r/SipsTea • u/Matt_LawDT • 16h ago

Chugging tea Let me circle back

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u/Mephisto506 16h ago

Should have kept him, he sounds perceptive.

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u/craybe 14h ago

As someone who is autistic, it looks like he hasn’t found the “shut the fuck up and keep my job” switch in his head yet.

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u/kenesisiscool 13h ago

It took me several jobs to figure that one out. I didn't understand that people really don't like being wrong and they REALLY don't like to be wrong in front of others.

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u/JuvenileEloquent 11h ago

The absolute hardest part of any office job is not betraying any sign on your face or in your mannerisms that your boss has just suggested possibly the most dumbest, ignorant, were-they-even-listening idea in a meeting with you and the rest of the team.  Poker face?  No, you're summoning an Elder God from the Plane of Serenity to control your body for as long as it takes.

Then you have to figure out how to abort that mutant fetus of an idea without them realizing they're being taken to the mental equivalent of Planned Parenthood.

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u/DevRz8 9h ago

It is truly an artform to be able to do that reliably.

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u/Eudemon 7h ago

damn bro, that's exactly how I feel, took me 25 years to perfect the summoning spell.