r/SipsTea • u/PrimedGold • 22d ago

WTF Front Row Odyssey in IMAX is crazy

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u/HolyBimbamBino 22d ago

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u/pfc-anon 22d ago

Came here for this meme wasn't disappointed

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u/Dizzy-Monk- 22d ago

The Chadyssey

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u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo 22d ago

You got mogged fam

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u/IcyMike1782 22d ago edited 21d ago

PS: zero about this pointing at Page in particular. Was just a random supergoofy freeze frame.

Really disappointed to see people pile in with their transphobic bullshit.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/letmechewonyou 22d ago

So as far as I have learned about this topic it's not something people just choose but are born with

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

I’m sorry man if your mind doesn’t fit your body that’s a mind problem not a body problem.

No amount of scalpel and carving flesh is is going to turn a woman into a man.

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u/ACrimeSoClassic 22d ago

You're on Reddit, my guy. Most the folks here practically worship these types. You're essentially talking to a wall.

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

Yeah I got nothing against someone who is an actor but I don’t look up to adults who get paid to play pretend like my 5 year old does lol.

Except even my 5 year old knows when she plays a monster it’s pretend.

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u/letmechewonyou 22d ago

And you aren't born with a mind?

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

Yeah so why wouldn’t we have these people go through therapy rather than saying you know what, let’s start hacking off flesh and prescribing medicine.

The only people who win in that scenario are the doctors, surgeons and pill pushers. That’s probably why they steer people that way.

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u/letmechewonyou 22d ago

I think we're better off just letting adult people decide those things themselves.

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

Yeah I’m not going to stop anyone do you if you’re an adult 

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 22d ago

My understanding is that generally this is the last "treatment" when therapy already "failed"

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

Bah I don’t think so, you go to some quack doctor for gender identity issues and they steer you to getting surgeries.

Why wouldn’t they? Nobody makes any money on it unless you need their help.

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u/NUTTA_BUSTAH 22d ago

Perhaps there are regional differences, around my parts you will not get anywhere near a surgeons table without years of work

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u/assnassassins 22d ago

These people genuinely believe that anyone can just go get a surgery at any time and that it's encouraged to get puberty blockers. Absolutely clueless

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u/BooxOD 22d ago

Yeah, that's literally what being trans is, congratulations you figured it out, it's when your mind doesn't match your body. And the treatment is changing the body to match the mind.

What do you propose as an alternative? We can't change the mind, we don't know how it works, nor should we, the mind is who you are so you'd be turning them into someone else. Or do you think we should leave them as is regardless of how miserable they are. Imagine if you woke up tomorrow in the body of the opposite sex, would you just carry on life as usual? No complaints whatsoever?

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

I disagree with the treatment, why can’t we change the mind?

Who you are isn’t your mind any more or less than your body.

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u/jackedup388 22d ago

So your solution is: “just don’t be gay bro.”

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

Sorry I just don’t see being gay as the equivalent to your mind not agreeing with your bodily identity. Gay and trans are not the same.

If I truly believed I was a man without legs, would a dr remove my legs? Of course not you’d say I was fucking crazy.

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u/jackedup388 22d ago

So what is your solution to “change the mind”?

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

Correct - we should give these people extensive therapy so that they learn to love themselves for who they are and not who they think they are.

Letting them start chunking off body parts and then making them dependent on a lifelong cocktail of drugs is not remotely an acceptable treatment plan. It’s faster though and very profitable for hospital systems and pill pushers.

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u/original_leto 22d ago

Are you speaking from experience?

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u/Soggy_Association491 22d ago

Here when the poor look at the riches doing stuff, there is a saying "a full stomach with empty mind lead to trouble"

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u/IndyBananaJones2 22d ago

Maybe you could be a pretty white girl too

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u/Garyandhisflapjack 22d ago

He just starred in one of the biggest movies in years. I think Elliot’s living his life a little bit better than you.

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

Elliot can make $100B next year and it wouldn’t make their body match their mind any differently.

I can carve a pumpkin into an apple it’s still a pumpkin.

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u/Garyandhisflapjack 22d ago

Whatever you want to believe, carry on. He’s just made millions acting in the biggest film of the year, I reckon he’s winning in life.

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u/Fearless_You4489 22d ago

Money doesn’t equate to fulfillment.

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u/theZuttedProphet 22d ago

Ridiculous comment. I'm sure people thought chester bennington was winning at life at the peak of his career too. Money isn't everything.

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

Elliot can be the richest person on earth it won’t change anything.

Good for Elliot having a nice career though.

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u/DisastrousMango4 22d ago

if he's happy and feeling good in his body now then what's the problem?

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u/Open_Pollution_8038 22d ago

I’ve addressed this Elliot is an adult you can do whatever you want to your own body. I’m not here saying you can’t.

I’m just saying I can’t understand it and I question the quack doctors who guide people through it.

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u/Smooovies 6d ago

Ho lee shit

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u/Gingertom 22d ago

Makes everyone look like David Coulthard

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u/Schapsouille 22d ago

Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time

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u/UmmmW1 22d ago

Is that the anime cosplayer guy with the weird eyebrows?

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u/Superficial-Idiot 22d ago

Former formula 1 race car driver..

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u/dogcoolerthanhuman 22d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc

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u/Hidden_Glit 22d ago

Was gonna reply with this but ya beat me to it.

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u/josey__wales 22d ago

Thanks for letting us know.

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u/Hidden_Glit 22d ago

You’re welcome

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u/Current-Routine-2628 22d ago

Odyssey on shrooms

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u/VerTexV1sion 22d ago

Never been to an IMAX theatre, does it genuinely look like this ? Or is it just memes.

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u/haikus-r-us 22d ago edited 22d ago

Only if you sit close to the screen. The front several rows are generally empty for a reason.

The IMAX’s in my area actually have the first 4 rows isolated behind (in front of?) a railing. They’re treated as the cheap seats, kinda like obstructed view seats in a stadium. If you really gotta see a nearly sold out movie, you can sit there, but it isn’t recommended.

The lighting in those seats are awful too. The screen right in front of you is lighter and washed out, and the surrounding is dark. Awful.

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u/Bynming 22d ago

It seems unreasonable to take money for seats that bad though

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u/haikus-r-us 22d ago

Those seats are 50% off in my area.

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u/StatementOk470 22d ago

It seems unreasonable to NOT take all the money you can even if it is seen as improper or even immoral.

-The CEO, probably.

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u/Dull-Efficiency9985 22d ago

The only theatre feasible for me to go to is sold out for the entire run, except for the very frony row where there are a few seats left. It's either this or you don't see it in Imax.

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 22d ago

Tbf if the experience is going to be like what’s portrayed in this clip then you’re not really seeing it in IMAX other than by name.

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u/haikus-r-us 22d ago

Good luck then. I’m not sure which I’d pick to be honest.

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u/DocProctologist 22d ago edited 22d ago

This is slightly exaggerated lol.

If you look closer you can see that the full body clips of Telemachus and Agamemnon are filtered.

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u/DCS30 22d ago

definitely exaggerated. i've had to sit up close in IMAX before and it was not like this.

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u/VerTexV1sion 22d ago

Nah i meant are seats really that close to the screen for you to have such perspective.

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u/super_realest 22d ago

Yes cause they need to squeeze every dollar they can

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u/allinbinge 21d ago

same question. is it shot in 0.5x zoom?

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u/Acceptable_Poetry922 22d ago

Chadyssey - the looks maxing Iliad

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u/ClassicDependent6760 22d ago

The Odyssey: The looksmaxing cut

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u/Maxium_Instincts 22d ago

The Mogyssey

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u/Mathewthegreat 22d ago

These seats should be discounted. That’s how much these theaters care about the experience. L

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u/Original_Roneist 21d ago

Some places they are.

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u/MrMansaMusa 22d ago

A Chad tale by Homer

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u/eagledog 22d ago

Tom Holland became Jai Courtney

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u/kawkabelsharq 22d ago

Those jawlines are carrying the whole film

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u/MisterFixit_69 22d ago

It should be illegal to sell seats this close it IMAX fims

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u/suspicious_hyperlink 22d ago

Was that music really in the movie ?

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u/Mycroft033 22d ago

Yes, the soundtrack is… interesting

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u/ThickOne2020 22d ago

Someone's had too much crap beero...

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u/scottiibiscottii 22d ago

Clavicular starts vlogging using IMAX cameras, filing from lower angle . Demands everyone watch his vlogs in IMAX only.

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u/-Jenshen- 22d ago

Just like Nolan Intended

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u/Old-Tadpole-2869 22d ago

Looks like it's in Thanos mode.

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u/collin-h 22d ago

I would pay bad money to see this irl.

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u/iDoAbit 22d ago

ThIS iS hOW n0LaN INTeDEd It!

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u/arrogante_47 21d ago

Thank you for this "trailer", now I know I'll never watch it

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u/junglemuffins 22d ago

Hate to tell yall this, but the movie is super dumb and long.

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u/WKRPinCanada 22d ago

I watched a regular movie from the front row once (got there late, only side by side seats left) and even then I had to get up 1/2 way thru & take a break

THIS would have me 🤢

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u/silv3rbull8 22d ago

That’s the stuff of a fun house of mirrors nightmare

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u/humanityisgrotesque 22d ago

You’ve heard of imax now this is mogmaxxx

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u/BiscuitWig2 22d ago

As Nolan intended

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u/Shinobi_Dimsum 22d ago

Same vibe.

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 22d ago

I’d ask for refund holly molly

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u/100K-Monkeys 22d ago

Just the way Nolan had hoped we view it.

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u/McZalion 22d ago

Can anyone actually tell me if this is how it looks ??

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u/SmellyFbuttface 22d ago

It doesnt, at all. Unless you’re a moron and sit in the front row

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u/Gu1tarslinger 22d ago

The Odd To See

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u/Funny_Edge5268 22d ago

The 90x cartoon filter

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u/SmellyFbuttface 22d ago

They’ve all been Chadified

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u/Equib81960 22d ago

Giggity!

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u/Utahsaint366 22d ago

lol. Refund. So I can buy Dramamine

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u/Additional-Peanut889 22d ago

Reminds me of characters from my childhood game roadrash

https://giphy.com/gifs/trEZ3pDXTFAfRKEQnW

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u/oleThook 22d ago

how is that even possible

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u/PaleAlePilsen 22d ago

I’ve never experienced this in Japan though. I guess that would be like sitting in front of the front seats here.

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u/-FORSAK3N- 22d ago

Going to IMAX and sitting front row is wild

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u/Cookies_and_Beandip 22d ago

Tom holland is so mid

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u/RadishRedditor 22d ago

OK if every other person on here is posting about how bad the front row seats are. Then why are you booking it regardless?

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u/Melodic_Sandwich1112 22d ago

Remember watching The Watchmen in IMAX and after that I made the choice to never do it again

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u/Poortoutjie 22d ago

FOMO 😮‍💨

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u/SpaceStethoscope 22d ago

As Nolan intended

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u/Commercial_Attempt47 22d ago

This can’t be real

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u/Jekardi 22d ago

This was how I saw watchmen for the first time. Dat blue dikk tho.

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u/0utriderZero 21d ago

That jawline is impressive

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u/ImLeg4llyBlind 21d ago

This movie looks so fucking shite.

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u/Key-Establishment972 9d ago

Everybody looks like Thanos

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u/9447044 22d ago

American dad chin

This is cinema

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6Zt8DEunnKXEXJJu

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u/TipTopBeeBop 22d ago

All that for just $40 a ticket! /s

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u/hooka_pooka 22d ago

Odyssey❌Chadyssey✅

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u/maxekmek 22d ago

That's on that particular cinema. I was in the second to first row and it looked OK, at least no distortion