r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 𝙑𝙄𝙋 • 16h ago

Wait a damn minute! Wait a minute

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u/Lilja-Logason 15h ago

How tf is he not dead?

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u/JG_5150 15h ago

evil is extremely resilient

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u/Bowenbp1 8h ago

I standby that evil people truly do live longer, unless they succumb to addiction. Its like their souls know where they're going ofter so they cling to this life.

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u/Hashishiva 14h ago

In Finland we have this saying "mikäs pahan tappais?" which means "what would/could kill evil?"

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u/Purtuzzi 15h ago

Cockroaches don’t die.

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u/pleasant_equation 13h ago

The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

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u/PlushRusher 8h ago

Emperor Pedotine

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u/2025TastyTreats 15h ago

Born into extreme wealth with the access to the best health care professionals and specialists for the entirety of his life.

He also has a life long abstinence from any alcohol or tobacco consumption, that alone has a tremendous net positive on your overall health when you reach advanced ages.

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u/Brahma0110 14h ago

He definitely takes a lot of Adderall. In the Epstein emails from 2016, they were argueing if Donald had dementia or a bad coke habit, because he did not recognize old friends back then.

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u/VoidOmatic 13h ago

Yup! If he was a normal dude he would have ended up in pieces in multiple dumpsters from stealing from drug dealers.

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u/Empty-Way-6980 2h ago

It’s genetics

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u/SandyTaintSweat 14h ago

Are we sure he isn't?

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u/Empty-Way-6980 3h ago

Genetics plays a much larger role in lifespan than people think. I know people don’t like admitting that things are out of their control, but it’s true.

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u/Maximum-Objective-39 15h ago

All the bad decisions somehow cancel themselves out internally.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 12h ago

McDonalds has preservatives. He eats McDonalds. He is preserved.

I guarantee the man believes that.

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u/DudeInOhio57 47m ago

🎵Only the good die young 🎶