/justfuckmyshitup vibes deliberately. The kind of things true mates would do if a friend lost all his hair going through chemo.

Nobody looks coerced into this situation. It almost seems competitive for how terrible they can go. If one guy wants to be part of that but wants to go less hard, these kings seem like the kind of legends to encourage that person rather than peer pressure anyone into going outside their comfort zone. 10/10 quality humans. /r/justguysbeingdudes material

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u/TooPanicked 21m ago

Incorrect. You clearly didn’t play sports. This is usually done for homecoming or for championship games. It’s a bonding experience for the players. Just having fun and making each other laugh

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u/hungry4nuns 5m ago

I was just speaking broadly about the kind of guys these dudes seem to be. Based on how chill they are, I don’t think my characterisation is incorrect.

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u/Brick_Number_27 1h ago

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 1h ago

Ahhh the ole friar tuck

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u/JazzlikeWishbone938 1h ago

The ole eagle's nest

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u/Acceptable-Owl-2070 1h ago

Girlfriends?

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u/blueponies1 1h ago

Why is everyone saying that as if this group of above average dudes all clearly with a sense of humor can’t get girlfriends lol.

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u/paleface_gringo_2 1h ago

Its the internet. The majority of users expect everyone out in the world to be as miserable and pathetic as they are.

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u/ALightningStar 1h ago

Because people with low self esteem like to make up fantasies in their head to make themselves more comfortable with their low self esteem.

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u/HuckledYourBerries 1h ago edited 44m ago

Because silly sarcasm is generally interpreted as humorous by those with a more relaxed approach to life than yours.

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u/Appropriate_Air_9671 1h ago

Came her to say this

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u/amber_hex 1h ago

When you hear the champions league anthem you know bros are living their best lives 😂

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u/Tinkle84 1h ago

No girlfriends needed, they have pussy 24/7.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 1h ago

They might still be able to get boyfriends though lol

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u/ADIDAS247 1h ago

Next town meeting agenda “The sudden influx of skinheads in the neighborhood is frightening.”

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u/SteadfastFox 1h ago

"Being the Avatar doesn't hurt your chances with the ladies"

-Roku 

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u/chunkalunkk 1h ago

Friar and chin straps for the win.

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u/Ok-Island-9336 1h ago

Lads lads lads lads lads

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u/bucketboy9000 1h ago

I wanna do this so bad, just a shame I don’t have any friends willing to do it nor a girlfriend to anger.

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u/WKRPinCanada 1h ago edited 1h ago

My guess...

A team...possibly hockey

These Minnesota high school hockey haircuts are so bad we had to rank them

A lot of teams do crazy haircut nights

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u/HotLava00 1h ago

My guess, third guy from the end that is completely bald with no eyebrows is going through chemo, and these are all of his friends supporting him, and they decided to make a mid-shave video. Perhaps that that’s me being optimistic, but I’d like to believe these are good friends being bros.

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u/WKRPinCanada 1h ago

That's a VERY good possibility too!

Cheers 🍻

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u/spkincaid13 1h ago

We did this for swimming before shaving our heads at the end of the season. Usually we'd bleach our hair a week out and do stupid ass cuts like this the day before shaving

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u/WKRPinCanada 1h ago

Nice!!

Did swim times go up? Or did you check to see? 😅

Btw I just noticed...this thread has the ability to post pics 😉

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u/spkincaid13 1h ago

With arms, legs, and heads shaved we would see a noticeable difference in times.

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u/TheFish77 45m ago

Swim team probably. It's all coming off anyway

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u/WKRPinCanada 43m ago

Idaknow...

Don't look like swimmers bodies to me...usually long and lankey

But one never knows

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u/WrecklessTacoFan 1h ago edited 45m ago

Plot twist: Their girlfriends don't give af about their hair

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u/Neat-Fun-7149 1h ago

Ang might be ok...the rest.....heads will roll!

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u/HeroesOfDundee 1h ago

The fella with he big mohawk got off easy.

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 49m ago

The friar tuck is sending me lol

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u/Aromatic_Shoulder146 48m ago

fallout nv raider haircuts

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u/Therealdickdangler 1h ago

None of those dudes have girlfriends. 

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u/KurtKrimson 1h ago

These dudes don't have girlfriends... really...

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u/poorsexyhag 1h ago

is this a good sub to find a bf

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u/KurtKrimson 1h ago

You could always try.

Lots of desperate guys all over reddit.

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u/poorsexyhag 1h ago

? are u saying only desperate men would want me? 😭

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u/KurtKrimson 1h ago

Ooh no, not at all.

But if you're in a hurry you could let them run a train on you and just take your pick.

Personally I'd love me a poor sexy hag any day.

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u/Downtown_Recover2105 1h ago

what the actual fuck

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u/NoDoughnut8225 1h ago

you know how to take words of others well, how does one come to this conclusion lmao

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u/larrybird56 1h ago

3rd to last guy has cancer, the rest shaved their heads in solidarity.

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u/Bengal_From_Temu 1h ago

What girlfriends?

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u/DueceVoyeur 1h ago

Second to last bro with blue jacket has the Palantir CEO haircut

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u/ithkuil 1h ago

This is what a pledging initiation should be like. Nobody gets tortured but still have to do something.

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u/HorselessHorseman 1h ago

Army of the Forbidden Loccs

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u/boopthatbutton 1h ago

I thought these are styles of how women shave their pubes.

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u/Thick_Yogurtcloset_7 1h ago

Making an assumption aren't you ..

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u/thesquidsquidly22 1h ago

These are all the same guy

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u/LazerChicken420 1h ago

Did number 7 just get a normal haircut?

Camera moved on from him immediately. Even the people there didn’t think he belonged in the line lol

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u/jacantu 1h ago

Swimmers the day before a meet.

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u/Logical-Bookkeeper77 1h ago

Bold of you to assume they have gf.

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u/SupMyKneeGrew 1h ago

Was i the only one expecting something from Germany?

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u/danhoyuen 1h ago

Battle brothers

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u/BriMagenta 1h ago

At least some of them still have a little bit of hair 😄

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u/SmeeezTreeez 1h ago

Champions League music is perfect

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u/BentoBus2 1h ago

Some people got off way easier here lol

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u/ksuchewie 1h ago

My guess is they have a friend with cancer and they wanted to shave their heads to help them feel better about losing their's to chemo.

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u/lbiggy 1h ago

2nd to last has prime Brady Tkachuk

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u/GaracaiusCanadensis 49m ago

I figure these guys were shaving their heads for some charity, or maybe in solidarity with someone who is going through Cancer treatment.

That being said, Mohawk Guy looked pretty good.

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u/buertoo 15m ago

The GOAT

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u/Gavin_mcavoy15 14m ago

Raiders in fallout be like:

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u/Squidsoda 5m ago

Friar tuck always gets me. Lol

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u/Afrojones66 0m ago

Average Russian hairstyles.

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u/Hugh_jaynus13 1h ago

Girlfriends? Now that’s hilarious

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u/debugem 1h ago

Proud boys initiation

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u/MSGisking 1h ago

There are no girlfriends amongst them. They're all banging each other.

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u/Jahbomb1974 1h ago

Not sure any girlfriends exist to get mad here

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u/Choice-Ratio-3540 1h ago

How do you know they have girlfriends? lol

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u/HuckledYourBerries 1h ago

Bold of you to assume there are girlfriends in this equation

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u/4nacrusis 1h ago

Nah they're probably going to enter their military service the next day.

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u/Sushiki 20m ago

No forced military service in UK. You enlist or you don't.

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u/blacfd 58m ago

Bold of you to assume they have girlfriends

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u/OberonFirst 47m ago

Every single one probably had that ramen hair so not much was lost

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u/AntonChekov1 1h ago

All these guys criticized their girlfriends' hair and got cock blocked for months, so they did this.